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How to install a redneck security system: - 12/10/2005 10:57:48 AM

smilezz

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Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ---a
really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of
Guns and Ammo magazine.? Put a dog dish beside it......a really big dog
dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big
Mike and me have gone to get more ammunition - back in a hour.?
Don't disturb the Pitbulls, they've just been wormed."

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