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Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/26/2009 11:22:41 PM)

Some strange messages that I got today. 

One from a CD who wrote that he wished he was "a babe like [me] because he hates his cock."

Another from a Domme asking me to drain her ex-husband's bank account because he's hot for redheaded Dominant women.

*blink blink*




DarkSteven -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/27/2009 6:38:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sophiesback

my girlfriend's "guy friend" that is texting me asking if i am interested in his "chick" friend from Indianapolis. He offers me no picture, no details, just that she's a "chick from Indy". 

1. Being bisexual OBVIOUSLY means i desire every woman who is same, right?
2. He KNOWS that my girl is my *girl*.
3. How the hell did he get MY number?


/Furiously looks at men's room walls to try to find sophie's number/




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/27/2009 8:29:59 AM)

I got out of bed
I have to do laundry
I don't want to
I woke up and Master was gone [:(]

edit to add

those stupid comments on the other site added on some of my pictures
some people ....I swear...




MistressHolly71 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/27/2009 1:02:11 PM)

The rude message I got from a "friend" this morning.




sophiesback -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/27/2009 1:04:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: sophiesback

my girlfriend's "guy friend" that is texting me asking if i am interested in his "chick" friend from Indianapolis. He offers me no picture, no details, just that she's a "chick from Indy". 

1. Being bisexual OBVIOUSLY means i desire every woman who is same, right?
2. He KNOWS that my girl is my *girl*.
3. How the hell did he get MY number?


/Furiously looks at men's room walls to try to find sophie's number/



When you find it, would you be a dear and add to it "must send pictures with your text messages"  Please?  Thanks! 




ShaharThorne -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/27/2009 1:06:58 PM)

The foot slut from Jordan wanting to worship my feet.

Only if he does a fair pedicure...




Lockit -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/27/2009 1:10:38 PM)

Mine are still rolling so fast and hard... I'm getting dizzy and thinking horror flick! I'm trumatized and just can't repeat it all.




DrkJourney -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/27/2009 1:30:04 PM)

Two words:   THE SAINTS!  [:o]




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/27/2009 1:33:19 PM)

Why? Did they come rolling in?




Lockit -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/27/2009 1:38:45 PM)

ROFL!!!!!




ShaharThorne -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/27/2009 1:41:15 PM)

My boys (Saints) are coming back?*is texan but supports the Saints*




DrkJourney -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/27/2009 1:46:12 PM)

hell no....they went rolling away...[>:]




DrkJourney -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/27/2009 1:48:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

My boys (Saints) are coming back?*is texan but supports the Saints*



same here...they're killin' me!!!!




ShaharThorne -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/27/2009 1:50:53 PM)

Damn it, and the TV is off for the Sunday concert (where we listen to a few CDs and remember concerts in the past).




HisSweetElysium -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/27/2009 1:58:52 PM)

there is a brittany spears perfume ad that is absolutely insipid and it plays on every commercial break on bravo. HATE IT.




sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/27/2009 2:00:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HisSweetElysium

there is a brittany spears perfume ad that is absolutely insipid and it plays on every commercial break on bravo. HATE IT.
i swear to God...when i took a whiff of her first perfume it reminded me of smelly sweat socks.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/27/2009 2:33:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DrkJourney

hell no....they went rolling away...[>:]


Oh dear...too much turkey maybe?




ShaharThorne -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/27/2009 2:38:53 PM)

Turducken is what the Saints eat in N.O.





VirginPotty -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/29/2009 5:34:53 AM)

2nd degree burn pt. (pediatric) and as we approach the patient we smell mint in the air and ask his dad..... "What is the chalky stuff rubbed around the burned area"?
Mint Colgate[8|]




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/29/2009 8:24:47 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

2nd degree burn pt. (pediatric) and as we approach the patient we smell mint in the air and ask his dad..... "What is the chalky stuff rubbed around the burned area"?
Mint Colgate[8|]



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