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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/4/2009 6:20:16 AM

CarrieO

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Emails...rolling my eyes at emails.

I got one yesterday, well-written and actually quoted/spoke of something I had in my profile. I responded with an equally well-written email and then......nothing.

This is the thrid time this has happened. Maybe it would be better if I just played dumb and talked about nothing but kink. Or...maybe no

I think not.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/5/2009 9:43:59 PM

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hmmmm how shall I say this?

postings

that

could

have

been

stated

in

one

sentence.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/5/2009 9:49:09 PM

GoddessImaginos

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CarrieO

Emails...rolling my eyes at emails.

I got one yesterday, well-written and actually quoted/spoke of something I had in my profile. I responded with an equally well-written email and then......nothing.

This is the thrid time this has happened. Maybe it would be better if I just played dumb and talked about nothing but kink. Or...maybe no

I think not.

Me too, CarrieO. I get plenty of things to roll My eyes at on a mostly everyday basis. Today there was the one from some butt monkey in the Netherlands; first he called Me someone else's name, made it obvious that he hadn't read My profile, still didn't go read it after I suggested that he make reading profiles a new pre-message habit, then tried to chat request Me after I blocked him. Then there are the ones that start out seeming like they might actually be worth talking to.. and then you start talking to them.. and then, like you said, nothing. Le sigh, no?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/5/2009 11:25:04 PM

Daddysredhead

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quote:

ORIGINAL: girlygurl

hmmmm how shall I say this?

postings

that

could

have

been

stated

in

one

sentence.

One sentence isn't nearly as fun as a whole bunch of them, in exacting detail, so we can all feel like we are "right there" in the room. And we're using the spacing in between lines of long posts so folks don't get eye strain, go blind, get hairy palms, or anything of that nature. *nods*

(giggles because girly would surely go mad if she had to read pleadings that are only allowed one fact per line or sentence, and each one must build upon the previous line... it used to make me insane, and my legal writing professor used to want to beat us all to death for doing one great big sentence... She told us that we would never get hired anywhere if we didn't cooperate and learn how it's done. That pretty much broke that run-on habit most of us had.)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/6/2009 7:42:10 PM

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My eyes rolled when I was told, "I don't know any Jewish Christmas carols, I'm sorry." By an aquaintance.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/6/2009 7:57:57 PM

SylvereApLeanan

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*headdesk*

Send him/her this.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/6/2009 7:59:47 PM

Aylee

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

*headdesk*

Send him/her this.

Thanks! I have done so. LOL I suppose that there is also that South Park one, "Its Hard to be a Jew at Christmas."

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/6/2009 8:02:50 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

My eyes rolled when I was told, "I don't know any Jewish Christmas carols, I'm sorry." By an aquaintance.

i still laugh at the boob (co-worker) who told me he went to a Jewish Christmas party. He called the Menorah a Jewish Christmas tree, then said he had to wear a Yamaha on his head.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/6/2009 8:06:54 PM

Aylee

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

My eyes rolled when I was told, "I don't know any Jewish Christmas carols, I'm sorry." By an aquaintance.

i still laugh at the boob (co-worker) who told me he went to a Jewish Christmas party. He called the Menorah a Jewish Christmas tree, then said he had to wear a Yamaha on his head.

But did he get to the naughty part and tell about when they take the Yad and rub it ALL over the Torah?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/6/2009 8:43:50 PM

QuirkyAnne

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Getting an obvious form letter from a "dom" who obviously hadn't read my profile and read like a rejected letter to Penthouse.

Anne

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/6/2009 8:49:09 PM

LadyHibiscus

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A new note from the masterrrrr who wrote me several "u r hott" type mails. Today he said that he is over me now, so can I help him find a sex slave?

:::headdesk:::

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/6/2009 9:38:45 PM

Daddysredhead

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Hearing drunk people laughing and being generally stupid in proximity to me... do people not realize how amazingly assinine they look and sound when they have been drinking too much??? I'm all for the occasional party or social drink, but seriously, if you have to drink like that... check yourself into rehab. I have no freaking respect for that shit.

