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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 7:23:10 PM   
tsatske


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I once knew a sub (briefly) who considered herself to give “the best blow jobs in history”, despite being truly appalling at them. 


I was under the impression that most men thought there was no such thing as a bad blow job that did not involve teeth or blood.

I think the 'I give the best blowjobs' is standard advertising among vanilla women - it's a way of saying 'I give blowjobs', maybe even 'i'm enthusastic about it.'

My personal feeling about blowjobs is, i don't know how you can decide a woman is not good at blowjobs after three meets. I think being great at blowjobs involves getting to know, very well, what the owner of the equipment likes. Give me 10 years, and I will give the best blow jobs in the universe. Take me away and put me on my knees in front of someone I've never sucked off before, it will by necesisity be a very mediocre job. Again, it won't be a BAD job - no blood, no biting. (although I once knew a Dom who liked to be biten there, and then - it was hard for me to do that, to say the least. I'm sure I gave him a crummy blowjob. I guess, you would say, we were not a 'good match', blowjob wise. )

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 9:32:58 PM   
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We were auditioning singers for our band and one guy brought a level of real weirdness to it all. He began by tearing his shirt off to reveal a non pack then shouting
'I am Zeus, God of  Gods'
'I am champagne, drink of me'
then
'I am Thor...
To which I asided
'never mind your ath, thing the fokn thong'
Nice big laugh. He didn't make the cut.

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 11:19:54 PM   
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Hehehe... I just got an email telling me he could "Fill the void which is your life"

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 11:50:45 PM   
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You have hidden voids Lynnxz

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RE: Funniest line from an egomaniac? - 10/15/2008 11:55:38 PM   
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Sounds good in theory, but it's just not true in practice.  I don't exactly know why, but some women give better blowjobs than others.  Yes, of course it helps to get to know the person you're blowing, but some women can't give a great blowjob even after years of practicing on the same cock, and others give amazing ones right off the bat.

Enthusiasm has a lot to do with it too, but that's not the secret either.  I've gotten great blowjobs from women who weren't all that into it, and forgettable blowjobs from women who were trying everything they could to please me.

Just another one of life's little mysteries.

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ORIGINAL: tsatske

I was under the impression that most men thought there was no such thing as a bad blow job that did not involve teeth or blood.

I think the 'I give the best blowjobs' is standard advertising among vanilla women - it's a way of saying 'I give blowjobs', maybe even 'i'm enthusastic about it.'

My personal feeling about blowjobs is, i don't know how you can decide a woman is not good at blowjobs after three meets. I think being great at blowjobs involves getting to know, very well, what the owner of the equipment likes. Give me 10 years, and I will give the best blow jobs in the universe. Take me away and put me on my knees in front of someone I've never sucked off before, it will by necesisity be a very mediocre job. Again, it won't be a BAD job - no blood, no biting. (although I once knew a Dom who liked to be biten there, and then - it was hard for me to do that, to say the least. I'm sure I gave him a crummy blowjob. I guess, you would say, we were not a 'good match', blowjob wise. )

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