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Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 6:49:19 AM

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I had a big fluffy cat who wouldn't get off my arm until he got his head scratchings.

What's your excuse?

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RE: Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 7:14:15 AM

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I took the cat off of your arm and shaved it.

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RE: Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 7:38:34 AM

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I don't need one i'm the boss

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RE: Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 7:39:47 AM

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My alarm didn't go off, and my cat didn't wake me up! Slacker!

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RE: Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 7:41:16 AM

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the bus driver drove past my stop and didnt wake me to tell me

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RE: Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 7:48:25 AM

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My girl friend is giving birth in nine months and I wanted to be sure her kid has a good father

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RE: Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 7:49:08 AM

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lol .. I LIKE this thread!!

….erm …. Colour me guilty … I just don’t do “time” .. “clocks” …someone else’s version of what, where, who, or how I need to spend my day.
(What sort of “submissive would admit to that??? …*laughing* )
Honestly … It isn’t an aversion to “authority” … just … no realistic grip on time scheduling … *cringes*
(sorry … don’t know why I feel the need to explain all that just so I can share one of my more widely used “excuses” for being tardy

Fortunately ……I’m self employed, so I don’t have to deal with “clock in/clock out”
Though I do have business appointments and do meet with business related associates. And when I’m late …( though it’s the lamest excuse imaginable … but give me a small measure of credit for “creativity” )

> … I was on my way here (to the appointment ) and the neighbors cattle were out on the hiway AGAIN!! ( look of disgust and eye rolling always fits well while I’m relating the story ) … I had to call the neighbor … woke him up because he’d no doubt been out drinking again .. ( more "how irresponsible" eye rolling ) … then while waiting for him to show up … I had to do some traffic directing .. As well as cattle shoo-ing …
( on and on .. etc etc etc )

I don’t think “the excuse” is the most important aspect … it’s how you tell it!!!
( all this is said tongue in cheek … I hate it when people are late and I HATE being late!!

But we’re all human, and everyone is occasionally guilty of being late!!
I do Genuinely Hate it that the scale of “responsibility” seems to be
measured by Clocks … erm …sorry … couldn’t resist a little rant

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RE: Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 7:49:58 AM

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I was up all night roller skating naked around the block singing "Love Cats" By the Cure at insanely loud volumes in a tone deaf manner in order to annoy my older meaner than hell old guy next door. It wouldnt have been so bad, but the cops showed up, they tried to arrest me, but the wheels on my skates are really loose, so I ended up in traffic on a busy street and was threatened with not only a psych ward, but full body traction. Luck for me I take daily vitamins or I wouldnt have heald so quickly to get to work, which is why I am only 30 minutes late, thanks to the over sleeping alarm clock ignoring shaved head scratch wanting cat, versus being 6 weeks late, due to a full body cast and a type of bondage that only a hospital in Nazi germany can appreciate.

Oh, and the bus. That guy...-insert eyeball roll-

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RE: Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 8:02:43 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: OneMoreWaste

What's your excuse?

I'm posting here!!

< Message edited by NuevaVida -- 10/15/2008 8:03:04 AM >

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RE: Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 8:23:21 AM

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A spider had me cornered in the bathroom...

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RE: Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 8:26:06 AM

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I walked into a door latch.....

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RE: Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 8:28:08 AM

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I walked into a door latch.....

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RE: Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 8:36:44 AM

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Sorry I'm Late to work today, but I had to get really good and drunk just to keep from slashing your tires and calling you a Ass Hat. Just trying to do my part to keep from creating a Hostile work Envionment. However I wouldn't drink the coffee this morning I'm not sure if I pissed in it yet or not.

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RE: Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 8:43:43 AM

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Sorry I'm Late to work today, but I had to get really good and drunk just to keep from slashing your tires and calling you a Ass Hat. Just trying to do my part to keep from creating a Hostile work Envionment. However I wouldn't drink the coffee this morning I'm not sure if I pissed in it yet or not.

Steel

ROFL. Holy shit. I thought I was the only one that called people asshat. Assclown is another personal favorite as well as fuck stick, dick smack, ass tard, and ball massager.

-has a mouth like a russian sailor due to the massive crowd of male cousins in her family-

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RE: Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 9:15:01 AM

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VP the next time try backing into one. Lube it first.

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RE: Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 9:24:50 AM

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my excuse?

the band arrived late

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RE: Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 9:31:04 AM

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The voices insisted that I finish putting a keen edge on the blades.
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RE: Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 10:42:35 AM

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The voices insisted that I finish putting a keen edge on the blades.
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Oooooohhhhh, I like this one!! Mind if I use it?

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RE: Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 10:48:51 AM

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i had to wait for my internet porn to finish downloading

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RE: Sorry I'm late to work today... - 10/15/2008 10:49:03 AM

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