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NorthernGent -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 7:52:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Aneirin

Like, what sort of designer would design such a superb device as a human being and leave the important parts outside the protection of the body, the male genitalia, the testes



To be fair to the designer, I'm quite content with my knackers and cock plummage on display for the fairer sex to accept as initiation in the mating ritual. Plus, ask any woman well versed in the art of cock-sucking, and I reckon she'd applaud the designer for his foresight. Anyway, perhaps it's all part of developing the problem solving skills that set us apart from other species - God to Man: "look, you're getting a cock exposed to the elements; get on with it.".....so we did, and we've learned not to hoof one another in the knackers. So, there you go, it's all panned out fine.

Cheers God, good job.



kittinSol -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 7:54:25 AM)

I still see all this as proof that God is female [8D] .



Dnomyar -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 7:56:18 AM)

kittin when you change your way of thinking they will let you out of the sanitarium



kittinSol -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 8:01:04 AM)

You think there's something wrong with my way of thinking [:o] ?



Aneirin -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 8:03:23 AM)

Hmmm, there's food for thought, God was supposed to make man in his own image, the question is is he a design fuck up, or did he try to make us based on what made him, but didn't quite have the know how. Or is it God is a hermaphrodite or even doesn't need to reproduce and so has none of the tackle, so what he did was to the best of his knowledge, but didn't quite know what to do about seminal fluid, it having it's own laws he had to design around.

Or is it the male genitalia is a design triumph in that it makes us very aware of the precarious nature of life itself.



kittinSol -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 8:05:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Aneirin

Or is it the male genitalia is a design triumph in that it makes us very aware of the precarious nature of life itself.



I think that's stretching it a little bit.




NorthernGent -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 9:19:59 AM)

God is definitely a female; only a woman could oversee this mess in the manner of abdicating her earthly duties in exchange for swanning around in heaven. I'm fairly confident there's a Selfridges and a shoe shop the size of a small African nation up there to maintain the morale of the said miscreant and associates.



LaTigresse -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 9:23:04 AM)

Ohhhhhh, forgive me ladies but I have to say that imagining a male voice with a british accent saying those words really has me laughing here.



kittinSol -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 9:30:27 AM)

You got it all wrong: I meant Mother Earth female, not Selfridges female who's been corrupted by the materialism of Man.



NorthernGent -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 9:37:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

with a british accent



If it helps, LaT, this is pretty much how it would sound..........

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=745imk21utU

As expected?



NorthernGent -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 9:43:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

You got it all wrong: I meant Mother Earth female, not Selfridges female who's been corrupted by the materialism of Man.



Oh come on, we're as bad as each other.............except we come with a few reedeming features.



kittinSol -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 9:56:26 AM)

I know... it's funny how each gender likes to think they have it better when they want to boast, or worse when they feel like being victims [8D] .



NorthernGent -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 10:06:27 AM)

'No victim here, Kittin.....I think your lot are pretty special animals......just a bit wayward from time to time :-)



slvemike4u -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 10:06:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

I still see all this as proof that God is female [8D] .
See this all comes down to perspective,I see the female form as proof of God  [:D]



kittinSol -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 10:12:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent
'No victim here, Kittin.....I think your lot are pretty special animals......just a bit wayward from time to time :-)


Uh huh. That's why we need strong rigid Dominant men to stand up to us and tell us what to do, frivolous little girls that we are [sm=book.gif].



kittinSol -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 10:14:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: slvemike4u
See this all comes down to perspective,I see the female form as proof of God  [:D]


Trouble maker [sm=mistress.gif] .



NorthernGent -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 10:15:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent
'No victim here, Kittin.....I think your lot are pretty special animals......just a bit wayward from time to time :-)


and tell us what to do



You shouldn't need to be told.




Lucylastic -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 10:16:16 AM)

Much as I love mother nature, if "god " was a woman, she would have given men cats tongues, would have the penis attached to the chin and sperm would taste like chocolate... not that I dont love men, but, just my wishful thinking.
Lucy



kittinSol -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 10:19:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent
You shouldn't need to be told.


Let me correct myself, since nobody else will: it's not a need. It's a want, it's a longing, it's a desire.



slvemike4u -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 10:33:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

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ORIGINAL: slvemike4u
See this all comes down to perspective,I see the female form as proof of God  [:D]


Trouble maker [sm=mistress.gif] .
Sorry....(you did promise you know)



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