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LumusandtheLady -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/26/2008 8:39:03 AM)

[8|] The cmail from a female sub to "Master" begging to serve Him and that she will make a wonderful submissive and wife. That went on for several paragraphs with her calling Him "Master" every few sentences.

And no, she apparently hasn't looked at our profile.

(It's actually almost funny.....)



GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/26/2008 6:00:13 PM)

Hello Angel,
Wow, incredible profile & you are stunning,gorgeous actually. I saw your profile and it caused and unusual impact, I am interested in you. You have such a beautiful profile. Have you found your lover Yet? If you are still searching, I would like to know more about you...I am new to this online thing, i just join ..collarme
com....I have been hurt before but i realised i needed to love again and also be loved by someone,so i decided to try this online dating stuff,i'm a new member and i'm here hoping to meet that speical woman who will give me my so much desired happiness,joy,peace and most of all UNCONDITIONAL LOVE....I was going through a search and found your profile,it really attracted me,and i really must confess to you that i was thrilled at your profile, you are so beautiful,charming, attractive...and most of all you seems like my kind of woman i will like to know more about and probably share some great and nice moment with you.I'm wilson collins, 55yrs of age, a single, i have one boy, who is 10 years old he is kelvin by name, I am a Building Contractor, i work as a log home distributors that means building of log home,hotel and designings...Right now i am in West Africa Nigeria for A Project, I am Building an Hotel for a Company here in Nigeria, i will be back to the state very soon.

I would have love to know more about an angel like you...Only Gods creation can be compared to the beauty that i see in you...If i was blind withing my heart your beauty i would still ..see.
If.. i ever saw an Angel it was in your eyes...Honestly am so new to this online relationship of a thing and really hope it real and it workout good.

I would have love to say more about myself, but maybe i should wait a bit to hear from you if you are really interested in this friendship/relationship. I will understand if your answer is negative.....all the same i apprecaite the little i can see on your profile on this dating site.

I would have love it if we chat more online if you have a yahoo instant messanger so we can chat online and get to know more about each other better..(contact info removed) remove the slash and send me an email....let get to chat

I look forward to your response soonest.



Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/26/2008 7:28:10 PM)

This guy has such a way with words:   [8|]
 
"WOW... reading your story has gotten my cock rock hard. I would like to meet you to see if there is any chemistry."




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/26/2008 7:29:56 PM)

charming.



Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/26/2008 7:46:40 PM)

I know, right?  I'm thinking I need to get him to talk to DaddyBoo.  I think DB would be really ready to hand me over to this prince, don't you?



GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/26/2008 8:00:34 PM)

hey! I get first dibs on ya!!



Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/26/2008 8:14:33 PM)

Oh that's right.  I choose you, too!  [;)]



GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/26/2008 8:24:21 PM)

YAY!!!



KMsAngel -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/26/2008 11:13:25 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Hello Angel,
Wow, incredible profile & you are stunning,gorgeous actually. I saw your profile and it caused and unusual impact, I am interested in you. You have such a beautiful profile. Have you found your lover Yet? If you are still searching, I would like to know more about you...I am new to this online thing, i just join ..collarme
com....I have been hurt before but i realised i needed to love again and also be loved by someone,so i decided to try this online dating stuff,i'm a new member and i'm here hoping to meet that speical woman who will give me my so much desired happiness,joy,peace and most of all UNCONDITIONAL LOVE....I was going through a search and found your profile,it really attracted me,and i really must confess to you that i was thrilled at your profile, you are so beautiful,charming, attractive...and most of all you seems like my kind of woman i will like to know more about and probably share some great and nice moment with you.I'm wilson collins, 55yrs of age, a single, i have one boy, who is 10 years old he is kelvin by name, I am a Building Contractor, i work as a log home distributors that means building of log home,hotel and designings...Right now i am in West Africa Nigeria for A Project, I am Building an Hotel for a Company here in Nigeria, i will be back to the state very soon.

I would have love to know more about an angel like you...Only Gods creation can be compared to the beauty that i see in you...If i was blind withing my heart your beauty i would still ..see.
If.. i ever saw an Angel it was in your eyes...Honestly am so new to this online relationship of a thing and really hope it real and it workout good.

I would have love to say more about myself, but maybe i should wait a bit to hear from you if you are really interested in this friendship/relationship. I will understand if your answer is negative.....all the same i apprecaite the little i can see on your profile on this dating site.

