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Dnomyar -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 10:38:52 AM)
mike they say that God made man in his image. I don't see and tits on Adam

kittinSol -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 10:51:21 AM)
Obviously, 'they' lied, whoever 'they' were [:D] (I didn't see a sad pair of dangling testicules on god either [8D]).

Lucylastic -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 10:58:13 AM)
nothing worse than a sad pair of danglies ok IM having some awesome visuals here, heee

slvemike4u -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 11:01:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dnomyar mike they say that God made man in his image. I don't see and tits on Adam Yeah,and my belief is he made woman for man to worship and salivate over.....got a problem with that.[8\|]

LaTigresse -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 11:02:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse with a british accent If it helps, LaT, this is pretty much how it would sound.......... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=745imk21utU As expected? Perfect!!

Aneirin -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 11:04:42 AM)
I never could understand that accent, and I am British.

kittinSol -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 11:06:08 AM)
Yeah but aren't you from the West Country or something equally Tolkienesque :-) ?

Aneirin -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 11:14:44 AM)
Nope, I live here, but am not from here, though I am from a Shire, a North Western Shire. I could'nt understand them either, so I moved south.

Lashra -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 11:34:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dnomyar mike they say that God made man in his image. I don't see and tits on Adam Your old enough to have seen Adam in person? Wow you aged very well....then again the name spelling could have been off in the Bible Tales it could have been Adma and Eve...two lesbians in the garden of eden...sounds about right. ~Lashra

NorthernGent -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 2:10:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent You shouldn't need to be told. Let me correct myself, since nobody else will: it's not a need. It's a want, it's a longing, it's a desire. That's all well and good, but why would you want to go and make my life difficult? Can't you just play with your dolls or something instead of running around like a cat on hot coals?

Steponme73 -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 2:33:30 PM)
I would like to have arms that are like plastic so I can stick them in hard to get places. Elbows and the such make it hard to use the human arm in awkard spaces. I also like the idea of eyes on the end of a stalk. That way we can look behind us without turning our heads.

kittinSol -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 2:44:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent That's all well and good, but why would you want to go and make my life difficult? Can't you just play with your dolls or something instead of running around like a cat on hot coals? Why play with dolls when there are real penises out there to play with [8D] ?

NorthernGent -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 2:52:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent That's all well and good, but why would you want to go and make my life difficult? Can't you just play with your dolls or something instead of running around like a cat on hot coals? Why play with dolls when there are real penises out there to play with [8D] ? Ah yes, back on topic.....you're absolutely right, Kittin, a cock is not just for Christmas and Boxing Day.

OneMoreWaste -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 8:50:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aneirin Well, that idea came up in our conversation, a bit like what a slug does, and other creatures. In fact, slugs are hermaphrodite. You were discussing how to improve the human form, and you came up with making the male genitalia more SLUGlike? Y'all need some better drugs [8D]

Vendaval -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 9:00:37 PM)
I would like a prehensile tail that could function as an extra appendage for work or pleasure.

Aneirin -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 9:15:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OneMoreWaste quote: ORIGINAL: Aneirin Well, that idea came up in our conversation, a bit like what a slug does, and other creatures. In fact, slugs are hermaphrodite. You were discussing how to improve the human form, and you came up with making the male genitalia more SLUGlike? Y'all need some better drugs [8D] Do you know how a slug or snail impregnates another ?

OneMoreWaste -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 9:56:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aneirin Do you know how a slug or snail impregnates another ? What is, "Pick-up lines that will not get you laid"? Sorry, couldn't resist. I have no idea. Does it involve tiny, salted ropes?

GreedyTop -> RE: Natural designs. (10/20/2008 10:00:13 PM)
snort (and I agree with VEndaval.. a prehensile tail would be cool!)

seeksfemslave -> RE: Natural designs. (10/21/2008 2:06:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen There are a whole bunch of "design" flaws with humans extending well beyond the need for air conditioned ( censored 'cos I dont like the word) The windpipe and esophagus cross over in the neck. The blindpsot produced by the how the optic nerve attaches to the eye. The arched foot. The entire vertebral column. It seems thats some hold the contradictary belief that disadvantageous traits can be selected for, does it not.? I would like to be able to adjust the level of hearing ie turn it up or down.

Aneirin -> RE: Natural designs. (10/21/2008 2:17:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OneMoreWaste quote: ORIGINAL: Aneirin Do you know how a slug or snail impregnates another ? What is, "Pick-up lines that will not get you laid"? Sorry, couldn't resist. I have no idea. Does it involve tiny, salted ropes? Salted ropes, too cruel. The sex life of snails and slugs, and it is weird but interesting ; http://whyfiles.org/shorties/082snail_dart/index.html

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