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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/23/2009 8:17:44 PM   
ShaharThorne


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The UPS guy giving us a printer when I ordered a computer.

Deal straighten out, I am running to OD in the morning to return the printer and go to walmart for a turkey with giblets (and some ice cream that I can eat!).


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/24/2009 2:49:08 PM   
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*rolls eyes* for thinking that 20 presents could be wrapped correctly in less than 2 hours....

also, for wasting a good 30 minutes of that trying to find the perfect playlist of stoooopid Christmas carols to set the mood.

also, for taking the last 7 oddly shaped pressies and shoving them into a giant gift bag marked...from Santa.....

i never one time suggested that i was Martha Stewart.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/24/2009 7:00:47 PM   
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.... the dick that started the thread "Merry Christmas bitches"

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/24/2009 7:30:35 PM   
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Yeah, girly, that kinda made my eyes go hypno-whirly. 

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/24/2009 7:33:46 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne
Deal straighten out, I am running to OD in the morning to return the printer and go to walmart for a turkey with giblets (and some ice cream that I can eat!).


Heeey, Shahar is having Roasted Turkey with Ice Cream Stuffing! Party at Shahar's house! (Is it chocolate? I hope it's moose tracks.)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/24/2009 9:22:07 PM   
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FR. Sorry to do a jumpthrough, but c'mon this thing is 200 pages !

Today, you know an average day when you figure you have seen just about everything ? Yeah that. Well CM did it for me today. I saw the thread earlier but now that I am in the right "state of mind" it has gained new meaning.

I have now seen a thread about a Constitutional issue meander into sourdough bread. Of course HFCS was mentioned.

Only on CM !

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/24/2009 9:42:51 PM   
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quote:

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.... the dick that started the thread "Merry Christmas bitches"



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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/25/2009 3:56:19 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69


quote:

ORIGINAL: girlygurl

.... the dick that started the thread "Merry Christmas bitches"



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I had looked at his profile so he sent me a message .....major major major on my part


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/26/2009 12:49:27 PM   
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A local switch I don't even know wanting to know if he could come over to my house for a Christmas spanking.  Just earned him a one-way ticket to "blocked user" land.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/26/2009 3:51:05 PM   
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an african aged 29 who assumed to have already figured me out after 2 short replys...and believing that I would have to give him my phone number as it would not be possible to stop there...heck of course it stops there!!!

Do I look for an african master or one who is younger then myself??? fucking sake!!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/26/2009 4:29:28 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: girlygurl

.... the dick that started the thread "Merry Christmas bitches"


Wassamatta, girly, you haven't got the Christmas Spirit?

What made my eyes roll today - the poor supermarket employees that are trained to NEVER say, "Nope,we don't have it, and you're SOL."  Far better to say, "Well, sir, we're out of turkey ham, but let me show you individually a dozen other turkey products."


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/26/2009 4:53:57 PM   
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The guy who was alllll in lurrrrrrve with Domina 1, and is already allllll in lurrrrve with Domina 2. Guess it's all in the quality of the stuffing!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/26/2009 6:08:45 PM   
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the guy that emailed me to say I'm obviously a sincere submissive, he could see it in my face.  Seems he's very good at reading faces.

*snort*


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/26/2009 6:14:57 PM   
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my girlfriend's "guy friend" that is texting me asking if i am interested in his "chick" friend from Indianapolis. He offers me no picture, no details, just that she's a "chick from Indy". 

1. Being bisexual OBVIOUSLY means i desire every woman who is same, right?
2. He KNOWS that my girl is my *girl*.
3. How the hell did he get MY number?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/26/2009 6:17:37 PM   
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I gave it to him.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/26/2009 6:20:14 PM   
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you're so helpful, sunny. 

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/26/2009 6:22:51 PM   
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that's me.  

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/26/2009 6:28:42 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

the guy that emailed me to say I'm obviously a sincere submissive, he could see it in my face.  Seems he's very good at reading faces.

*snort*

Was this followed by...."Come to Butthead...."???

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/26/2009 6:41:58 PM   
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*SNORT!!!!!*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/26/2009 8:11:37 PM   
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My nieces and their bad language



I never was THAT bad at that age ..was I ??

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