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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/7/2009 5:48:34 AM

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A new note from the masterrrrr who wrote me several "u r hott" type mails. Today he said that he is over me now, so can I help him find a sex slave?

:::headdesk:::

Well, my eyes hadnt really rolled yet today til i imagined a world where anyone could get over you....

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/7/2009 6:36:22 AM

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Is this the definition of love? Being willing to clean up the mess without any irritation?

By george, I think you've got something there, Missy. This did not make my eyes roll. It did however make them a little damp. *smooch*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/7/2009 8:29:20 AM

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When I called my reliefbank agency to dare to request from the shifts they have on offer end of december and beginning of january and get the reply "are you sure you can do it, you cancelled twice recently..."

WTF???

I cancelled in SEPTEMBER due to my nasty cold and now again in DECEMBER...sorry for being HUMAN!!! instead of being machine

And why do they text me about it when they are doubting me to do it...then just don't inform me about them in the first place!!!

However, I got them in the end...thankfully

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/7/2009 1:00:17 PM

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A new note from the masterrrrr who wrote me several "u r hott" type mails. Today he said that he is over me now, so can I help him find a sex slave?

:::headdesk:::

Well, my eyes hadnt really rolled yet today til i imagined a world where anyone could get over you....

{adores Perse!!}

But holy MOLY can we be grateful that he did? Anyone wants to see a skeeeeery profile CM me and I will hook you up with the nic. TOTALLY one for the BLOCK! And the restraining order!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/7/2009 1:04:02 PM

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I'm watching Dr.Phil .....

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/8/2009 9:12:57 AM

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People on a bodybuilding/fitness blog I read saying that Tiger Woods is on steroids and being serious about.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/8/2009 9:15:20 AM

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LOL, Tige on steroids? couple reasons why not. He ain't got the steroid stare for one, never mind that he isn't pumped. Did seem to me that maybe Will Smith maybe took some for his Ali role.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/8/2009 9:42:55 AM

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There's always the possibility that they could have, but if they did, neither maximized the effects because neither of them has physiques that cannot be obtained through simple hard work and knowing your body.

I played sports on the college and semi-pro level and have worked out with competitive and pro bodybuilders (in fact used to train and knew a guy who competed in the Mr. Olympia) as well as with several pro athletes. Some of them were on steroids and most were not. The guys who weren't had physiques that most people walking the street would say were produced by steroids. I get accused of it all the time. I'll be 40 next month and I can half-ass it and have a better physique than 99% of the guys walking the street. At 5'8" I am over 250 lbs, bench press over 500 lbs when I decide to (most of my chest work now, is pushups) and squat over 600 lbs. Yet, amongst most of my male relatives I am small.

I just bust my ass and have taken the time to learn my body and what works for me. Most guys don't have the dedication nor the work ethic to see just what they are capable of once they are focused and stop putting restrictions and limits on what they can achieve. Even the guys I know who were on steroids worked harder than most people who want to put them down. It's just easier to put the onus on a bottle of pills or a needle rather than admitting most people are lazy and undisciplined. For most people, it is easier on their egos to be jealous than it is to admit that they don't want it as bad as the next guy.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/8/2009 9:51:17 AM

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My dad's girlfriend that Just HAD to scrub the walls in the bathroom... It doesn't matter that the moron was up all night because of her kidneys, and she's in serious pain... But the bathroom was bothering her.... She's an idiot...

But I do love her

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/8/2009 12:51:53 PM

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I'm in a body sculpting class at the gym (where I'm trying to sculpt huge chunks off my hips) amongst about 10 teeny tiny women - not a one of them over a size 4. I'm not kidding. Size 4. (they add up to a couple of size 16s) And you know what they are discussing?

Liposuction.

It's so ludicrous I don't even know what to say.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/8/2009 1:17:13 PM

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Yick!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/8/2009 1:20:00 PM

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The winner from TN who cmailed me just now saying he had read my profile "many times" and wanted to "chat and get to know me", even though my profile says that I am currently not looking; it was obvious that he had not in fact read anything but the lines of my cleavage.
*DOH*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/8/2009 1:21:19 PM

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Ah, fuck, I am having signin problems on this side and now I gotta go sign out and look at cleavage lines . . . thankx

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/8/2009 1:23:42 PM

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*rushes off to perv GI*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/8/2009 1:32:30 PM

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I'm not from Tenessee...

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The winner from TN who cmailed me just now saying he had read my profile "many times" and wanted to "chat and get to know me", even though my profile says that I am currently not looking; it was obvious that he had not in fact read anything but the lines of my cleavage.
*DOH*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/8/2009 3:10:47 PM

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LOL, Tige on steroids? couple reasons why not. He ain't got the steroid stare for one, never mind that he isn't pumped. Did seem to me that maybe Will Smith maybe took some for his Ali role.

Ron

Well now, there are different kinds of steroids. Anabolic steroids are the ones that body-builders take to get bigger. (well, *ahem*, some body-builders.....I'm not implying any hunky nubian-types may have taken any

)

Our own bodies produce hormones such as testosterone and estradiol which are classified as steroids.

Asthma inhalers, prednisone and prednisolone are commonly prescribed as anti-inflammatory medications.

Therefore, Tiger could have simply used an asthma inhaler and technically, he's "on steroids".

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/9/2009 7:39:14 PM

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All right so, I'm not perfect. Shocking, I know.

I go to plant Aunt Fabs Iris bulbs (perhaps a little late in the season, but better late than never, right? *Ask me in the spring.

So I come in and take my shoes off so the dirt doesn't get tramped into the kitchen that was just mopped today. I are smart like that.

The dog needs to go pee, but the little prince require that the human they've hired (that'd be me) go out on the porch and wait while they go down into the yard and "do their business" (did you hear Color Purple with that line? I did))... So I realize, I need shoes. Cause it's cold outside. So I put on the shoes. And then I think, lemme get Mr. Sweet Baby Boy, too so he can go as well. We still gotta carry him due to the disc issue. Yep, I tracked mud all over the house AFTER I had taken them off and let them sit. Oh wait. There's more... Yes, I did it a second time.

I are smart.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/10/2009 12:27:35 AM

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the twat guest at the hotel who is threatening a lawsuit because he burned his finger on the waffle iron that is CLEARLY MARKED: "HOT!!! DO NOT TOUCH"

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/10/2009 12:33:15 AM

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Kind of like Michael Scott did on the Office????

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/10/2009 12:44:26 AM

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Does my eyes rolling back in my head because of sheer pleasure count as "eye rolling"? *pondering*

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