jamesthehumanrug
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greetings,chastity happy holidays i would go to the pet store and ,make my own or a saddle and tac store but this place has the mean price of about $15 bucks http://www.bionictonic.co.uk/sex_toys/bondage_gags.html if you make your own at the pet store you got that tough doggy-ball ,with the center hole already in it and round collar leather you can lace thru not unlike real horse bits to force thru the hollow rugged ball, but that dang little center pet-bell drives you bats ,unless you can find a way ,to remove it ,without destroying the whole thing, in the process... no you cant stuff it with cotton balls either so you cant stuff your slave in the closet when company comes over so everytime you move and the slave thinks its safe to move also everybody hears a faint pet bell ringing in the background all the time! you cant call your guests nuts or you cant clamp the bell inside together and make a pancake out of it ,either or the slave will swallow it ,and have to stop everything ,and get xrays at the emergency ,to find out where it is, and sift ,thru his caca ,for days, till it comes out. i know . i had to do it.... except the bell was gold, so i really had, to find it and not just chuck the caca and say i looked.... i had a plastic fork and ,a plate of my caca everyday, for 4 days!!, to shift thru.i could'nt shit like everyone else, plus i had to go ,thru my own caca. how do you get clean after that!? especially ,in front ,of your mistress?.... it's like going ,to bed with your own sneekers- (if you were me) what did i say to the emergency room about the smashed bell in my stomach i said my cat flew at my neck and i inhailed , and his bell was flat cause he was on the car ,front dash board when we had an accident,and, i was in the front passenger seat, both of us unhurt, and we kept going over and over the details .... it was agony. i kept saying i know; i can't even believe it myself...( i felt spanish all of a sudden,too...) finally :the dr had the nerve to ask me if i ate dirt.... i will never go there ,again gees ,fanabla: just do your job so i can get f'outta' here and get into my shit for crying out loud.... everybody has to be a freakin'-comedian these days i guess. he should stick to being a quack, if i ever eat dirt i said i will let him know, for sure. theres a guy that needs a ball gag; i can almost picture it ,to this day, too; perfect for this chump
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