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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/24/2008 5:24:04 AM

PsyVamp

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*smiles* Welcome to the club... those cmails are at least good for comic relief.

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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/24/2008 7:19:53 AM

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I made it!!! I'm finally in the "in-crowd"!!!
Jewel
Jewel, your house is "the in crowd." Other people dream of being in or watching a menage-a-trois, and I dream of being a fly on the wall and waching the action at your house for a week. M

Naw... we're just tottering old fools shuffling around a big house... You know... when we aren't riding the harleys and playing gigs and things like that... lol

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I just want to have Twice cook for me, while Scooter serenades us...

That's one of my big guns!! Once you taste her cooking it's really hard to leave it!!! Although many have managed it... hmmm

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Its better to grab the world by the balls and twist making it perform for you .Grabbing the ass can be stinky .. BTW his loss what a goofball ..

Are you volunteering? I can do that you know... really.

~wanders off sharpening her nails juuussst in case~~

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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/24/2008 8:08:11 AM

Chi

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Shifted: I just read your thread, congratulations; you made it to the big time...the internet dommes...now you too can set in your lonely little sewing (your P.C.) circle and degradingly complain about men in general.

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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/24/2008 8:27:50 AM

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I couldn't complain about him darlin'... he was a real cutie!!! I've never seen his profile before and I was just thrilled that he shared that delicious pic with me!! I don't complain about men... I love men!! I adore them!!! I just find that I can't live with most of them most of the time... that's all. I'm sure it's all me and not them. I'm a picky bitch, particular to the nth degree... that and I'm too old.

lmao

Jewel

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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/24/2008 8:51:02 AM

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50 I think it was you said your age to be, well that is old, but there is an unseen benefit, in just a few years you will be eligible for the vast sums of monies other aged women are already receiving from Social Security. One could argue this is a good time to begin practicing throwing a single tale while holding on to your walker. You should have three or four years left to practice.

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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/24/2008 12:16:00 PM

LadyHibiscus

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How come Jewel doesn't get to be an internet dom?

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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/24/2008 12:16:48 PM

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Speaking of which!! I finally got my mini single tail!!! So yeah... I'll be practicing!!

Jewel

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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/24/2008 1:08:43 PM

Chi

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Shifter, practice does not always make perfect, in fact, most dommes are so practiced in the mistakes they made the first day they came to D/s they call it expertise. Now at your advanced age, the arthritic joints may limit your ability to be as socially retarded and deeply committed to debasing males as the buffoon who just ask why you did not get to be an internet dom, Remember aat your age you could fall off the Harley and break your hip or sever the vertebras in your upper spine and wind up like vegetable for the next 15/20 years. Or, you could just set in the house in front of the puter and bash males all day long like the other failed and over the hill dommes do.
Can you see how hard I am trying to win friends and influence others?

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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/24/2008 1:10:53 PM

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Ah, it's a proud day for CHI, as well--he joins the ranks of the ***IGNORED***.

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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/24/2008 1:14:29 PM

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I don't know, Shakti, he is kind of funny... but I thought Mal was amusing too, for awhile!

And.. no one has EVER called me a Buffoon before! So, bonus points for creativity....and the BLOCK!

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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/24/2008 1:33:52 PM

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The two weakest links in the chain, the buffoon, and her counterpart sent to oblivion obediently adhere to the laws of probability, predictable response to given stimuli, many other mindless morons are soon to follow.

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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/24/2008 1:42:13 PM

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50 - OLD???? Ambles off down the hallway . . .

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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/24/2008 5:02:47 PM

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~FR~
Oh man, if pouting wasn't unbecoming to a dom, I would definitely pout. I've been on this site for almost 5 months now and I haven't gotten a single surreal cmail. And does anyone know exactly how old you get to be before your too old? I mean, I'm 44 now. Am I going to need to divorce my wife in a few years? And what about the fact that she's 52. Does that mean I can do it but only with someone else?

