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man with 3 balls - 10/3/2008 5:37:43 AM

curiousgirlie

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A man goes into the hospital. A young nurse asks him what he wants.
"I have three balls" he replies. The nurse has never seen or hearded of such a thing. She asks the man to take his trousers off behind a curtain so she can examine him. She checks him carefully, but in the end she sais:
"I'm really sorry, but I cant see a third ball. You only have two balls."
"I'm sure you didnt check it carefully enough. I know i have three balls. Could I ask the matron perhaps?"
So comes the matron and examines him thoroughly.
"I'm sorry sir, but you only have two balls."
"Nah, I'm sure I have three. Just ask the doctor"
They call the young doc, who checks the strange patient.
"Sorry sir, you only have two balls"
The man looks at her sadly, sighs, and sais:
"Oh well. Thx anyway..."
As he is about to leave the hospital he bumps into his friend. The friend asks:
"Hey, you aren't ill, are you?"
"Oh, no. Only i had a lunch hour, and i just popped in. I really love the way nurses fondle my balls."

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RE: man with 3 balls - 10/3/2008 7:00:34 AM

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RE: man with 3 balls - 10/3/2008 12:50:59 PM

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Man goes to his doctor because he feels like a freak, convinced girls will run when they find out about his third nut. "Can you take it off?"
"Well," muses the doctor, "I'd have to get a surgical consult because this is definitely not a routine procedure. Your name would probably end up on CNN for such an unique operation and then there's the chance that it could leave you unable to function normally. Take the weekend to think it over and try to look at it in a positive way: you've 50% more than any other man on the planet."
On the bus home the man realizes that the doctor is right, and decides to have some fun with it. He leans over to the guy sitting next to him and whispers "Hey! Pssst! Between you and me? We got five balls."
"Oh!" says the stranger. "You only have one?"

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RE: man with 3 balls - 10/3/2008 2:34:46 PM

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RE: man with 3 balls - 10/3/2008 3:12:26 PM