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GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/19/2009 6:47:56 AM)

the email I got from some random twat asking me if I wanted to borrow his girl and play with her.  When I told him that my husband (!!) and I don't play with others he said that he was really only suggesting ME.

My reply?

Just because YOU want to whore your girl out to random strangers does not mean that my husband (!!) does...




beargonewild -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/19/2009 7:07:05 AM)

Woohoo.....you go girl! * adores Greedy for being so dommly*




everhope -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/19/2009 7:36:56 AM)

i feel so left out. i rarely get eye rolling cmail any more. oh wait, does it count if it comes from someone on the boards? i forgot i got a couple e-mails from someone last week that about eye rolled my eyes out of their sockets.
stupid cunt.
oooppsssss just had to say what i was really thinking!




KatyLied -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/19/2009 7:45:06 AM)

Some guy sent me cmail calling me, and I quote:  "creepy, uneducated, and gross!"  I replied (then blocked) "right back at ya!".  fun times   [:D]




subangi -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/19/2009 7:49:36 AM)

lol,  When i received an email with a porn story,  i replied thanking him for the email, but no thanks.  He then called me fat, uneducated, stupid, unemployed, but was willing to be objective and give me a chance. Wow.    




kittinSol -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/19/2009 7:52:21 AM)

Yep, it's funny how some guys' tastes change when they get rejected [:D] . 




KatyLied -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/19/2009 7:52:23 AM)

I have to admit that I love the respond & block option.




kittinSol -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/19/2009 7:53:24 AM)

I admit, I love deleting emails unread from certain board members [8D] . Drives them NUTS rofl. 




KatyLied -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/19/2009 8:01:29 AM)

That's another crowd pleaser!




sunshinemiss -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/19/2009 8:02:24 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

the email I got from some random twat asking me if I wanted to borrow his girl and play with her.  When I told him that my husband (!!) and I don't play with others he said that he was really only suggesting ME.

My reply?

Just because YOU want to whore your girl out to random strangers does not mean that my husband (!!) does...



Now I'm sad and feel all the hope being let out of my lil balloon.




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/19/2009 8:30:01 AM)

All of the texts I have gotten this morning.... I was woke up WAY to early this morning by someone who KNOWS that I'm not up at 7am if I can help it... And then I get the dreaded one from my mother "Make sure those dishes are done BEFORE Richie gets home!!"  Ugh! I HATE walking on eggshells because of Him... Pisses me off!

And the Cmail I got today... I'm not going to describe it because maybe some of you would think it was kool, but I didn't. lol  




happypervert -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/19/2009 8:51:53 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subangi

lol,  When i received an email with a porn story,  i replied thanking him for the email, but no thanks.  He then called me fat, uneducated, stupid, unemployed, but was willing to be objective and give me a chance. Wow.   


Of course he'd give you a chance -- those qualities would make you a big step up from the girls who would usually have anything to do with him.




sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/19/2009 8:57:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

I admit, I love deleting emails unread from certain board members [8D] . Drives them NUTS rofl. 

oh boy....i do this quite a bit too!




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/19/2009 9:12:09 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

the email I got from some random twat asking me if I wanted to borrow his girl and play with her.  When I told him that my husband (!!) and I don't play with others he said that he was really only suggesting ME.

My reply?

Just because YOU want to whore your girl out to random strangers does not mean that my husband (!!) does...



Now I'm sad and feel all the hope being let out of my lil balloon.




Honey... YOU'RE different... you're not a random stranger!!




sunshinemiss -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/19/2009 9:54:23 AM)

Yay![sm=alien.gif]

*oh dear.  that little green jumping thing is way toooooo energetic for me today.
Sorry, MoGa, I know you think I'm the energizer bunny, but the flu and my sister's sickness just kicked my bum.

Anyway, at least I got a fantasy to keep my heart bumping realllllll fast... Thanks Pirate Monkey Maven.




CalifChick -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/22/2009 1:48:17 PM)

My eyes rolled when I just realized that I've gotten the same spam cmail from a guy, four times... and the frequency is every 17 days.  WTF?  Exactly 17 days apart?  I wonder if that's how often he gets a day pass...


Cali




PanthersMom -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/22/2009 2:13:26 PM)

the eyeroll event of the day was getting a call from my darling mother.  won't go into the content, but sometimes you have to wonder why people torture themselves with certain things they know will set them off.  maybe that's where i get the sadistic streak, but i enjoy torturing others, so maybe not!
PM




Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (3/7/2009 6:06:07 PM)

I got an email today that started off polite and sweet, so I replied politely and thanked her.  The reply back was that she wanted to get "in the middle of Daddy and [me]."  Now she meant sort of like being turned into a human sammich, however I do not take kindly to anyone else referring to Him as Daddy.  That is a term reserved exclusively for me.  That's where DaddyBoo came from... it's a term that anyone can use without the batting of an eye from either of us. 

I made sure that she knew I didn't quite like that reference being typed out of her fingers.  No reply back from her.

My work is done.




Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (3/10/2009 1:32:46 PM)

My eyes rolled out of their sockets when I took my buggy to the garage to have it looked over to see why it acts so possessed, and they told me it's $55.00 to "have a look."  [8|]




Lockit -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (3/10/2009 1:53:45 PM)

Not sure if this would fit here or the scary pussy thread... but... Just got an email from a young guy... said... Fucking old cunt.. you get out here before you pee yourself.  Think he knows me?  He used my dots...




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