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Investment Oportunities from the Mergers & Acquisition ... - 10/6/2008 10:35:58 AM

Mercnbeth

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Watch for these consolidations later this year:

10.) Just Jeans and StopItNow Software Development will merge and become: Just Stop It

9.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R.Grace Co. Will merge and become:Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

8.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

7.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

6.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

4.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

3.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

2.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally... #1 investment

Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang

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RE: Investment Oportunities from the Mergers & Acquisit... - 10/6/2008 2:42:11 PM

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WhooHooo

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RE: Investment Oportunities from the Mergers & Acquisit... - 10/6/2008 2:48:51 PM

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Mothers bread, Smuckers jelly, and Allied Van Lines - Mother Smuckers Truckers

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