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KyttynTheMynx -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/27/2009 12:24:37 PM)

Certain people on this forum make my eyes roll.  Fricken seriously. -head, desk, ow-




breatheasone -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/27/2009 12:31:25 PM)

People that think they are SO wise, gentle, insightful. LMAO When all they REALLY are is full of self righteous bullshit. Ok....i feel better now[:D]
(LOVE being able to just vent!)




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/27/2009 2:40:56 PM)

Shaving my legs and arms makes me roll my eyes.  Gawd, how I loathe that.  Gotta make a mental note to find a male sub that enjoys those tasks...lol




intenze -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/27/2009 2:47:47 PM)

old flames who seem to need to piss on (figuratively) their old territory...ugh




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/27/2009 11:40:45 PM)

some idiot male sub asking me for permission to eat.




NYLass -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/27/2009 11:50:41 PM)

Opening this in my Cmail:
Hi sweetie, My expectations... in no particular order: 1) Always be honest (which isn't limited to just telling the truth but, more importantly, telling me everything that I should know and, of course, everything I would want to know about you - as it relates to our relationship; 2) Discreet, of course; 3) Shaved (or willing to be shaved by yours truly); 4) Committed to the training I provide; 5) Dedicated to the exercises that I will give you to do; 6) Adherence to meeting rituals, i.e. you will kneel in front of me, head down while I ask three questions: (1) Do you submit to me completely; (2) Do you agree to do everything that I ask, and without hesitation; and (3) Do you agree to always ask my permission before you cum and always say Thank You, Master! after each, and every... orgasm?; and 7) During a meeting... whenever you hear the words: Show Me what's mine!, you will stop what you're doing, find your way to the bed... get on knees and elbows, scoot to the edge of the bed, part your knees about 10-12 inches, and stick that lovely ass up as high as you can... waiting for me to do to you... as I wish. There's more, but I wouldn't want to overwhelm you.

There was more to it, but I omitted his wanker fantasy first meet. 




Kat713 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/27/2009 11:52:54 PM)

Lol NYLass, that made me roll my eyes too.  At least you don't get messages from people saying: "Got any nudes nigger?"  Not that I am the type to look for racism everywhere, but that one made me roll my eyes lol.




NYLass -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/27/2009 11:57:25 PM)

Kat- I'm 41 and have been into S & M over 20 years.  I thought I'd seen/heard everything.  Every Cmail is it's own entertainment.  I like the 20 yr olds telling me how they'll train me.  Sigh...  I think I need some sleep.




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/28/2009 12:10:10 AM)

holy crow, Kat..seriously?   What fucktards to do that!!  and yours as well, Lass... gawd.. do they seriously think that these approaches are in any way appealing?




Kat713 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/28/2009 12:15:35 AM)

I guess they do lol




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/28/2009 12:16:13 AM)

gawd...




LadySweetOrSour -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/28/2009 12:17:13 AM)

Quote from an email from a "submissive": "i just wondered if they are Your own boobs or why did You have them made so large? I would love to suck on Them all day. I love tits and would do anything to spend my life suckling at the breasts of such a One as You". Even my boobs got a capital T!! I'm so lucky.[8|]

edited to change wording, before a spelling and grammar nazi tells me you can't have a submissive email[:D]




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/28/2009 12:20:17 AM)

well, you DO have great boobs ;) 




Kat713 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/28/2009 12:21:02 AM)

[sm=LMAO.gif]




LadySweetOrSour -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/28/2009 12:34:40 AM)

Good boobs they may be, but a. they are mine (if I had them done, don't you think I woulda hoiked them up 6 inches?) and b. who the hell can spend their life with a 6 foot 3 sub hanging off ones nipples? I have enough trouble carrying heavy shopping.[:D]




soul2share -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/28/2009 12:34:46 AM)

OMG...just for curiosity's sake, I wandered into the "should I aske if she's a Domme?" thread......gimmie a minit to peel my eyes of the inside of my skull...is that guy for REAL??????




scifi1133 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/28/2009 12:36:56 AM)

can't be but probably is......sigh




LadySweetOrSour -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/28/2009 12:37:23 AM)

Oh god, is that thread STILL going soul?? And I would like to point out that my one post in that thread was deleted. And I didn't even call him a fuck head, which I wanted to.




scifi1133 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/28/2009 12:38:29 AM)

bwuahahahahahahahahaha




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (5/28/2009 12:38:55 AM)

yeah, Soul... he is





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