apiercedkitty -> RE: Simple Things I've Never Done... (10/11/2008 8:17:52 AM)
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ORIGINAL: tsatske I was thinking of this topic recently for some reason. When I first read it, I couldn't think of anything that really qualified as 'simple' or 'basic', that I wanted to do, that I haven't done. Then I was - well, the direction of the post is such that you will probably figure out what I was doing when the thought came to me. Anyway, it suddenly occured to me - in 25 years of being sexually active, of having some number of TIMES more blowjob partners than partners I actually had penetrive sex with - I have never had a facial. or a 'pearl necklace'. or did the cum on her tits schtick. or the cum in the eye. or whatever. I have enough guys clean when they - uhm - got a bit ahead of themselves to conclude that I prefer it , 'strait from the fountain', but that's about the extent of that. So many guys have these fantasies, apparently, writing to you about where they are gonna spray you - but they all seem to prefer the same option, when it gets down to that. Oh, and another one just came to me, one I am always complaining about - I have never gotten to actually WATCH porn. whomever I am watching with always seem to have other ideas about which way i should be facing. Even Master, when He insisted that I watch some of the 'classics' I told him I had never seen - I didn't actually get to see enough of them to get the gist of the plot. There was a plot, right? "in the eye" is definitely over-rated as far as i'm concerned - it burns like a mother and leaves said eye(s) blood-shot for hours! lol Now, anywhere else it lands is fine with me :) And yeah, of course they have a plot... *snicker*
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