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shivermetimbers -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/24/2008 6:46:46 PM)

I received my loan today, and they didn't have all the appropriate documentation and necessary papers. When I called the bank, they kept telling me about a green envelope. I didn't have a green envelope. Than the lady says, "well that doesn't make sense, why wouldn't they send it if you needed it?"  I had to roll my eyes at the question, because, hello, I haven't a clue why they didn't, but regardless, it wasn't in there.




scarlethiney -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/24/2008 9:20:16 PM)

A customer in the store who while standing under one of the ceiling fans with a puzzled expression looked over at me and asked if I could make it rotate in the other direction so she could see how it looked going backward.....[8|]




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2008 4:28:11 AM)

the same Nigerian from yesterday (forgot to block him) asking for my yahoo id so we can meet there




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2008 7:42:11 AM)

The guy that came to look at our hot water heater.  He did the same thing that my stepdad has been doing.  Then he said it was fixed.  No, if it was fixed, it would have been fixed before. yes, the pilot light comes on.  they can get it lit.  But it goes out.  THAT is the problem.  I haven't been able to shower or do dishes in 2 days.  I'm starting to smell!  But When it's 20 degrees outside, and the water coming out of the shower feels like icecubes, I refuse!  And the dishes are gross.... SERIOUSLY!!!!

^  My rant for the day.




VirginPotty -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2008 9:27:57 AM)

Aylee's post on the H&P thread about the bakery's cookies[8|]




osocurious -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2008 10:14:48 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Aylee's post on the H&P thread about the bakery's cookies[8|]


That post didn't make my eyes roll .. It made me feck'n FURIOUS!!! [:@]




Araven -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2008 10:34:43 AM)

Well, it wasn't today, but it was yesterday. Thinking of this player/user type of guy that my Mistress had to deal with a while back, and he is playing/using somebody else right now. 




CalifChick -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2008 11:16:50 AM)

A mistress who just sent me a cmail telling me I was so beautiful I must be a model.  [8|]

Okay kids, fess up... who else did she send this to?


Cali




cinmin -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2008 11:24:41 AM)

*raises my hand*




VirginPotty -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2008 12:04:36 PM)

**Snort**




twistedreality -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2008 12:16:08 PM)

A customer trying to convince me that a mild bump to his rear bumper caused his car to be out of alignment, his stereo to die and the engine to be rattling on a car with 200,000 miles and apparently no care or maintenance.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2008 7:06:19 PM)

a message from a bi-submissive upset with a "pretty" gal like me because she can't get the Dom/me of her dreams




xxblushesxx -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2008 7:58:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

I had to roll my eyes at some idiot calling me at 6am.  Unless your head has been ripped off by a wolf, youre on fire, or youre in dire need of a friend because you want to off yourself, dont call at 6am.  I love talking to people, but even Master knows that calling at 6am might cause him to get hurt (although I do like hearing from him when he gets off work at that time just to know hes safe.).  But what made me roll my eyes even harder is when the dipshit moron had the nerve to say, "Well I gotta get off the phone.  I have to be up in a few hours and I will never understand why people want to talk at such an hour.  Night!" -click-  It was all I could do to not go find a shot gun...


So, I can call you when I'm reallllly depressed?!!
At six AM?


Yes.  But dont be surprised if I go to the I hate it when thread after I have had coffee...



You would post my sorrow and pain on the intranet?
(and not let me do it first?)
That is SO not nice!!




xxblushesxx -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2008 7:59:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

WTF?  Is there a sign up with my name on it somewhere?  Another helpful dom telling me that I'm not a real submissive, yet another one telling me that I'm desperate, and my profile reads like a cheap floozy... geez people.



Cali
(who may be a floozy, but certainly isn't CHEAP!)



Cheap floozy?!!
I'm sorry Cali, I'll tell grandma to get off the computer. (and the sauce!)




xxblushesxx -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2008 8:02:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SageFemmexx

I had a friend call me today to complain about being awakened by the electric company at 9 am ( they were trimming branchs in case we get more ice storm damage like last year). I really lack patience for people that sleep until noon and then think the world has ended because everyone else is up and working. I was up at 6--duh. Bet alot of other people were too.


Hey!!!
That is pickingonpeoplewhoarenightpeopleism!
And that is NOT FAIR!
Harumph! (oh crap! did I just say Harumph?!!)
*runs to check for grey hair and wrinkles*
(not that there's anything wrong with those things...)




xxblushesxx -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2008 9:08:43 PM)

I couldn't find the "which idiots are writing you thread" but, some guy started a cmail to me that said "hi blushes", and then directly under that it says "hi *****" and continues on with the copy and paste letter.
Should I tell him he had me at "hi *****?"
Or ask him who the heck ***** is?
*lol*




thornhappy -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2008 9:22:29 PM)

The 2 people in front of me who managed to talk and laugh over the sound of a jet engine (ever sit in the back 2 rows of an MD-80?  You have a scenic view of the engine nacelle and it's louder than Hades.)

My eyes stuck up in my head when they added some alcohol to the mix.

thornhappy




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2008 10:02:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

I couldn't find the "which idiots are writing you thread" but, some guy started a cmail to me that said "hi blushes", and then directly under that it says "hi *****" and continues on with the copy and paste letter.
Should I tell him he had me at "hi *****?"
Or ask him who the heck ***** is?
*lol*


that thread seems to have been pulled for some reason




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/26/2008 7:46:07 AM)

ok,  this dude has emailed me no less than 5 times.. each time I've replied good luckin your search or something similar. (He claims to be from Chicago.. notice the butchered English)

Today I get another:

Him: you are beautiful and very sexy lady  and a very nice profile , i will like to know you , hope to hear from you soon  and happy thanksgiving

Me: dude.. we've been through this no less than 5 times. Please put me on ignore. That way you'll know you've struck out and won't email me again.




sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/26/2008 8:01:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

A mistress who just sent me a cmail telling me I was so beautiful I must be a model.  [8|]

Okay kids, fess up... who else did she send this to?


Cali


Pots sure didn't get one [:'(]




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