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VirginPotty -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/16/2009 11:50:28 AM)
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sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/16/2009 11:53:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Yesterday, I went to the mall and was looking around and the sales gal says that all the bras are on sale. I told her that I have to special order mine, and asked which ones come in my size. She got on the computer and started reading them off, and said, "And here's one that great for enhancing cleavage." I stared really hard at her (ok, maybe I was glaring), and she looked up at me all confused. I said, "What makes you think that any woman who wears an F or G cup needs cleavage enhancement?" She got all quiet and said, "Oh yeah, you're probably right." [8\|] Psssst....Red, got the item number for that bra?

VirginPotty -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/16/2009 11:58:07 AM)
Why? Need a porch swing??

sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/16/2009 12:02:22 PM)
snooooooooooooooort!!!! No twit. i want to get the cleavage enhancer job in my size

VirginPotty -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/16/2009 12:33:10 PM)
[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] Stick w/the porch swing idea, it's alot more realistic for you....itty bitty!

sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/16/2009 12:36:16 PM)
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VirginPotty -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/16/2009 12:38:12 PM)
[sm=dunno.gif]Whaaaaa, just trying to save you the embarassment of being told that...................................they don't have 'em THAT SMALL!!!!!!!!!

sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/16/2009 12:43:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VirginPotty [sm=dunno.gif]Whaaaaa, just trying to save you the embarassment of being told that...................................they don't have 'em THAT SMALL!!!!!!!!! Damnit Pots...they are not THAT small[>:]

VirginPotty -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/16/2009 12:47:04 PM)
Jim said he bought a couple of walnuts just so he could hold one in each hand & fantasize ...............[8D]

sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/16/2009 12:48:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VirginPotty Jim said he bought a couple of walnuts just so he could hold one in each hand & fantasize ...............[8D] Are you saying Jim doesn't have nuts?

VirginPotty -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/16/2009 12:49:28 PM)
Oh no.........he has nuts............you just don't have.............>>>[sm=flash.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/16/2009 12:50:34 PM)
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VirginPotty -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/16/2009 12:52:10 PM)
Snort Ok, back to the H&P thread!

thornhappy -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/16/2009 3:27:32 PM)
Hey, at least you guys can buy bras over the counter, so to speak. The big hooters ain't no fun when you're trying buy the boulder holders.

Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/16/2009 6:42:30 PM)
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! I so love the whole lot of you. [:D]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/17/2009 6:13:46 PM)
So okay the MORON of a new office lead comes to each of us about our not taking a "break" every six hours. Welllll in our line of work, there sort of aren't "breaks" so much as "pauses for air". IF there is client-free time, there are complex returns and year ends to deal with. Which we do, as we munch our snackies or whatever. If we have six or seven or eight clients in a row...whooooooooops no lunch for us!! The eyeroll? She gave out with the "it's the law" excuse for taking a break. Uh, hon? Michigan does not have a break law. We are "entitled" to a break after a certain amount of time, but there is no break time LEGISLATED for those over 18. I just told her, fine, schedule all the breaks you like, if I have to turn down an appointment because I am on break, OH WELL! Was that a bridge I smelled burning? [8D]

Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/17/2009 7:04:01 PM)
laughs raucously at my "hidden rage filled" sista [:D]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/18/2009 7:53:09 AM)
Yeah, it's fun when you know that you are leaving a job, and just have to keep from getting fired! wooooooooooooooooo!

BeIgnited -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/18/2009 8:00:37 PM)
I got my nose pierced with my Master several months ago. Today I got a cmail from a female submissive offering her condolences: she said "I'm sorry your owner abused you in this way...Your body has been marred. I'm sorry this happened to you." Imagine his shock when I informed him he'd been abusing me all these months.[8\|]

GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/18/2009 8:14:09 PM)
LOL Be!! Too funny!!!

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