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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 9:14:24 PM

Aylee

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Sorry, that vacuums!

"Don’t say it sucks. That’s bad. Say ‘It vacuums'." ~ My grandmother

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 9:18:18 PM

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Who'da thunk a dill pickle would have such weird effects...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 9:22:32 PM

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Maybe I need some sleep. It is probably an effect of all the c-mails I have exchanged with KOM in the last 24 - 48 hours.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 9:25:43 PM

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Today's eye roll:

A meet:
The sub wasn't there (luckily I had a friend with me so we had a good time anyway)

Then the sub writes:
' was there.'

Then: One little lie after another.
And: I wore my gorgeous pink heels.

It's ok though. Turned it into lemonade.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 9:26:46 PM

Lockit

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LOL... I hoovered some air tonight... hummm...

I hoovered the Hulky guy... Somehow that just doesn't work for me! What would grandma do to me if I used that other word?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 9:57:59 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

LOL... I hoovered some air tonight... hummm...

I hoovered the Hulky guy... Somehow that just doesn't work for me! What would grandma do to me if I used that other word?

OMGary! You do not want to have to listen to a grandma lecture. Seriously, my mother used to threaten us with, "Do you want me to ask your grandmother to talk to you about this?" Well, no mom, can't you just beat me or kill me?

Of course my other grandmother would probably bring up panty switches or rainbow parties.

*shudder*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 10:00:01 PM

Lockit

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Okay... I will stick with I hoovered the Hulky guy... but if I slip up around your grandmother... I'm standing behind you!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 10:01:58 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

Okay... I will stick with I hoovered the Hulky guy... but if I slip up around your grandmother... I'm standing behind you!

Just ask the other grandmother about having a rainbow party. That will make lecture-grandma leave the room.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 10:16:13 PM

Lockit

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LOL... Okay... then I can say... I sucked the Hulky guy and hide behind your other grandmother!

And what the heck is a rainbow party? lol Or... do I want to know? lol

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 10:20:44 PM

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Apparently it is where all the females wear a different color of lipstick. So that when they vacuum. . .

Ya know, there ends up being a rainbow as a decoration.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 10:24:33 PM

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According to Urban Dictionary Oprah invented the term, but if your grandma knew it ...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 10:28:00 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

Apparently it is where all the females wear a different color of lipstick. So that when they vacuum. . .

Ya know, there ends up being a rainbow as a decoration.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I nearly choked! I need a tissue! OMG... I must share that with someone... hummm... maybe my daughter and show her all my new lip stick colors!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 10:35:54 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: fluffypet61

According to Urban Dictionary Oprah invented the term, but if your grandma knew it ...

Well, she has dementia so it could be something she saw on Oprah and put that into one of her memories. It was over Christmas. The panty switch party tales were told to me when I was 21 or so. Hell if I know. I assumed that they went togeather and the dementia was just making her more loquacious about it.

BTW, I have never watched Oprah, but I thought she was about female empowerment or something. Why was she talking about such a thing?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/17/2010 8:13:21 AM

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To warn parents of the evil things their teens could get into, i guess.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/17/2010 4:07:23 PM

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OMG, I love this place.

Only on CM can a dude in bad drag claim a dominant woman's statement of desire for a submisssive man who isn't a sissy and her disdain for a man who is so obsessively focused on his kink that he is unable to participate in a psychologically healthy and emotionally mature relationship (also known as a "one-trick pony" or a "do-me sub") is the same thing as racism.

But wait, it gets better...

Only on CM can another dude in drag, complete with ridiculous fake cat ears, not only agree with the first guy, but thank him for being a voice of reason.

I could not make this shit up if I tried and I'm a professional writer. It just doesn't get better than this. *eyeroll*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/19/2010 5:34:56 PM

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A cmail that had the following comments.....

are you a model?

We are a mother and son we are both doms and both looking for females

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/19/2010 7:24:38 PM

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I am starting to suspect that I am being stalked by a helpful sub, who is stalking other people helpfully as well. She has it bad.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/19/2010 7:36:25 PM

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My dentist calling my SIL, to tell me that my appt. has moved up 3 hours.

Great...I have to do my exercise before getting gassed.

I also told the Social Security off that I did not like being lied to about my lawyer not receiving his funds (he got his share over a month ago). I told them that I have medical, dental and credit card issues that I needed to pay off (believe me, I have a 700 dollar ER visit from last year).

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/19/2010 11:02:24 PM

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The note I wrote yesterday about 3 rooms with maintenance issues that got ignored and (dumbass) co-worker checked someone in to one of them.
Dumbass co-worker also took a food service delivery today, but neglected to actually put the stuff that needed to be kept cold into the fridge/freezers. Which meant that (two hours AFTER I got to work.. which was god only knows how long AFTER the delivery) *I* had to put it all away..

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/20/2010 5:37:23 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: girlygurl

A cmail that had the following comments.....

are you a model?

We are a mother and son we are both doms and both looking for females

OMG! I got that one last week! I was askeered to look at their pics because I was afraid they would think I was interested.

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