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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/23/2009 9:29:42 PM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/23/2009 9:31:53 PM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/23/2009 9:33:04 PM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/23/2009 9:46:02 PM   
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Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/23/2009 9:55:20 PM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/23/2009 10:52:12 PM   
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I didnt do it.


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 12:17:55 AM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 12:39:57 AM   
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*smooch*  how ya doin, Sophie?


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 1:00:10 AM   
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*smooches Greedy back*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 5:47:41 AM   
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And i can say "Hey i knew her. i encouraged her psychotic episodes"  


YAY! 

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 5:50:30 AM   
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the eejit that came into the hotel tonight, insisting that we honor the $49.00 coupon he had (which was only good for a different property).

I didnt do it.



"Certainly, sir!  I'll be happy to give you directions to get to that hotel!"


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 6:28:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		I DID that... but according to him, I was REQUIRED to take the coupon.  I offered to call our national 800 # and have them explain that I was NOT required to, but he got even more pissy and stalked out.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 8:01:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hey there - I have an eye roll!!! *Must be the good mo jo from reading that thread about all the crazy first contact emails.

So here's the cmail I got: 

Would love to share my web cam with you. If you are interested let me know.
yahoo: xxxxx***[email protected]

My response: 

Oh  I would love to have a web cam!  My uncle wants one for Christmas.  I presume you are paying shipping.

best,
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 8:07:30 AM   
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Oh I would love to have a web cam! My uncle wants one for Christmas. I presume you are paying shipping.

*bursts out laughing* Thanks sunshine, I needed that!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 8:09:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Hey there - I have an eye roll!!! *Must be the good mo jo from reading that thread about all the crazy first contact emails.

So here's the cmail I got: 

Would love to share my web cam with you. If you are interested let me know.
yahoo: xxxxx***[email protected]

My response: 

Oh  I would love to have a web cam!  My uncle wants one for Christmas.  I presume you are paying shipping.

best,
sunshine


Priceless!  Absolutly PRICELESS!


That is a WIN! 

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 2:12:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Hey there - I have an eye roll!!! *Must be the good mo jo from reading that thread about all the crazy first contact emails.

So here's the cmail I got: 

Would love to share my web cam with you. If you are interested let me know.
yahoo: xxxxx***[email protected]

My response: 

Oh  I would love to have a web cam!  My uncle wants one for Christmas.  I presume you are paying shipping.

best,
sunshine


Hey Sunny I'll trade you your guy for this one:

hello my good slave,
I would like to break the ice and get to know you. Your search is now over!!! I read your profile and this is why you should offer yourself to me.


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 6:04:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well gosh zeph... Let's deconstruct, shall we?

1.  You are HIS.    Does he have the title and tags?
2.  You are good .  We know that's a big fat .... ummmmm.... stretch of the imagination.
3.  He would like to break the ice... but it's melted - what a waste of good ice.
4.  He wants to get to know you... look out for that 300 point questionnaire about what you like and don't like... and send pix so he can "get to know" certain parts visually first.
5.  Your search is over.  Google is crying because they've lost you as one of their faithful customers.
6.  He read your profile.  Well he's literate - that's a step up
7.  And this is why you should offer yourself... What?  Where's the fricking list?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 6:12:37 PM   
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Well gosh zeph... Let's deconstruct, shall we?

1.  You are HIS.    Does he have the title and tags?
2.  You are good .  We know that's a big fat .... ummmmm.... stretch of the imagination.
3.  He would like to break the ice... but it's melted - what a waste of good ice.
4.  He wants to get to know you... look out for that 300 point questionnaire about what you like and don't like... and send pix so he can "get to know" certain parts visually first.
5.  Your search is over.  Google is crying because they've lost you as one of their faithful customers.
6.  He read your profile.  Well he's literate - that's a step up
7.  And this is why you should offer yourself... What?  Where's the fricking list?


All this would be well and good but:

1. He didn't read my profile aaaaaand
2. His is blank despite having been here for about 3 years


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 6:13:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Well gosh zeph... Let's deconstruct, shall we?

1.  You are HIS.    Does he have the title and tags?
2.  You are good .  We know that's a big fat .... ummmmm.... stretch of the imagination.
3.  He would like to break the ice... but it's melted - what a waste of good ice.
4.  He wants to get to know you... look out for that 300 point questionnaire about what you like and don't like... and send pix so he can "get to know" certain parts visually first.
5.  Your search is over.  Google is crying because they've lost you as one of their faithful customers.
6.  He read your profile.  Well he's literate - that's a step up
7.  And this is why you should offer yourself... What?  Where's the fricking list?


All this would be well and good but:

1. He didn't read my profile aaaaaand
2. His is blank despite having been here for about 3 years



Mine is blank too.  Does this mean if I send you some ice you are now MINE?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 6:38:49 PM   
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Mine is blank too. Does this mean if I send you some ice you are now MINE?


Naaaaaa just slap a collar on me


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