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MysticFireTopaz -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/12/2008 2:40:51 PM)

Yet another idiot sending a "fantasy scenario" instead of a proper letter of introduction.  Do they really think these impress anyone?  Don't they think an experienced Domme is creative enough to come up with her own scenes?
 
Lady Topaz




Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/12/2008 2:41:28 PM)

Are you still rude if I don't write you an email to respond to?  [8|]




CalifChick -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/12/2008 2:52:05 PM)

Does an eyeroll count if you laugh too?  Someone sent me 3 links to porn videos, and asked if I "could handle this if you were my sub/slave?" (whatever happened to "I'm not looking" meaning that I'm not looking?)  Then at the end, he asked what I thought.

So I told him.

1.  Smoking is a hard limit, as is kissing another person right after they smoked.
2.  Bad eye makeup and false eyelashes - just became another hard limit
3.  Sitting in a shopping cart - I really don't have any fantasies about pretending to live like a homeless person.
4.  Really bad acting...
5.  Oh, I don't do switches... the blonde starts out as a dom then becomes a sub?  Nah...  And the guy isn't even really hard when they're sucking his cock, geez.
6.  Four and 3/4 minutes in before she finally gets her ass fucked hard? 

I think I'll stop there.

*******************************

So I responded... wait, does that mean I'm not rude anymore?

Cali




Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/12/2008 3:47:09 PM)

Cali, since you responded, I think it makes you the poster child of Southern gentility. 

~ Bitchy Belle  [:D]




KatyLied -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/12/2008 4:04:22 PM)

Cali - I think that was a mass email that was sent, someone mentioned it in another thread.




CalifChick -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/12/2008 4:06:46 PM)

Yep, and I was crushed.  CRUSHED I tell ya!


Cali




WyldHrt -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/12/2008 4:13:31 PM)

Ha! I mentioned it in the idiot thread last night, Cali.
I replied (politely) "Dude, you REALLY need to get better porn!" [:D]




YourhandMyAss -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/12/2008 4:13:45 PM)

I don't roll my eyes, they may roll under some piece of furniture where I can not reach, and they certaintly wuld get all dirty and dusty and icky.[:-]
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ORIGINAL: myotherself

I've just had a first (didn't think I had any of those left!) - I was scolded by a troll on IM.    Apparently asking inappropriate sexual information the second time you IM with someone is not wank fodder if you save it to wank over later.  It only counts if you wank now.   [sm=wtf.gif]

*Cue eye-rolling so violent and fast it nearly ripped my optic nerve clean out of my head*

So my question for you is....what has caused you to roll your eyes today?  Enquiring minds need to know!






NuevaVida -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/12/2008 4:38:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Does an eyeroll count if you laugh too?  Someone sent me 3 links to porn videos, and asked if I "could handle this if you were my sub/slave?" (whatever happened to "I'm not looking" meaning that I'm not looking?)  Then at the end, he asked what I thought.

So I told him.

1.  Smoking is a hard limit, as is kissing another person right after they smoked.
2.  Bad eye makeup and false eyelashes - just became another hard limit
3.  Sitting in a shopping cart - I really don't have any fantasies about pretending to live like a homeless person.
4.  Really bad acting...
5.  Oh, I don't do switches... the blonde starts out as a dom then becomes a sub?  Nah...  And the guy isn't even really hard when they're sucking his cock, geez.
6.  Four and 3/4 minutes in before she finally gets her ass fucked hard? 

I think I'll stop there.

*******************************

So I responded... wait, does that mean I'm not rude anymore?

Cali



Aww man, that reply was MUCH more creative than my, less rude one! [8D]

PS: I thought that was weird, how the hard assed domme suddenly turned into a writhing slave in a matter of seconds....and that the guy was still floppy during a two-chick suck.




thornhappy -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/12/2008 4:44:15 PM)

You mean they didn't have a stand-in hard dick?




Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/12/2008 5:14:24 PM)

It's so hard to get good help these days, thorn. 




thornhappy -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/12/2008 6:14:47 PM)

* sigh * A hard man is good to find....




Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/12/2008 6:16:28 PM)

So true...  I just love a hard man.

Signed,
Slutty Switch




beargonewild -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/12/2008 8:31:12 PM)

*slurp*

Me too!




Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/12/2008 8:45:05 PM)

*hugs my partner in crime*  [8D]




MadAxeman -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/12/2008 9:04:25 PM)

A 2 chick sucking usually gets my eyes rolling.




Lynnxz -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/12/2008 10:09:17 PM)

Sprint!
My phone was stolen, and the person is making prank calls to everyone in my contacts list. When I called sprint demanding help, and the last 5 numbers called, I was the recipient of this...

"Mam, um, mam we are sorry mam, but mam, we cannot tell you those numbers, but mam, you can see them on your next bill Mam. "

We went around in circles for five minutes, and I got NO FURTHER than that brilliant gem of information.  #$%^& Hate outsourced help numbers.




soul2share -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/13/2008 12:04:45 AM)

Talking to a supposed Dom about getting out of the hospital today,. and his first thoughts/words were, "so can you make it cum?"  [sm=wtf.gif]  My eyes rolled so far back, I could see my hair follicles!




christine1 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/13/2008 4:38:00 AM)

the "headliner" i saw first thing this morning that angelina jolie announced her choice for president.  really, does anyone care what she thinks or did i just crawl out from under a moss covered rock?




OneMoreWaste -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/13/2008 4:46:50 AM)

Another poster's cheering section. [8|]




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