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Unusual problem-solving techniques - 10/19/2008 8:22:47 AM

OneMoreWaste

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Problem: It's cold. I'm cold. I need to go out and do yardwork, and my yardwork clothes are in the garage, which is really cold.

Solution: Retrieve dark-colored yardwork clothes from garage and place on living-room floor.

Methodology: When any new item appears on the living room floor, a cat will immediately sit on it. After five minutes, clothing will be warm enough to wear.

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RE: Unusual problem-solving techniques - 10/19/2008 8:25:09 AM

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if you don't want cat hair covering your clothes you could always wear them while taking a hot shower. Of course...you'll freeze your ass off outside...but ya can't have everything.

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RE: Unusual problem-solving techniques - 10/19/2008 8:30:14 AM

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it works better with 2 cats, OMW *nods*

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RE: Unusual problem-solving techniques - 10/19/2008 8:41:58 AM

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sorry for this in advance holly....

or you could put them next to holly's oven. She's known for cooking at high heat

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RE: Unusual problem-solving techniques - 10/19/2008 8:43:23 AM

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sorry for this in advance holly....

or you could put them next to holly's oven. She's known for cooking at high heat

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RE: Unusual problem-solving techniques - 10/19/2008 8:45:22 AM

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Or you can put the clothing under your covers and crawl back in bed with them.

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