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CalifChick -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/13/2008 5:03:20 PM)
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Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me... NOT!
Okay, it's important to know there were hormonal issues when this little incident took place; poor guy didn't know what hit him!
Last week I picked up some wine coolers at the grocery store, and when the clerk scanned them, the register beeped and I could see the question on it, "Is customer under 40 years old?" Clerk looks at me, hits the "no" button and keeps on scanning items. Apparently he suddenly feels fire in his brain from my eyes boring holes into his head, looks up, and says, "what?"
I said, "how old, EXACTLY, do I look to you?" (okay, yes, I'm 44, but that's irrelevant, and if you're a woman, I think you understand where I'm getting at in my hormonal state)
After some stammering and stuttering on his part, and me repeating the question on my part (even more slowly and more dangerously), he says, "as long as someone looks over 25, I answer that question as a 'no'."
I think he might have even wet himself, I'm not sure.
Cali
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