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frazzle -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/5/2010 5:47:02 PM)

The number of "fakes" threads
The number of people that are responding to the idiots, then complaining they are still here. Ignore is your freind, use and stop complaining.




sunshinemiss -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/5/2010 5:58:28 PM)

Frazzle, why do you want to ignore me and make me leave CM?  Big meanie!

Ok... really... eye roll.  Three phone calls to Korea (getting transferred and disconnected twice) to find out the guy I need to talk to is in.... wait for it.















FLORIDA!!!



frazzle -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/5/2010 6:01:44 PM)

LOL sunshine.

I have made an executive descision, you may stay.[:D]

As to phone calls try british gas, after a 10 min robot, you get 20 choices and what evr you ring, its the wrong department. After being transferred to 6 others you tend to give up. Seems the only one they actually answer, is we are about to change provider [>:]



sunshinemiss -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/5/2010 6:06:09 PM)

OHHHHhhh thank you frazzle!

I can stay!!!   I can stay!!!   I can stay!!![sm=alien.gif]



Phoenixpower -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/5/2010 6:30:32 PM)

getting hit a few times from a woman aged 75-85,as i dared to go into bus first despite her wanting to do that...gosh was that bitch desperate...



frazzle -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/5/2010 7:00:18 PM)

I wants that emoticon, pretty please[:)]



persephonee -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/7/2010 12:52:52 PM)

this was in my mailbox today.....

hello please can you lay under neath the stars un worm silent night to make a man happy and also defend him with your moans so i can be with you with my body,soul and minds and make you the happiness mitress in the world please ~

kinda makes me all squishy inside.[8|]



thornhappy -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/7/2010 1:42:38 PM)

I've never heard of defending with moans before. 

Wonder if it would work with the police.



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/7/2010 5:29:31 PM)

I just had the following one-liner in my inbox from a sub in Egypt:  "what about Egyptian?"  My reply:  "What about it?," then he got sent to blocked user land.  He evidently didn't get the part about being within a 100-mile radius of DFW airport.



dreamofthemoon -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/12/2010 7:33:35 AM)

A 32 pound male submissive?  Really? [8|]



sappatoti -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/12/2010 7:37:57 AM)

Even if he were using kilos as the measure of weight, it would convert to being roughly 70 pounds.

Would that make the profile any more believable?



dreamofthemoon -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/12/2010 7:52:33 PM)

Eh, not really.

One, in the message, he kept calling me baby. [:'(]

Two, he used TWO different male names to refer to himself. [8|]

Three, he must have forgotten there was such a thing as spell check and paragraphs.

Four, he said he built log cabin houses... in Miami. [>:]



sappatoti -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/13/2010 5:51:26 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon
Four, he said he built log cabin houses... in Miami. [>:]


There are at least a half a dozen contractors in the Miami area that do build log homes there. He might be telling the truth with this point.



xxblushesxx -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/13/2010 6:54:04 AM)

a letter from a mother and son domme/dom team. She trained him. *squick*



VirginPotty -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/13/2010 12:13:11 PM)

A profile of a lesbian stating "No bio men".
Is that bio-degradable I wonder? [8|]



sunshinemiss -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/13/2010 12:40:55 PM)

biographical.



CarrieO -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/15/2010 6:02:35 PM)

This eye-rolling moment has nothing to do with CM...for once!

As I'm setting up my new coffee maker to brew tomorrow morning so I can wake to fresh coffee, I take a gander at the "Troubleshooting" section of the user's manual.
Here are some Mr. Coffee troubleshooting gems:

*The coffee is not brewing....Cause; The appliance is unplugged...Solution; Plug unit in.

*The coffemaker only brews water...Cause; There are no coffee grounds in the filter basket...Solution; Add coffee.

*The ON light does not light up...Cause; The appliance is unplugged or there's a power outage...Solution;  Plug unit in or wait for power to be restored.

Is it just me or does the need to include these things on a troubleshooting guide cause serious head shaking and eye rolling for anyone else? [8|]



WyldHrt -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/15/2010 6:10:03 PM)

Maybe it was written for Holly? [:D]
*ducks*



Aylee -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/15/2010 6:31:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

Maybe it was written for Holly? [:D]
*ducks*



Oh hell!  You beat me to it.  I was going to post,

"Holly ~ Microwave.  'Nuff said."



WyldHrt -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/15/2010 6:32:45 PM)

Look out, Aylee.... I think we're gonna get pelted with meatloaf chunks when she sees this. *puts on crash helmet* [:D]



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