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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/29/2009 8:28:43 AM   
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It's a old wive's tale from their Country that toothpaste would help the burn.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/29/2009 8:46:17 AM   
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2nd degree burn pt. (pediatric) and as we approach the patient we smell mint in the air and ask his dad..... "What is the chalky stuff rubbed around the burned area"?
Mint Colgate

The sensation caused by the mint may distract from the pain?
Toothpaste is a soap and thus may disinfect to a degree?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/29/2009 8:57:09 AM   
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Doehhh

like the one about butter ??

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/29/2009 9:48:47 AM   
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That sh** for brains sending me the same lame pick up letter for the third time


thank you CM for the block botton

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/29/2009 12:14:27 PM   
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How about this?

'YOU F*CKING FREAK!'

This is coming from a 51 year old Bisexual Trans Submissive with a profile photo in a pink sissy maid's outfit.

I give up, I really do...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/29/2009 12:17:31 PM   
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"Reserve units? are u fucking retarded? lighten up psycho"

Email I received, in reaction to my journal post....


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/29/2009 12:38:51 PM   
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Major eyeroll when I spied this on a journal:  looking for serious creampie training. 

From a 44 year old male switch.  I was seriously expecting it to be an 18 yr old pimply-faced boy.

I'll give you some training:  Grab her hips, smack her ass, tell her "talk dirty to me bitch", and pump away. 

Is there more than that?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/29/2009 12:41:52 PM   
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*puddles*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/29/2009 12:47:09 PM   
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quote:

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"Reserve units? are u fucking retarded? lighten up psycho"

Email I received, in reaction to my journal post....




He's an idiot. I just read your journal and it's hysterical. Did you write it yourself?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/29/2009 1:29:54 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

"Reserve units? are u fucking retarded? lighten up psycho"

Email I received, in reaction to my journal post....





He's an idiot. I just read your journal and it's hysterical. Did you write it yourself?


Thank you,
I wrote the parts that weren't blatantly plageurized by the actual military websites.  I'd also have to give some credit due to Resident Sadist.  He encouraged me to use humor to write my profile.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/29/2009 1:31:03 PM   
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It's a brilliant parody. Kudos.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/29/2009 1:44:51 PM   
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Sigh... what is it with guys (a male dom this time) and cock pics?  i did not need to see that, tyvm.  

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/30/2009 11:27:52 AM   
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myself..  Seriously, sick sophie + no sleep do NOT mix well.

i'm putting on my pants to go to work, and i think Omigod what the hell is that on the back of my leg!!??!?!?!?!!?

It's a tattoo stoopid, it's been there for about a year

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/30/2009 11:53:59 AM   
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OK, here is what I don't get
when you journal on any of the site {and no it is nothing about you WinsomeDefience. I just mean this in general period.}
Or you start a thread bitching and whining about something, you do know that other people are able to read it ... right ??
That includes your Dom/Master , so why in the world would you write in such manner that would not you but your Dom/Master make look bad ?
I have seen this on the other site that it got so bad that the relationship ended over really stupid stuff.
I would love to vend and throw a childish tandrum as I have seen many times before but I know my Master will read it eventually
well not only that but I always afraid of my behavior make him look ....
shoot I'm ranting again aren't it ??

~rolling eyes~

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/30/2009 11:54:45 AM   
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Sophie, we just freakin' lurve you. 


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/30/2009 3:46:11 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

"Reserve units? are u fucking retarded? lighten up psycho"

Email I received, in reaction to my journal post....





I wannt to know

Where do I sign up ??

and in which unit should I sighn up for ?

I am sammy switchy slave

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/30/2009 10:44:08 PM   
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Sophie, we just freakin' lurve you. 


Cali



i'm certainly glad, Cali. Otherwise i just don't know what i'd do. At least i didn't try to wash it off before i figured it out!  lol 

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2010 9:42:10 AM   
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The following cmail..................


"JOB HIRING SCHEME IS AT YOUR SERVICE"




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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2010 3:51:12 PM   
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Ok... really now.  Does anybody seriously use peanut butter as a lube?  SERIOUSLY? 

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2010 4:36:17 PM   
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Not as a lube, but as something to lick off a cock. 
 
That and several other food substances...keeps things interesting. 

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