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Gwynvyd -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/18/2008 11:03:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Keep him around till February. He can help the clean-up slave who's doubling as the driver. [8\|] snort Hey now.. thats not nice.. besides she would rip his dick off and shove it up his ass.. LOL Hmm then again. Love my sweet, but fierce lil woman. Gwyn chokes, sputters, and laughs Redheaded ass off You and Soft are so nuts! LMAO The driving/cleaning slave I was actually talking about was the one who wrote to GT and asked if he could clean or whatever she wanted since he'd be in FL in February! I said she should make him do laundry and be the chauffeur, but I like your ideas better!!!!! [:D] snickers We both thought you were talking about Soft.. LOL She is a service oriented slave.. and she is going to act as our Driver for the wedding. LOL Too funny. She really gets a sick joy from the stuff I put my poor Boi through.. that is until she thinks it might be her at some point. LOL Gwyn

Aylee -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/18/2008 11:08:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LumusandtheLady Asking my new MIL what to bring for Christmas dinner (since I love to cook) and she immediately goes into how yams would be wonderful and WAIT! She's already bought them and then proceeds to tell me how to cook them just like she does and that really I just need to cook them and bring them since she doesn't have room in her fridge and oh by the way, she'll get them to me at some point before Christmas.... (Ok, so I was laughing under my breath as I was agreeing with her but it still made my eyes roll a bit.) Rain Cook the yams for her, and ask her about the rest of the menu, from that decide on a favorite holiday dish of yours to bring (so that you are not duplicating a dish). A bottle of wine is also nice. And make sure you get a bottle or two of sparkling juice for the kids and those who don't drink.

LumusandtheLady -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/18/2008 12:02:55 PM)
I wish, Aylee, but she has it all completely planned out. I was going to bring some goodies but no, she nixed that too, said that they're just going to buy a couple of pies. The wine's a good idea, Lumus and I were going to give them some for a Christmas present, a kind of "from us to you" kind of thing, beyond the Secret Santa gift exchange. And of course we're bringing juice for munchkin, though we usually drink milk with dinner. (I know, big drinkers here..... We likes da strong stuff!) [;)] Rain

sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/18/2008 12:08:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LumusandtheLady we usually drink milk with dinner. (I know, big drinkers here..... We likes da strong stuff!) [;)] and you call ME a heifer?

LumusandtheLady -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/18/2008 12:09:23 PM)
[8\|] Yer not just a heifer, yer a CLUMSY heifer, even worse..... Or would you prefer rottweiler? rain

sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/18/2008 12:21:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LumusandtheLady [8\|] Yer not just a heifer, yer a CLUMSY heifer, even worse..... Or would you prefer rottweiler? rain [>:]shup[>:]

LumusandtheLady -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/18/2008 12:25:43 PM)
[sm=boxer.gif] Make me.... Or are ya chihuahua going "yap, yap, yap!" ??? rain

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/18/2008 12:28:36 PM)
munching on popcorn waiting for them to wrestle

Lynnxz -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/18/2008 8:41:11 PM)
Eep, I have one. A 'Marine' using his experience in the armed forces to pout and cry about civi life, and how it is just so terribly hard to readjust. He kept snivling to my friend I was with about how hard it was, because he killed 'so many people' and 'watched my brothers gunned down'. This of course, is the reason it's taken him over six months to pick up a new job, and more than enough to annoy me and my friend at a bar. Bored, I texted a guy in his company.... they've never been in combat. [:D]

trappedinamuseum -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/18/2008 9:08:14 PM)
I just gave oral sex in a car in my driveway.... What have I become? [8\|]

Lynnxz -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/18/2008 9:09:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum I just gave oral sex in a car in my driveway.... What have I become? [8\|] Too horny to go make it inside? At least it's safer than road head! :D

trappedinamuseum -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/18/2008 9:14:27 PM)
No...he went home after he set of fhis car alarm which woke up my landlady. I was getting all frustrated because I couldn't make him come fast enough which only caused more performance anxiety. then he set off the alarm, which means I had to jump out of the car and he had to drive away. Then, he calls me to apologize for leaving so soon, because it wasn't his intention to "hook up and just leave". I hate boys. Stupid, stupid boys. Need to find something pointy to throw at them. Like pineapples. Pineapples are pointy.

Lynnxz -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/18/2008 9:21:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum No...he went home after he set of fhis car alarm which woke up my landlady. I was getting all frustrated because I couldn't make him come fast enough which only caused more performance anxiety. then he set off the alarm, which means I had to jump out of the car and he had to drive away. Then, he calls me to apologize for leaving so soon, because it wasn't his intention to "hook up and just leave". I hate boys. Stupid, stupid boys. Need to find something pointy to throw at them. Like pineapples. Pineapples are pointy. Lmfao ahhahaha... sorry.... I feel your pain... we've never set off the car alarm, but I DID manage to lock myself out of the house. The landlady had to come down to let me back in... and I was standing there with a blanket, my bra, and a bottle of massage oil.... eep eep. And wtf... I FINALLY had a chance to use that dancing pineapple smiley, and I cannot find it. :(

sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/19/2008 3:50:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum I just gave oral sex in a car in my driveway.... What have I become? [8\|] normal [:)]

GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/19/2008 6:10:56 AM)
wipes tear from eye I'm so... proud!

trappedinamuseum -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/19/2008 6:23:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum I just gave oral sex in a car in my driveway.... What have I become? [8\|] normal [:)] Holly, I heart you. Thanks for making mah day!

LumusandtheLady -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/19/2008 8:56:46 AM)
[>:] That I go to respond to a post and forgot that I wasn't signed in but just reading the threads.... No wonder the dumb computer wouldn't let me post! mumbles and wanders off again Rain

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/19/2008 2:42:44 PM)
a HUGE pic of a bi-fem submissive's ass ok ...i would be interested IF i was bi but gladly i'm not

LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/20/2008 10:00:20 AM)
I loaned my bagless vac to my neighbor & when she brought it back it was so full of crap that I had to take it apart & wash the filter. It's now dead because it got so clogged. When I talked to her this morning & told her she had done that, she was surprised. I said, "I guess I should have told you that you should empty it once in awhile, but I figured that everyone knew that a vacuum needed to be emptied." When I told her there was a "Full" line on the front of the bin, she said, "Really??" Eyes rolling away!!!!!

sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (12/20/2008 10:35:15 AM)
Damn Linea...it is pretty hard, imho, to completly fill it with only one use...even if she cleaned her whole house. Makes you wonder what her floors looked like. I hope she plans on replacing it.

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