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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 3:42:13 AM

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an e-mail from a Dom i was talking to before i met hubby "I know it will be hard to do...but do not fall in love with me".

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 3:44:55 AM

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"All the women in my life go crazy, likely you will too."

It wasn't the women who were crazy.

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 3:46:40 AM

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I once told this woman:

"If I were you and you were me, I would tell you I was in love with Don Flip."

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 3:51:45 AM

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I once told this woman:

"If I were you and you were me, I would tell you I was in love with Don Flip."

and ya actually are so much of an egomaniac you post your own and think you are the funniest.

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 3:53:01 AM

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At least someone got the joke.

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 3:54:22 AM

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At least someone got the joke.

At least someone laughed at your jokes!
( got it, just not funny)

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 3:57:21 AM

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Did ya hear the one about the guy who put mirrors on his ceiling over his bed?

He woke up in the middle of the night and freaked out because of the naked skydiver coming toward him.

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 4:02:43 AM

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no sense of humor?

what did you say that was supposed to be funny?

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 4:03:43 AM

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Ok ok,
Here is the true number 1 in my book.

I was dating this woman I lovingly called "Geei". When I told it would be best if we stopped dating she said,

"But who's going to take care of you?"

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 4:07:30 AM

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Ok ok,
Here is the true number 1 in my book.

I was dating this woman I lovingly called "Geei". When I told it would be best if we stopped dating she said,

"But who's going to take care of you?"

Thats funny?
Thats a pretty serious sentiment. I said it too the Sir who broke off with me. He came back 4 months later. He wanted it to be me who cared for him cause he knew no one else would ever get him.

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 4:11:57 AM

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My teacher in logic 201 siad,

"I'm not here to teach you what to think, I'm here to teach you how to think"

I was the only one of my classmates who protested this.
I'll tell ya, you will find no greater collection of morons than college.

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 4:12:55 AM

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ahh...you are a student?

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 4:14:30 AM

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Yeah, I'll give you a fresh ego maniac line. This is the truth too.

< ME : I can't spell but having a 156 IQ and rising, makes up for it.

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 4:15:19 AM

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ahh...you are a student?

and one desperately trying to rid himself of the vanilla cone.

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 4:30:11 AM

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IQ, as it is often said, is the best way we currently have to measure - whatever it is that IQ measures.
If IQ was a measure of what they wanted it to be a measure of, it would not rise, but it is NOT a measure of intellegence, so, yea, it does, or doesn't - with little predictablility. (other than it is sure to rise if it is taken young. And, Dom Flip does look young)

It's not totally your fault, Dom Flip. we tend to eat the young around here. They are more tender, and succulant.
In fact, over in the 'ask a Mistress' thread, someone recently posted a link to an entire article about how to cook up UMs to be at their most tender, juicy and succulant. True. I don't make these things up.

Enjoy CM. You've just gotten slapped down by a couple of the finest subbies in the world, and there are a lot more very fine ones here on the boards. (and, some very strange ones, out there on the other side. ) I am on both sides - so I am both - very wonderful, sweet and sexy - and very strange, very odd, crazier than a bedbug.

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 5:33:07 AM

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The best "eye roller" I ever had went like this:

"I don't know what it is I do to women. But I have a pattern of not just breaking their hearts, but crushing them emotionally. It's not like I do it intentionally, it's just that they become so obsessed with me that they can't function anymore in other areas of their lives."

Just chanced upon this thread, and that made me throw my head back and laugh like a cavalier. Superb.

I once knew a sub (briefly) who considered herself to give “the best blow jobs in history”, despite being truly appalling at them. Her ego was beyond belief, on just about any subject, and when I finally (after meeting her maybe 3 times, and having a very dull time on each occasion) gave her the elbow, her response was “you’re not evolved enough to appreciate me”.

I think she was aiming for a knockout punch with those words, so I suspect she may have been a tad disappointed when I got a huge fit of the giggles in response.

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 5:35:47 AM

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LOL at Rapier. That's a good one. That is the first egomaniac line sited that was by a woman.

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 5:44:19 AM

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An older guy was semi-involved with my best friend and after she told him he was done, he showed up unannounced and uninvited to our apartment. She called me at work in tears and I called him to tell him in no uncertain terms he was no longer welcome. He went on and on about how he was the only person who truly understood her and how she was making a huge mistake because she'd never be happy with anyone else, blah blah blah. When my tongue became sharper and he started to faulter, in a fit of desperation he shouted at me
"But! I'm an alpha male!!!!" I busted up laughing right in the middle of my tirade.

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 5:53:51 AM

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Oh, I could go on and on about this guy...

"If you chose to go forward, you have been warned that my history suggests that your loving me may well be deeper and more intense than the other relationships you have known. That may read like hubris. It is not. I value passion and will find a woman to meet my intensity."

Reckon that's why one woman went to the police, another got a restraining order, and his ex-wife refused to respond to his dozens of calls and many letters. (And this according to him!) His Total Awesomeness made them do it.

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 6:10:01 AM

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