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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/15/2010 6:33:36 PM

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Me too! Damn Wyld

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/15/2010 6:34:52 PM

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Look out, Aylee.... I think we're gonna get pelted with meatloaf chunks when she sees this. *puts on crash helmet*

No worries! She throws like a girrrrrrllllllll!

Now. . . if she is going to punt it at us, we are in SERIOUS trouble! Yep yep yep!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/15/2010 6:46:54 PM

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Yeah, but can she really loft it? Or will she punt us a worm-burner?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/15/2010 6:52:00 PM

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Yeah, but can she really loft it? Or will she punt us a worm-burner?

Ya know, I really HATE sports metaphors/jargon.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/15/2010 7:39:44 PM

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The second time I ever golfed, I hit nothing, and I do mean nothing, but worm burners on a par-5 course. It made for a long day.

Worm burners scootch along the grass.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/15/2010 7:42:12 PM

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She coaches soccer. So, whatever a soccer ball is supposed to do. I thought they went along the ground AND flew through the air.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/15/2010 7:50:31 PM

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Hope she's wearing steel toed boots if she's gonna punt that meatloaf!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 3:01:08 AM

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i am going to get even with every damn one a ya's....

soon as i figure out why the damn coffee pot isn't working.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 3:08:25 AM

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i am going to get even with every damn one a ya's....

soon as i figure out why the damn coffee pot isn't working.

Holly,

Did you plug it in? Just a little tip I read somewhere

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 6:57:32 AM

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i am going to get even with every damn one a ya's....

soon as i figure out why the damn coffee pot isn't working.

Holly,

Did you plug it in? Just a little tip I read somewhere

of course i plugged it in...i am not a total dolt, ya know!!

*plugs on coffee pot when no one is looking*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 7:02:22 AM

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isnt that what happened to the microwave last year?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 7:29:32 AM

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i am going to get even with every damn one a ya's....

You're very tall. Or I'm very short. I wish I didn't keep thinking of the term 'bite-sized.' Please be friendly. I hope you're friendly. I'm certainly friendly. Let's all be friends.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 7:41:52 AM

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i admit that i need to quit getting intoxicated and telekinetically unplugging ALL of holly's appliances.

P.S.

Alvin might need batteries, if LO says anything about Alvin's "laryngitis".

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 7:23:36 PM

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Some bloke emailed me ont he other side - nothing apart from - read my profile and contact me if you like it. His profile was basically a rant about all of the time wasters and fakes so I wrote back and politely wished him the best in the future

This morning I wake up to a message all in caps telling me I am a fake

I wrote back and politely asked for his criteria for fakeness and said it was interesting that the one with photos of herself on her profile was a fake yet he with no info and no photo was real

He asked me to prove I was real

I blocked

edited to state the obvious - oh I have missed this place so much

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 7:43:39 PM

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course you do wanders. we're the real ones.

real wierd
real wired
real tired
real kinky
etc
etc
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 8:14:11 PM

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and people here give the best real hugs

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 8:43:18 PM

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So, if the Hulk and a lady were having sex and he got really angry mid-fuck would he rip her in half?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 8:53:56 PM

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Step...away...from...the...chocolate! You be overdosing!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 9:01:58 PM

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Step...away...from...the...chocolate! You be overdosing!

I did not have any chocolate. I had a dill pickle. MissHarlet said that dill pickles would stop sweet cravings.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/16/2010 9:06:00 PM

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I am going to have nightmares over the last few posts! lol

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