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Why? - 10/8/2008 5:23:46 AM   
PrincePlatypus


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Status: offline 		Why do you park in a driveway, and drive in a parkway?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

Why do sleeping pills have labels that state "Caution: May cause drowsiness"?

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't our head ALWAYS over our heels?

Why do we sing Rock A Bye Baby to put our kids to sleep when it's about putting them in a tree and letting the cradle crash into the ground? Wouldn't you be scared if you heard that as a kid?

Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs?

Why doesn't baking soda freeze?

Why do we say "Heads up!" when we want someone to duck?

Why do people ask "What's your problem?" when they obviously have no intention of solving it?

Why can you use a handicapped toilet, but not a handicapped parking space?

Why is it called lipstick when it comes off so easily?

Why do Pringles have a resealable lid if once you pop, you can't stop?

Why is it called a blacklight when it looks purple?

Why is a blackboard green?

If Wile E. Coyote could buy all that Acme stuff, why not order out?

And why did Wile E. Coyote keep buying from Acme when their stuff obviously never works?

Why is there Canadian bacon on Hawaiian pizza?

Why do people pay to go all the way up to the top of some giant building, then pay more to look through binoculars to look at stuff on the ground?

Why is it called a pair of underwear?
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RE: Why? - 10/8/2008 1:54:42 PM   
frenchdungeon


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RE: Why? - 10/8/2008 2:36:29 PM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		Why don't the words TONE and DONE Rhyme?

Why don't the words DEAD and READ Rhyme?

Why does a Dogs Bark Sould like a Woof but a Wolf Howls?

Why did I bother with this thread when I could be looking up Porn Instead?

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RE: Why? - 10/8/2008 2:52:47 PM   
persephonee


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Status: offline 		because youve seen all the porn....all of it.....sick bastard.

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RE: Why? - 10/8/2008 2:56:43 PM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		Not yet Hussy, I have yet to see the pictures of your Nekkid Body. I will review them if you like, tell you what I think send them by e-mail and give me a couple days.

Seriously I need more Wanking Material Send what you got.

WHY... do women tease about these kinds of things, for once I wish a girl would follow throuh on thier perversions.

andi said she'ld hold the camera.

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RE: Why? - 10/8/2008 3:00:34 PM   
persephonee


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RE: Why? - 10/8/2008 3:05:12 PM   
SteelofUtah


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RE: Why? - 10/8/2008 5:00:54 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		actually, Steel.. dead and read CAN rhyme    read = I read a book last night

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RE: Why? - 10/8/2008 5:39:21 PM   
Duckiemine


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Status: offline 		ok, so I'm glad you pointed that out GreedyTop, cause I was thinking the same thing...

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RE: Why? - 10/8/2008 5:48:46 PM   
Saratov


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RE: Why? - 10/8/2008 5:49:43 PM   
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RE: Why? - 10/9/2008 9:57:40 AM   
HypnoticDan


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Status: offline 		Why do so many people repost old jokes, and why do so many people leave inane comments?

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RE: Why? - 10/9/2008 10:01:05 AM   
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RE: Why? - 10/9/2008 11:41:16 AM   
MadAxeman


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RE: Why? - 10/9/2008 12:08:44 PM   
plsurnpain


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Status: offline 		why is there a warning on a condom that states " May cause swelling"  umm... isnt that the point??

had to :)

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