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ShiftedJewel -> Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/23/2008 12:15:25 PM)
*No, this isn't a rant. It's funny... at least to me.* *I've read a lot of threads where others have talked about the off the wall stupid or mean spirited emails they get and honestly here... I felt left out!!!* Well, congrats are in order here ladies!!! I got one!!! I've been informed by a 29 year old that I am too old for this!!! WOOO HOOO!! I emailed him back and said "Awww, how sweet!! You cared enough to write!!!" Surprisingly enough he didn't reply to that. *I made it!!! I'm finally in the "in-crowd"!!!* *Jewel*

MistressSassy66 -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/23/2008 12:26:13 PM)
Welcome to the "in-crowd" LOL They(crazy email) are good for a laugh at least. [:D]

UmbraDomina -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/23/2008 12:29:31 PM)
congrates Jewel, welcome to the club. [sm=cute.gif] Too old...... blaaaaa I will be wearing a latex housecoat, beating my beloved pet, with my cane down the hallway of the old folks home when I am 78.

azropedntied -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/23/2008 12:32:15 PM)
LOL tooooo old ,wow and on a contact email too , must be taken from the how to attract a woman educational dvd set .i would love to retire but i have yet to get my bail out buy back money that i lost .

ShiftedJewel -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/23/2008 12:57:40 PM)
Well, he did manage to get a reply!!! Not that it's a huge feat or something, I reply to damn near anything. He was a real cutie too!! Damn I miss those years of knowing it all and having the world by the ass... *Jewel*

MistressSassy66 -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/23/2008 1:14:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: UmbraDomina congrates Jewel, welcome to the club. [sm=cute.gif] Too old...... blaaaaa I will be wearing a latex housecoat, beating my beloved pet, with my cane down the hallway of the old folks home when I am 78. Thats funny You should say that about being old and still beating that pet...just had the same conversation with sj. I think she thinks I'm kidding [;)]

FullfigRIMaam -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/23/2008 2:09:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShiftedJewel *I made it!!! I'm finally in the "in-crowd"!!!* *Jewel* Jewel, your house is "the in crowd." Other people dream of being in or watching a menage-a-trois, and I dream of being a fly on the wall and waching the action at your house for a week. [8D] M

MadameMarque -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/23/2008 2:55:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: UmbraDomina Too old...... blaaaaa I will be wearing a latex housecoat, beating my beloved pet, with my cane down the hallway of the old folks home when I am 78. hahaha Brava! Nothing is so frumpy but that it can be redeemed by virtue of its being constructed of the right materials. And as someone on here is fond of quoting, 'You're never too old to be younger.' - Mae West, who, I believe, started her reign as sex symbol in her early forties.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/23/2008 3:07:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FullfigRIMaam quote: ORIGINAL: ShiftedJewel *I made it!!! I'm finally in the "in-crowd"!!!* *Jewel* Jewel, your house is "the in crowd." Other people dream of being in or watching a menage-a-trois, and I dream of being a fly on the wall and waching the action at your house for a week. [8D] M I just want to have Twice cook for me, while Scooter serenades us... [:D]

azropedntied -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/23/2008 3:36:49 PM)
Its better to grab the world by the balls and twist making it perform for you .Grabbing the ass can be stinky .. BTW his loss what a goofball .. quote: ORIGINAL: ShiftedJewel Well, he did manage to get a reply!!! Not that it's a huge feat or something, I reply to damn near anything. He was a real cutie too!! Damn I miss those years of knowing it all and having the world by the ass... *Jewel*

ShaktiSama -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/23/2008 4:46:05 PM)
Wow. That's almost as worthless as a gambit as "I bet you hit like a girl."

DelilahDeb -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/23/2008 5:42:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadameMarque quote: ORIGINAL: UmbraDomina Too old...... blaaaaa I will be wearing a latex housecoat, beating my beloved pet, with my cane down the hallway of the old folks home when I am 78. <snip> And as someone on here is fond of quoting, 'You're never too old to be younger.' - Mae West, who, I believe, started her reign as sex symbol in her early forties. Well, having begun my career as a domina at age 55, these youngsters will just have to lump it. Lady Delilah Deb

mztresn0w -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/23/2008 6:37:34 PM)
I am glad you finally made it. Some of those e-mails can be funny and some of them really sad. *I get at least one a week. I get the you are to old e-mail. I just chuckle and send a reply. It is good to be old.*

MsStarlett -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/23/2008 6:54:39 PM)
Ah heck Jewel! You're just getting started good!

azropedntied -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/23/2008 7:07:03 PM)
Thanks ,thanks a lot .. bows .. quote: ORIGINAL: ShaktiSama Wow. That's almost as worthless as a gambit as "I bet you hit like a girl."

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/23/2008 7:38:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaktiSama Wow. That's almost as worthless as a gambit as "I bet you hit like a girl." LOL! Once I got, "Do you whip hard, old woman?" I about fell over laughing. [:D]

yourMissTress -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/23/2008 8:43:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShiftedJewel *I made it!!! I'm finally in the "in-crowd"!!!* *Jewel* Congrats Jewel, I knew you'd make it! Tune in next week when Jewel starts 18 rant threads about all the mean and stupid emails she's getting as well as cock shots!

MistressOfGa -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/23/2008 9:21:56 PM)
quote: *Damn I miss those years of knowing it all and having the world by the ass...* Oh come on Jewel! Those years are still here. I may not have the world by the ass, but I am comfortable with having my sub by the ass! [:D] ETA: Congrats and welcome to the club, even though I did send you a cock shot <s>

MistressOfGa -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/23/2008 9:27:18 PM)
Oh hell, now I am jealous that I haven't had an "You're too old for this" email! <pouts>

Twicehappy2x -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/24/2008 5:20:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus [I just want to have Twice cook for me, while Scooter serenades us... [:D] And yet you have not come to visit! Erin and Abraxus are supposed to be coming for New Years, maybe you could come with them. On the way here ask Abraxus about getting mauled by a lesbian on New Years morning. Or about the secret tunnel to the lesbian bar we have in our bathroom. One little, two little, three little lesbians........

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