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If you like this you're a sicko, so can I stick around ? - 12/8/2005 9:33:16 PM

Termyn8or

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I don't even know what country this guy is from but the other day I run into him and he has two black eyes. This guy is normally innocuous and tries to get along with people, so I was curious about how he got them. I asked, he responded;

"I was in the mall yesterday and I saw a rather large Woman standing at a payphone. Her dress was stuck up her buttcrack, so I went over and pulled it out for her.

She socked me in the eye so I figured it would be best to shove it back in".

This is why he had two black eyes.

Later, upon reflection he added "At that point I figured I wouldn't mention the cat I freed pulling her dress out, you should've seen that fucker move".

Anyone got a MENSA society rejection slip handy ?
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BTW, I didn't originate this joke, but I refined it quite a bit.

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RE: If you like this you're a sicko, so can I stick aro... - 12/9/2005 1:43:06 PM

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thats a nice update

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RE: If you like this you're a sicko, so can I stick aro... - 12/12/2005 8:56:49 PM

Termyn8or

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Nice update ? How about this one:

"I simply don't understand it, in the old country my Mother would give a kid a (insert foreign currency unit here) for doing that".

Or if that's not sicko enough :

"Are hemorroids common in this country ?".

Really though, I didn't even come up with the cat. Where I originally saw the joke they had a cartoon frame where there actually was a cat stuck in there and the Woman was putting up a "Missing kitty" sign instead of at a payphone.

Hell, I just thought, payphones are almost extinct here due to cellphones. I guess we won't have that problem anymore. Isn't technology wunnerful ?

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