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LadyHibiscus -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/29/2008 1:25:51 PM)
Heyyyyyyyyyy!! I got that one too! I feel special!! [:D]

GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/29/2008 1:26:39 PM)
We're BOTH special!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SweetNika -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/29/2008 1:28:02 PM)
What made my eyes roll today was when I saw a picture of a man that has been trying to "hook up" with me on the other side with another woman. For once my gutt was right though. -laughs- We never meet lucky me!

GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/30/2008 8:56:19 AM)
the emails from a femdom who first tells me great profile (she had actually viewed me), then says she'd like me in her 'stable'. Um, somehow I guess she missed the "INVOLVED" in huge letters at the TOP of my profile....

Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/30/2008 3:29:22 PM)
This made my eyes roll out of the sockets and onto the floor... [8\|] Hello, So I am here to ask for some help. I am a pervert, which I am sure you could assume but I need help with my masturbation. Play with myself 5 to 8 times a day. I love it, I love to humiliate myself and shoot it on my face, or force myself to eat it every time I cum. But the problem I have is I am losing ideas. I love being told how and when to masturbate. I love being ordered to humiliate myself or do something that I would not normally do. I love being teased for hours and then forced to cum on my face. Or ordered to shove ice cubes in my ass, or use icy hot as lube. please if you are at all willing to help, control and use my cock I will do whatever you ask. I love it. I hope to hear from you soon. But the one main thing is ITS NOT ABOUT ME!!!! I WANT TO PLEASE YO, SERVE YOU BE CONTROLLED BY YOU. PLEASE USE ME TAKE ME AS A SLUT, YOUR SLUT AND I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU ORDER!!!!

GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/30/2008 3:38:28 PM)
charming, Red...

Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/30/2008 3:44:35 PM)
I only get the winners, I tell ya. I showed DB the one from the other day about the rock-hard cock and chemistry. I also showed Him my reply and He smiled at me. I told the dumbass who wrote the above to me that the only help I could suggest for him was a good therapist and a reading tutor since he didn't read my profile. [8\|] Sounds like you had a great gal contact you, too. geez

MrQwerty -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/30/2008 3:54:13 PM)
I had someone say I had a very Switch like face, it's the best compliment I've ever had on here.

GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/30/2008 5:02:02 PM)
snorts at MrQ's sigline

persephonee -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/30/2008 5:05:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead This made my eyes roll out of the sockets and onto the floor... [8\|] Hello, So I am here to ask for some help. I am a pervert, which I am sure you could assume but I need help with my masturbation. Play with myself 5 to 8 times a day. I love it, I love to humiliate myself and shoot it on my face, or force myself to eat it every time I cum. But the problem I have is I am losing ideas. I love being told how and when to masturbate. I love being ordered to humiliate myself or do something that I would not normally do. I love being teased for hours and then forced to cum on my face. Or ordered to shove ice cubes in my ass, or use icy hot as lube. please if you are at all willing to help, control and use my cock I will do whatever you ask. I love it. I hope to hear from you soon. But the one main thing is ITS NOT ABOUT ME!!!! I WANT TO PLEASE YO, SERVE YOU BE CONTROLLED BY YOU. PLEASE USE ME TAKE ME AS A SLUT, YOUR SLUT AND I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU ORDER!!!! i was under the impression that my cmails to you were confidential....now i know better. harumph.

Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/30/2008 5:17:20 PM)
Sorry, Perse. I, I, I didn't think you'd read this... [:(]

persephonee -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/30/2008 5:54:52 PM)
uh huh....now come over here and help me fashion an email for Greedy.

CalifChick -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/30/2008 7:55:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MrQwerty I had someone say I had a very Switch like face, it's the best compliment I've ever had on here. You mean like an on/off switch, in the "off" position?? Cali

MrQwerty -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/1/2008 7:06:35 AM)
You mean she thought my face was a turn off? Well really. I'm a bit disappointed now because that puts a new spin on things. This means the best compliment I've ever had here is still that time when someone said I have a huge ego.[8\|]

CalifChick -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/1/2008 9:49:02 AM)
MrQ... when I try to bring up a profile for you, all I get is "profile not found". That's what I meant by a switch in the off position. Silly. Are you sure she meant "ego"... because you know, with a voice husky and low and soft with excitement, a glazed look in her eye, when she said "wow, you sure have a huge EGO"... she might not have meant... ego. Cali

RainydayNE -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/1/2008 10:28:01 AM)
my eyes are rolling at universities they're just ugh. one day all my projects will be done. one day =p

sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/1/2008 11:44:44 AM)
Eye roll of the day: I bit my tounge drinking a glass of water. I mean...WTF??? Who DOES that??????

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/1/2008 1:16:02 PM)
a local dominant asking if i'm looking to get married anytime soon

MrQwerty -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/1/2008 3:00:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop snorts at MrQ's sigline There used to be this programme called Desmonds which had a character called Porkpie. I think he only said "You pesky pigeons" once or twice but it's what a lot of people including myself associate with him. It was a good programme IMHO, sadly Desmond died and they tried to revive the series with only porkpie but it didn't work so well. I get nostalgic for the things we had sometimes.

Surata -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/1/2008 3:04:29 PM)
I cut off the fleshy tip of my right middle finger on the edge of a stiff piece of plastic hidden in the trash while smashing it down so I could tie the bag closed. Rolled my eyes because it was just another in a long list of self-inflicted klutz injuries.

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