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Hamburgers in the making - 10/7/2008 8:22:18 AM   
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Status: offline 		A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"
So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"

Then the waitress jokes, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."

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RE: Hamburgers in the making - 10/7/2008 2:01:59 PM   
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So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise
I always say that if I can help somebody as I pass along then my living has not been in vain.
Demise means death.

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RE: Hamburgers in the making - 10/8/2008 4:35:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		why do they call them donut holes when they are obviously round and not a hole?  LOL

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RE: Hamburgers in the making - 10/8/2008 9:50:48 AM   
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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty
So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise
I always say that if I can help somebody as I pass along then my living has not been in vain.
Demise means death.


That's what I get for copying/pasting and not reading it thru!

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RE: Hamburgers in the making - 10/8/2008 4:28:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well, if it was your hamburger, and you had had donuts there for breakfast, might the cook meet his demise?

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RE: Hamburgers in the making - 10/8/2008 5:33:43 PM   
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RE: Hamburgers in the making - 10/8/2008 7:19:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty
So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise
I always say that if I can help somebody as I pass along then my living has not been in vain.
Demise means death.


That's what I get for copying/pasting and not reading it thru!


To be honest, the word is use wrong and was probably intended to be 'despair' and not 'demise'.  But, in the end; it's a freakin' joke.


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RE: Hamburgers in the making - 10/10/2008 4:38:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"
So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"

Then the waitress jokes, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."


If the cook is making doughnuts, I guess he makes some cream filled, too.  If that isn't bad enough, I'd hate to see what the waitress fills them with when she's on her period!  I bet that ain't strawberry jam! 

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RE: Hamburgers in the making - 10/11/2008 10:37:42 AM   
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Status: offline 		For clarification demise:
1. a. Death.b. The end of existence or activity; termination: the demise of the streetcar.2. Law Transfer of an estate by lease or will.3. The transfer of a ruler's authority by death or abdication

demise noun 1. failure, end, fall, defeat, collapse, ruin, breakdown, overthrow, downfall, dissolution, termination noun 2. (Euphemistic) death, end, dying, passing, departure, expiration, decease



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RE: Hamburgers in the making - 10/11/2008 10:40:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		Although demise is not the best term it is also one that can still be used in the sentence.


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RE: Hamburgers in the making - 10/12/2008 9:06:17 PM   
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RE: Hamburgers in the making - 10/14/2008 11:13:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		Um, I could be wrong here, but I think they're called donut holes because they're made from the pieces that are punched out of the original donuts. Thus the hole of the donut...

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RE: Hamburgers in the making - 10/15/2008 2:08:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		Funny joke. As for the rest...oh good grief some people lmao.

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RE: Hamburgers in the making - 10/15/2008 10:26:44 AM   
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Status: offline 		VP these post are funnier than your joke.

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