*edited for typo in the word assinine... maybe I shoulda just said "assholes?"*

< Message edited by Daddysredhead -- 12/6/2009 9:42:49 PM >

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/6/2009 9:40:35 PM

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DRH pretty much makes my eyes roll everyday. But only because she is so awesome and my eyes are rolling in the back of my head to escape the bright awesomeness.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/6/2009 9:44:58 PM

Daddysredhead

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My eyes rolled this evening at the amazing writing that I was able to read, authored by my beloved Trapped. This gal is going to go far. She amazes me by just "being."

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/6/2009 9:46:09 PM

trappedinamuseum

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*loves her DRH*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/6/2009 9:48:24 PM

Daddysredhead

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*loves my Trappy*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/6/2009 9:50:46 PM

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Nightly ritual at the house:

Sunshine bellows "who wants to sleep with me tonight?"
Auntie Fab "every night, the same question, the same silence as an answer" (sad but true)

So I go to pick up my sweet baby boy and take him to my lair of ... not not napping.

And the phone rings.

I think, time zones.

Say it with me.... Time zones.

11 p.m. Hello? Miss Sunshine? Good morning!!!

*ever so cheerful me "And good evening to you!!!" (stifling a yawn)

Oh where are you Miss Sunshine?

Middle Tennessee, Ma'am. Where are you?

Middle East.

(yup can't top that one)

interview interview tell me about a good experience interview interview, bad experience.
(good experience YAY... bad experience, BOO, learned X from bad experience, YAY)

We are in a small town about an hour and a half from the coast
(coast of the Indian Ocean -that's kinda cool)

So tell me what would you do if a student told you she couldn't work with a male student?
(*blink* there are places where the women don't actually want to not nap with the men?)

blah blah blah get the fuck over it (in my head)
(cheerful voice) well I wouldn't force her, but I sure would remind her that it IS a co-ed classroom, blah blah, work force is co-ed, blah blah.

Well Miss Sunshine do you have any questions for me?
(How can I formulate questions at 11:30 at night? really... but I have a list, and I asked them.)

We'll let you know in a couple of days what our decision is.

And we'd want you here in 3 weeks. (blink 3 weeks... that's like CHRISTMAS... blink)

that's great. Thanks for the info Ma'am. I look forward to chatting with you. (and you telling me you don't need me till mid January, pweez)

*grumble as I hang up the phone. I thought they were calling December 7.

Then I think... time zones... their Dec 7... not mine. sigh.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/7/2009 1:54:10 AM

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yeah. Dec 7th (monday) over here too, sweetie!

it's 5 pm somewhere. have a social drink. just don't let red see you with it

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/7/2009 4:41:14 AM

sunshinemiss

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Thanks angel darling... hey - you da bomb!
Now I need coffee...
My sweet baby boy ... lemme tell you...

I woke the poor guy up at 6 a.m (what am I doing up at 6?), brought him down to the computer room and put him on his lil pillow while I did some morning stuff. I lit the fire in the fire place and was starting the coffee, adn he came RUNNING out to me. I thought he wanted to go outside (cause we let them out the back door there at the kitchen). Heck I grumble. I go to the bedroom - to get my robe so I can let him out without actually freezing my nippies off, and he comes RUNNING down to that room. He didn't need to pee, he just didn't wanna be left alone. Now he's happily snoring next to me, I have no coffee, I have no robe.... but I got him. And that's quite enough.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/7/2009 5:44:15 AM

sunshinemiss

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Thanks angel darling... hey - you da bomb!
Now I need coffee...
My sweet baby boy ... lemme tell you...

I woke the poor guy up at 6 a.m (what am I doing up at 6?), brought him down to the computer room and put him on his lil pillow while I did some morning stuff. I lit the fire in the fire place and was starting the coffee, adn he came RUNNING out to me. I thought he wanted to go outside (cause we let them out the back door there at the kitchen). Heck I grumble. I go to the bedroom - to get my robe so I can let him out without actually freezing my nippies off, and he comes RUNNING down to that room. He didn't need to pee, he just didn't wanna be left alone. Now he's happily snoring next to me, I have no coffee, I have no robe.... but I got him. And that's quite enough.

*update. he needed to pee. Sigh. thankfully we have lil pads for them to pee on. He did not miss. Thank goodness! replaced the pads, gave him a lil kissie... *it was my fault for not being prepared. I still love him.

Is this the definition of love? Being willing to clean up the mess without any irritation?

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