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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 8:00:13 AM

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For Angel a CASE of cinnamon graham crackers & cinnamon Cheerios!
Also, some sunglasses to protect her Angel-Eyes!

For Clumsy I give a CASE of magic markers so her friends/families can continue to sign her never ending supply of casts.

For Bear I give enough Keanu Reeves wallpaper to cover his entire house.

For Greedy I give a $500 gift certificate to a local sparkle shop.
For Monkey I give the rights to perform as the leading Flying Monkey in the remake of the Wizard of Oz.

For Mr. B I give 2 CASES of teak oil to make his coffee shop shiny as well as a pic of his favorite CM slut wearing only a Santa cap.

For Angelika I give a ball pen hammer to get into that mummy case we saw at the Operating Theatre so she can have her way w/him.

To be continued........................................

Thank you for remembering me....

(I prefer my men a bit less stiff)

For Potty... a chastity belt in case you get tempted.

For Holly.... a well padded body suit

For Greedy... a magic lamp so you can have it ALL

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 8:02:34 AM

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Holly: lots of foam and rubber to protect her from the nasty and evil appliances, hardware, etc that jumps out to attack her
Potty: a really HAWT sparring partner to cure her of that pesky (so-called) virginity
Bear: a weeks vacation to P-Town (Cape Cod)
Angel: lifetime supply of floss and patterns
CD: lifetime supply of toothpicks (to get the bugs outta his teeth)
Wanders: a tazer to nail the bloody muppets that get anywhere near her car and endanger the paintjob/bodywork
Cj: proximity alarm and GPS for his car

(more to follow)

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 8:04:59 AM

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Holly: lots of foam and rubber to protect her from the nasty and evil appliances, hardware, etc that jumps out to attack her

SEEEEEEEEE...it is NOT my fault!!!

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 8:06:12 AM

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CD: lifetime supply of toothpicks (to get the bugs outta his teeth)

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geez - I didn't think he meant he was going to literally eat me!

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 8:07:19 AM

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*snort*

for beerbug: ground level seating so she doesnt have far to go when she gets to THAT point....

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 8:21:07 AM

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I give the Mods a bottle of Tylenol for all the eye rolling they do...

I give YOU a CASE of TP for all the brown nosing you do!

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 8:22:20 AM

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I give the Mods a bottle of Tylenol for all the eye rolling they do...

I give YOU a CASE of TP for all the brown nosing you do!

The entire bottle are for your posts alone....

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 8:22:51 AM

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For Angel a CASE of cinnamon graham crackers & cinnamon Cheerios!
Also, some sunglasses to protect her Angel-Eyes!

For Clumsy I give a CASE of magic markers so her friends/families can continue to sign her never ending supply of casts.

For Bear I give enough Keanu Reeves wallpaper to cover his entire house.

For Greedy I give a $500 gift certificate to a local sparkle shop.
For Monkey I give the rights to perform as the leading Flying Monkey in the remake of the Wizard of Oz.

For Mr. B I give 2 CASES of teak oil to make his coffee shop shiny as well as a pic of his favorite CM slut wearing only a Santa cap.

For Angelika I give a ball pen hammer to get into that mummy case we saw at the Operating Theatre so she can have her way w/him.

To be continued........................................

Thank you for remembering me....

(I prefer my men a bit less stiff)

But, but I thought STIFF MEN was a good thing! Maybe that's why I'm still a Virgin.....who knew??

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 8:23:10 AM

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For GT - A thick diaper and a 12 pack of Belgian white beer, and a set of handcuffs and leg irons.

For Daddy'sredhead - A set of handcuffs and leg irons, and boobiesquisher.

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 8:23:28 AM

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I give Level an umbrella

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 8:31:35 AM

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I see Steel lurking above & I'd like to give him.............<drum roll> the key to my chastity belt.

I give Red a case of peroxide for those "blonde moments". At least then she can LOOK the part.

I give YDD a case of "Near Beer" to get rid of the "hics".

I give PP some dry ice for her tight bun hole that she admitted to having on another thread!

I give CD some cardstock to print off more fake diplomas.

To be continued........................

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 8:33:33 AM

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I give PP some dry ice for her tight bun hole

what the hell is a BUN hole?

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 8:36:56 AM

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I give Mr. SD the Monkey/a cage to keep her in. (Hey, gotta get her to the UK one way or another)

I give LadyH a cageful of guinea pigs as well as a lifelong supply of carrots.

I give SciFi a Mr. Spock blow up doll. What he does w/it is HIS OWN BUSINESS!

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 8:38:49 AM

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i give Sundowner a chair to make his naughty corner a wee bit more comfy...

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 8:44:21 AM

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Red and Greedy get Two Tickets To Paradise

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 8:45:40 AM

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I give Sunshine the Clumsy One so that the next time the sunny one visits Mexico, she'll have the Clumsy One cook, uh BURN, for her which will bring forth MANY mexican firefighters!!

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 8:49:34 AM

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for Holly a gallon of coffee laced with Irish Cream
For VP permission to use me to lose her (cough) virginity. If it isn't lost at least it will bring back fond memories of losing it.
for LH a sack full of Yates doughnuts delivered personally.
for deanna a map of Pennsylvania

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 8:57:03 AM

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For Dnomyar a blow up doll for practice.

For Cali a new rope to replace the old rope in her avatar which surely must be growing into her skin by now.

< Message edited by VirginPotty -- 10/22/2008 8:59:41 AM >

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 9:08:23 AM

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For CJ I'll buy the plot next to Jeff's. I'll also give CJ Odius Toad to lick the jam from between his toes.

*ahem* I am not yours to give away, but I would freely hang out with CJ and lick other parts of his body though.

I give VirginPotty a year's worth of kitty litter, and I'll even make it new and unused.

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 9:10:25 AM

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i'll give holly a toy to teach LO time, and lessons on how to sweep until at least 6:00 am

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