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WyldHrt -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/10/2009 1:43:35 PM)
quote: I'm skeered you women b/c you are horney little sluts and I am virginal! Sweetie? The virginal schtick works better if your av is not a pic of you tied to a tree sporting a ball gag and blindfold... [:D] Jus Sayin' [;)]

Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/10/2009 1:44:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail will you all still be able to parent when you all are done topping and bottoming and sidewayzing? LOL... not if it's done the right way, Ron. [8D] swats Ron's bum just cuz I'm feeling kinda badass [;)]

devilishpixie -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/10/2009 1:45:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt quote: I'm skeered you women b/c you are horney little sluts and I am virginal! Sweetie? The virginal schtick works better if your av is not a pic of you tied to a tree sporting a ball gag and blindfold... [:D] Jus Sayin' [;)] I can still be virginal and like being tied up and gagged... doesn't mean he got any. lol

Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/10/2009 1:47:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt quote: I'm skeered you women b/c you are horney little sluts and I am virginal! Sweetie? The virginal schtick works better if your av is not a pic of you tied to a tree sporting a ball gag and blindfold... [:D] Jus Sayin' [;)] MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She may be goin' all Blair Witch Project-like... best watch out there, lil Wyld-Thing. [:D] grabs your hair and bites your neck bc I know that you're slutty enough to puddle at that sorta thing

Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/10/2009 1:48:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: devilishpixie quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt quote: I'm skeered you women b/c you are horney little sluts and I am virginal! Sweetie? The virginal schtick works better if your av is not a pic of you tied to a tree sporting a ball gag and blindfold... [:D] Jus Sayin' [;)] I can still be virginal and like being tied up and gagged... doesn't mean he got any. lol Um... yeah.... I'ma hafta place a bet on the fact that he got more than a mouthful. Oops! Or maybe that was YOU? [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

devilishpixie -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/10/2009 1:52:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead quote: ORIGINAL: devilishpixie quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt quote: I'm skeered you women b/c you are horney little sluts and I am virginal! Sweetie? The virginal schtick works better if your av is not a pic of you tied to a tree sporting a ball gag and blindfold... [:D] Jus Sayin' [;)] I can still be virginal and like being tied up and gagged... doesn't mean he got any. lol Um... yeah.... I'ma hafta place a bet on the fact that he got more than a mouthful. Oops! Or maybe that was YOU? [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] [sm=jaw.gif]

subtlebutterfly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/10/2009 2:12:54 PM)
I made my own eyes roll.[8\|] There came this chick...and I stared at her (secretly) for about half an hour trying to figure out if she was a shemale.. I came to the conclusion that it was a genetic female..for your information[8\|]

Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/10/2009 2:13:49 PM)
hehehe that's funny:)

LaTigresse -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/10/2009 2:16:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtlebutterfly I made my own eyes roll.[8\|] There came this chick...and I stared at her (secretly) for about half an hour trying to figure out if she was a shemale.. I came to the conclusion that it was a genetic female..for your information[8\|] I received an email today. Photo's attached.......blonde barbie bimbo with too much makeup and fake tits, wanting to serve, moving to the area....yada yada yada... I scroll down and low and behold.........the blonde bimbo was holding HIS skirt up displaying HIS gear. I was aghast. (not really but it sounds good.....the aghast part......the rest is true)

subtlebutterfly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/10/2009 2:21:18 PM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D]

Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/10/2009 3:48:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: devilishpixie quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Um... yeah.... I'ma hafta place a bet on the fact that he got more than a mouthful. Oops! Or maybe that was YOU? [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] [sm=jaw.gif] SEE???? You've done this before, haven't you? [:D] mwuahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

DarkSteven -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/15/2009 8:22:48 PM)
Well, it wasn't today, but.... My package of raspberry plants arrived. I muttered a few choice words under my breath because I had not yet prepared the ground for the plants. The next weekend, I rototilled the garden, wrestling with a balky tiller all the way. I finally finished and opened the berry package... And it was the duvet cover I ordered from Overstock. For some unfathomable reason, they decided to stamp RED AND YELLOW on the box, making me think it was red and yellow raspberry plants instead of a green duvet cover...

Venalismihi -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/15/2009 8:25:49 PM)
That the CM layout that I am using differs from a user in the US.

Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/15/2009 8:26:56 PM)
tries not to laugh offers hugs to DS laughs in spite of herself because she is inappropriate at times

MasterK13 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/15/2009 9:38:24 PM)
A online friend and dom implied he has severed lims(cut off body parts) OF PEOPLE SCARRED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!! NOW I AM QUESTIONING HIS SANITY.

KateyCaine -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/15/2009 9:57:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: subtlebutterfly I made my own eyes roll.[8\|] There came this chick...and I stared at her (secretly) for about half an hour trying to figure out if she was a shemale.. I came to the conclusion that it was a genetic female..for your information[8\|] I received an email today. Photo's attached.......blonde barbie bimbo with too much makeup and fake tits, wanting to serve, moving to the area....yada yada yada... I scroll down and low and behold.........the blonde bimbo was holding HIS skirt up displaying HIS gear. I was aghast. (not really but it sounds good.....the aghast part......the rest is true) [sm=afraid.gif] Oh, deary me :P

KateyCaine -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/15/2009 9:58:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterK13 A online friend and dom implied he has severed lims(cut off body parts) OF PEOPLE SCARRED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!! NOW I AM QUESTIONING HIS SANITY. It sounds like he was taking the piss, joking around for shock value.... :) k.

MasterK13 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/15/2009 10:51:33 PM)
Possible he has admitted to being a stoner.

devilishpixie -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/16/2009 3:38:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterK13 A online friend and dom implied he has severed lims(cut off body parts) OF PEOPLE SCARRED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!! NOW I AM QUESTIONING HIS SANITY. Don't believe everything you read online. The woman who moved in to the apartment next to the basement access door came out and asked if I had to go down there so damn early. (her hands on her hips) Like I would go down there by fucking choice.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/16/2009 3:51:16 AM)
The person who, on the one hand, says "remember they are nothing but nicknames online" and on the other hand offers constant advice.

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