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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 6:44:18 PM   
sunshinemiss


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 7:08:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

quote:

Mine is blank too. Does this mean if I send you some ice you are now MINE?


Naaaaaa just slap a collar on me



YAY!!!!!

WOOTELS!

I always wanted a harem. 

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 8:27:53 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		I went through some of the drivel in poppy's cm mail and mine. 





Idiot # 1: hello baby,how are u doing today?,am ******  a male of 32 from (miami beach)florida.i was searching through profiles when i found your lovely profile on here and i can't resist to get in touch with you.baby........you mail me on my private mail address *******@yahoo.com.in other to talk better
thanks  my reply: This is poppy's Mistress.  She belongs to Me, in the House of IntenseMaster.  She is also married. 

You don't mind if We all have a conference call right?

Daddysredhead




 Idiot # 2: You're gorgeous! Do you have a yahoo aim or msn screename because id DEFINITELY like to get to know you better.  my reply: 
This is poppy's Mistress.  She is gorgeous, isn't she?  My Master thinks I have wonderful taste.  Her husband also fancies her a lovely woman. 

What more would you like to know about her?

Daddysredhead




Idiot # 3:
 
hi how are u i want to talk to u

my reply:

This is poppy's Mistress. 

I read that you want to talk to My girl.

I want to win the lottery.

I wonder which of us will get what we want first.

~ Daddysredhead




Idiot # 4  (this guy wrote to me)

i would love to meet

my reply:
 
Wonderful! 

When shall my Master and My girl come see you?

his reply:

Give me some dates asap!

my reply:
 
I leave these kinds of details to my Master.  Maybe you should contact Him. 

*edited for spacing*

< Message edited by Daddysredhead -- 11/24/2009 8:29:32 PM >

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 8:35:01 PM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 8:39:14 PM   
Daddysredhead


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 8:43:25 PM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 8:49:24 PM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		Dear Miss Red alicious,
I would like to meet your poppy.  Is it true that you can twist her up... and go all around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased he weasel... and that's how she was found?  Or is it true that Dorothy brought her back from Oz or mabye   She's a Popeye wannabe?  Or maybe she's ... well a Latino daddy?

I like all of the above.  Except maybe the weasel.  They seem kind of sneaky.  But all the rest yup.

so when are you all available?

Thank you very much.
sunshine

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 9:58:08 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		Dear sunshiney one,

She is actually found atop a lemon-type muffin.  She is very sweet.  She makes me want to bite her.  Would you like a small nibble? 

Signed,
SharingRed

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 10:42:29 PM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2009 10:56:42 PM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/25/2009 2:14:06 AM   
zephyroftheNorth


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

don't forget the velcro!





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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/25/2009 2:32:04 AM   
DarkSteven


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

quote:

Mine is blank too. Does this mean if I send you some ice you are now MINE?


Naaaaaa just slap a collar on me



YAY!!!!!

WOOTELS!

I always wanted a harem. 


There comes a time in every thinking man's life where he sits down and has regrets.  Right now I am contemplating my habit of expending effort stealing cookies.  While I have indeed stolen enough cookies to make me a diabetic, I look over at Aylee, who has amassed a harem of a dozen wimmins or so, and realize that pursuit of cookies is but a hollow dream, and that there are far baser and more fulfilling pursuits that I should have attempted.

*Sobs*

Hey, Aylee, how many cookies wouldja take for that harem?


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/25/2009 5:22:11 AM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		Dear Steven,

I feel for you, my friend.  Hoarding cookies while I hand out nibbles of my lemon poppyseed muffin like samples at Cosco.  It's never too late to change a habit, just put the cookie down, breathe deeply, and walk away from it, while never looking back.  There you go...

Signed,
GroupTherapySwitch

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/25/2009 5:48:43 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		Hello Miss Red,
Thank you for the information.  I would in fact enjoy that particular nibble - there are three flavors that I always love - lemon, lime, and sesame (not all together though).  So if your sweet poppy seed has lemon yummies... well I'm happy to enjoy.  And help her enjoy.

Thank you very much.
sunshine
p.s.  I think you are very nice to Mr. Steven.  After I have my lil muffin, may I please go join Mr. Steven's Dark Harem? 


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/25/2009 5:51:11 AM   
DarkSteven


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
After I have my lil muffin, may I please go join Mr. Steven's Dark Harem? 








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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/25/2009 5:56:28 AM   
poppyseed


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Status: offline 		Can I just say how much I love watching my Ma'am cutting down would-bes left and right on my behalf? It gives me good shivers.

And about those nibbles of me everybody's taking... those, too, give me yummy shivers.


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/25/2009 6:02:00 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		We are so happy to accomodate you poppy... yes we are.  It's a sacrifice, but we will take one for the team.  mmmm hmmm.. Yes. 

By the way, have you ever been to Brooklyn?


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/25/2009 6:02:25 AM   
DarkSteven


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ORIGINAL: poppyseed

Can I just say how much I love watching my Ma'am cutting down would-bes left and right on my behalf? It gives me good shivers.



Funny.  I wrote a poppyletter than was devoid of subtlety (sanity, too for that matter) and wasn't cut down at all...

/Grabs poppy and adds her to harem/
/hopes to use poppy as bait for Red so I can add her to my harem as well/


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"You women....

The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/25/2009 6:17:32 AM   
poppyseed


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

We are so happy to accomodate you poppy... yes we are.  It's a sacrifice, but we will take one for the team.  mmmm hmmm.. Yes. 

By the way, have you ever been to Brooklyn?



I haven't, but now I'm wondering if I should maybe make that the destination for my next solo vacation. ;)


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/25/2009 6:19:37 AM   
poppyseed


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: poppyseed

Can I just say how much I love watching my Ma'am cutting down would-bes left and right on my behalf? It gives me good shivers.



Funny.  I wrote a poppyletter than was devoid of subtlety (sanity, too for that matter) and wasn't cut down at all...

/Grabs poppy and adds her to harem/
/hopes to use poppy as bait for Red so I can add her to my harem as well/



Whither I goest, Red comes to retrieve me to keep me out of trouble. Excellent move, DarkSteven! I think your ploy might work!

And of course YOU weren't cut down. You're good, not evil. Red told me so herself.


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