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sirsholly -> For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 4:39:58 AM)

I was thinking that a thread of gag gifts for other CM members might be fun. I will go first since it was my idea.


For Christmas i give CD two new AAA batteries for his Putt Mobile.



MadAxeman -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 4:52:33 AM)

For Christmas I give......
Trappedinamuseum a book token and a corkscrew



KMsAngel -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 5:23:38 AM)

i'd give holly return postage for the massive paddle she's going to end up fetching from the mailbox before mrjim sees it.



sunshinemiss -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 5:23:55 AM)

For Greedy, I give a box of tribbles and a few days trapped in a museum.  heh.



KMsAngel -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 5:27:22 AM)

for sunshine, a ticket to canberra during floriade (flower festival)



sunshinemiss -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 5:28:41 AM)

awwwwwwww.  *blows kisses to angel and sends her reeses peanut butter cups... cause she got her chocolate in my peanut butter!



sirsholly -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 5:29:41 AM)

[sm=liar.gif][sm=liar.gif][sm=liar.gif][sm=liar.gif][sm=liar.gif][sm=liar.gif]For Pots.....a nose trimmer. If she keeps up the virgin claims..she will need it 



VirginPotty -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 5:35:46 AM)

For Angel a CASE of cinnamon graham crackers & cinnamon Cheerios!
Also, some sunglasses to protect her Angel-Eyes![sm=cool.gif]

For Clumsy I give a CASE of magic markers so her friends/families can continue to sign her never ending supply of casts. [sm=injured.gif]

For Bear I give enough Keanu Reeves wallpaper to cover his entire house.[sm=kiss.gif]

For Greedy I give a $500 gift certificate to a local sparkle shop.[sm=cute.gif]
For Monkey I give the rights to perform as the leading Flying Monkey in the remake of the Wizard of Oz.

For Mr. B I give 2 CASES of teak oil to make his coffee shop shiny as well as a pic of his favorite CM slut wearing only a Santa cap.[sm=flash.gif]

For Angelika I give a ball pen hammer to get into that mummy case we saw at the Operating Theatre so she can have her way w/him.[sm=flying.gif]

To be continued........................................



KMsAngel -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 5:41:56 AM)

[:(] <----------- happy cry. i lub you ladies.



KMsAngel -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 5:49:08 AM)

for purty, another happy smile bra to make the boards happy and some body armour to protect her against the jabs made against her virginity claims

for cd, a gas card so he can take his bike around the country and personally visit all those wimmens who have made fun of his pu- er - motorbike. and black leather gloves that he doesn't use on them just to be cruel (he is a sadist, after all)

for bsb, some vinyl cleaner and large size gloves for her subbly men wannabe's to shine that dress

more to come later. gotta hit the sack so i can be bright eyed and bushy tailed for tomorrow!



sirsholly -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 6:15:09 AM)

for Angel...the Jeff Healey CD that includes the song "AngelEyes"



sirsholly -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 6:17:42 AM)

for Dnomyar....a pre-paid class for dyslexics



cjan -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 6:33:26 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

for Angel...the Jeff Healey CD that includes the song "AngelEyes"


Here ya go, holly. By proxie. Good tune.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYz_LHKrgDY



sirsholly -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 6:34:00 AM)

i am giving PurePleasure, our Resident Cutie Pie, a lock for her office door so the nut-cases leave her alone (and so she can post on the forums in peace)



beargonewild -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 6:51:28 AM)

For Holly - a live in cook.
For Pottyhead -  a man willing to remove her virginity.....for free
For sunshine - unlimited air miles
For angel - a return ticket to Colorado...valid for 5 days only
For CD - 4 days and 3 nights at the Bent Inn in the heart of the gay village in Toronto.
For Greedy - one week vacation in San Diego
For Madaxe - large pot of bangers and mash and a side order of treacle

*more later*



sirsholly -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 6:57:34 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

for Angel...the Jeff Healey CD that includes the song "AngelEyes"


Here ya go, holly. By proxie. Good tune.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYz_LHKrgDY


Thanks Cjan....love that song!!    RIP Jeff...



sirsholly -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 6:59:07 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

For Pottyhead -  a man willing to remove her virginity.....for free



SNORT!!

not sure what if funnier..."virgin" or "free"



cjan -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 7:18:05 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

for Angel...the Jeff Healey CD that includes the song "AngelEyes"


Here ya go, holly. By proxie. Good tune.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYz_LHKrgDY


Thanks Cjan....love that song!!    RIP Jeff...



Awwww, I hadn't heard that Jeff passed. I just googled it. Sad news, indeed. I love his music.

RIP, Jeff



VirginPotty -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 7:23:26 AM)

For CJ I'll buy the plot next to Jeff's.  I'll also give CJ Odius Toad to lick the jam from between his toes.



sirsholly -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 7:54:33 AM)

I give the Mods a bottle of Tylenol for all the eye rolling they do...



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