I would have love it if we chat more online if you have a yahoo instant messanger so we can chat online and get to know more about each other better..(contact info removed) remove the slash and send me an email....let get to chat

I look forward to your response soonest.

hey you! MY name is angel! how come he didn't send this to me? [:(]

*please don't pass him on though*



GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/26/2008 11:14:18 PM)

awww... c'mon Angel... where's your sense of adventure??

(good morning, sweet lady *smooch* or is it evening?)



GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/27/2008 1:40:53 AM)

"hi i am online can we chart my id is ******@yahoo.com add me now"

yeah, right.  WHat are we charting?The estrus cycles of the platypus? the sandbars in Tampa Bay? the ratio of college baseball teams versus lacrosse teams?

eta: my first response was NO.. then added the bit about platipii etc...

HIS response was to ask me why we couldnt socialize a bit...

he hasnt read the second part.

Oh yeah.. and he's in Accra Ghana... *snort*

him: "any of those topics and many more"



KMsAngel -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/27/2008 1:51:15 AM)

evening, greedy. always opposite to what you're having..[:D]

my sense of adventure stops with men who want me to add them to yahoo straight away. every single time i've done it (okay, both times) it's been an eye rolling drama.




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/27/2008 2:02:22 AM)

*hugs Angel*

the Ghana guy (when Ipointed out that heobviously hadnt read my profile) said he'd read every word of it.

my reply?
"then you are a fucktard"

him: "i am not dear why are u so arrogant"

me: "because you are obviously an idiot. what part of NOT LOOKING or I AM INVOLVED was too convoluted for your fucktard pea brain to GRASP??"



GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/27/2008 2:08:43 AM)

oh..and I was just told by the aforementioned fucktard that I "shud b decnt for 1nce in (my) life)

*snort*

I blocked his alleged ghanian fucktard ass



KMsAngel -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/27/2008 2:10:18 AM)

you have to admit, they certainly are persistent! one of mine spun me a story for about 2 weeks before the money grab came.

wonder what the stats are, for women who fall for them?

geeze, sour grapes on his part much?



LadyHibiscus -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/27/2008 11:17:49 AM)

Okay, sales beginning at 4 a. m. tomorrow??  [8|][8|][8|][8|][8|]



kiwisub12 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/27/2008 11:52:43 AM)

On a completely different subject - i had to roll my eyes at the commentator on CNN, who kept talking about the Indians needing to ask the Americans for help - as if the Indians weren't capable of doing a decent job of containing and investigating the terrorists themselves.  He kept making comments that pointed out his ethnocentricity - and his ignorance of the capabilities of the Indians.

His arrogance was a very eyerolling moment![8|]



jlf1961 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/27/2008 6:38:07 PM)

Well, how bout the four house fires caused by people trying to deep fry frozen turkeys too close to their homes.... (actually one had the fryer in his garage)

Sorry, if the fryer uses a pressure tank of propane to heat the oil... it is meant for OUTSIDE.



servantheart -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/27/2008 8:01:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Well, how bout the four house fires caused by people trying to deep fry frozen turkeys too close to their homes.... (actually one had the fryer in his garage)

Sorry, if the fryer uses a pressure tank of propane to heat the oil... it is meant for OUTSIDE.



I think Darwin will be busy handing out an unusually high number of awards this month [:-]



faithbunny -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/27/2008 8:25:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MadameMarque

This TV show, The Pickup Artist!  You would think the supposed expert on this show were doing a parody, because he can't be serious! as he and some friends of his, some other alleged smooth operators, presume to coach the flirt-challenged participants.  One can only guess he's shooting for "rock star," with his humourously overwrought costumes and ludicrous headgear.  He says the headgear's a conversation piece - I'll bet!  Really, he gives boy-eyeliner and black nail polish a bad name.

If that guy and his friends have game, in real life, then I need to rush outside and check what planet I'm living on.

This show gets 5 rolling eyes...and that's not even a complete set of eyes!

P.S. - Aren't we done with the "soul patch," yet?  Isn't that due to be passe' in about...(looking at watch)...2002?


I'm a geek groupie, so I love that show (and dear GOD is Matador gorgeous...), but, yeah, Mystery is the most ridiculous looking guy on the planet. Why do all his hats have goggles attached to them? Is he planning to do some welding?

~faith



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