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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/24/2008 5:54:59 PM

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ORIGINAL: Chi

Shifter, practice does not always make perfect, in fact, most dommes are so practiced in the mistakes they made the first day they came to D/s they call it expertise. Now at your advanced age, the arthritic joints may limit your ability to be as socially retarded and deeply committed to debasing males as the buffoon who just ask why you did not get to be an internet dom, Remember aat your age you could fall off the Harley and break your hip or sever the vertebras in your upper spine and wind up like vegetable for the next 15/20 years. Or, you could just set in the house in front of the puter and bash males all day long like the other failed and over the hill dommes do.
Can you see how hard I am trying to win friends and influence others?

You know... one of the reasons I never block anyone is because I'm really basically nosey ... but the other one is that no matter what, someone always quotes that person and I'm stuck with reading it anyhow... lmao... Ok, I'm a smartass tonight. And ancient smartass at that... lmao

And yes, I can see how hard you are working at it... you have one of those warped sense of humor type things going on, but I get, I guess because mine is sooo terrible too. The last thing I need is another hobby but damn, I guess I could try and squeeze it in someplace. As long as it doesn't interfer with killing blue people!!!

Do you have a camera in my house? How do you know I walk funny? Well... shuffle funny??? Are you spying on me? If so... are you bored to the point of insanity yet?

Oh... and by the way... we won't be doing Daytona this year... no decent spots left open... bummer huh. I know how much you were looking forward to it!

Oh yeah... I'll have you know I have my mistakes down to an art now... thank you very much!!!

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How come Jewel doesn't get to be an internet dom?

Because all I got was the "you're too old for this email"... I haven't gotten the "You're a fake" yet... But I'm still holding out hope.

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50 - OLD???? Ambles off down the hallway . . .

You did that wrong... you're supposed to shuffle down the hallway.... lol

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Oh man, if pouting wasn't unbecoming to a dom, I would definitely pout. I've been on this site for almost 5 months now and I haven't gotten a single surreal cmail. And does anyone know exactly how old you get to be before your too old? I mean, I'm 44 now. Am I going to need to divorce my wife in a few years? And what about the fact that she's 52. Does that mean I can do it but only with someone else?

Pouting is unbecoming to a dominant? Damnit people... why didn't I get the memo???

I'm not sure exactly what the "old" cut off age is... but apparently 50 is in there. And no, you don't have to divorce your wife... you will need to cheat on her... probably with another man. And if you do it online only then the chances greatly improve that you'll get your coveted email...

Jewel

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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/24/2008 6:13:27 PM

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As long as it doesn't interfer with killing blue people!!!
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Jewel

*gasps* You aren't killing smurfs, are you????????

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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/24/2008 6:29:23 PM

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Shifter: Killing blue people, I dont kill people and you should stop. However, I do dazzle them with great powers of charm influence prophecy and spiritual healing. However, now that you have earned the highly coveted badge of internet domme and adorn the little red star on your left nipple you will have to blindly waddle behind the other under sexed wide in the beam blunders alleging dominance and it will be hard at your age to keep up.

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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/24/2008 8:10:33 PM

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ORIGINAL: PsyVamp

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As long as it doesn't interfer with killing blue people!!!
...
Jewel

*gasps* You aren't killing smurfs, are you????????

You know? I get that a lot... lol No, we play Empire Earth and the bad guys have a blue flag so we call them the blue people.

Jewel

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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/24/2008 10:20:53 PM

mztresn0w

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Chi is slightly amusing. I understand the humor in the posting. But Jewel I really enjoy yours so much more. I am going to grab my walker and come sit by you for awhile if you don't mind. I am still waiting for the fake domme e-mails.

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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/25/2008 4:49:01 AM

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Yeah, I'm working on a specific walker parking area... but there's still lots of room.

And I'm not sure... but I think Chi is stuck... he keeps repeating himself... lol Oh... wait!!! I get it now... it's for us old folks... you know?? The hearing goes pretty quick!

I haven't gotten the fake domme emails yet... but I did get the "you must be a dude" email... does that count??

And I love those too, really! I have a pic on my profile, now... let's be honest here. If I were a guy pretending to be a woman I'd like to believe I would steal a better pic... you know???

Jewel

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RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... - 10/25/2008 5:40:50 AM

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I've still got a couple of years left in me, so I'm saving up for a cool walker with bat wings on it.

I don't have to block Chi... He likes to use that itty bitty type font that is to small for me to read without my glasses. No problem.

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