Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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LOL... After my birthday spanking at the club, my fanny was on fire. I think it generated enough heat to warm the homeless for months during the winter in DC. I made the huge mistake of going outside for a cigarette afterwards to cool off and sat down (easily) on a chair in the cool night air. When I went to get up, I nearly screamed because my ass had apparently become spot-welded to the chair, and peeling the chair from my nuclear tushy was a painful (and not so easy) task. Those who were outside with me, watching me trying to be very discreet with this production, were rolling with laughter. So much for discretion... Another hint, never sit a flaming tushy on a squishy leather couch. The spot welding effect is just as bad. *nods*
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