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RE: Have You Ever Noticed?? - 10/24/2008 5:43:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		I was a monster.  And I dont have kids.  I'm grateful that my mom NEVER wished kids on me.

But nonetheless, I apologize to my mom several times a year.


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RE: Have You Ever Noticed?? - 10/24/2008 5:44:10 AM   
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This thread is dangerous. I think I will stay way clear! Because I really was sweet and innocent!

The key word in that sentence being "WAS"? 

I was kinda hoping no one would pick up on that!


Well, it's early, maybe no one else will see it.......


don't count on it


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RE: Have You Ever Noticed?? - 10/24/2008 5:44:49 AM   
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RE: Have You Ever Noticed?? - 10/24/2008 5:48:18 AM   
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if you guys only knew how perverted the mind is, but how blameless the body is

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RE: Have You Ever Noticed?? - 10/24/2008 5:49:52 AM   
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RE: Have You Ever Noticed?? - 10/24/2008 6:01:49 PM   
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*sobs my heart out*

if you guys only knew how perverted the mind is, but how blameless the body is


Somehow, young lady, I think the term is "willing hostage", in terms of the body's innocence.

I'd claim to be, but my other half/subbie reads the posts in the morning when she comes home from work, and I don't think making her pee her pants would improve the pattern in the couch, if you know what I mean.

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RE: Have You Ever Noticed?? - 10/24/2008 7:12:21 PM   
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oh the visual.....

but, probably a good idea not to re-pattern the couch, yes.

in regards to the willing hostage....well, yes, i think it's more apt than you realise...

*angel the wuss*

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RE: Have You Ever Noticed?? - 10/24/2008 7:33:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		I apologize to my parents every time I talk to them..... and I don't even have kids.  I'm actually scared to have them, lest they turn out like me- especially a teenage daughter *shudder*

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RE: Have You Ever Noticed?? - 10/24/2008 11:31:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		If my daughter turns out to be like me, better chance of having to hide the shotgun from her before she uses it than there would be of me having to use it on an annoying boyfriend.  Combine my temper with my wife's... *shudder*

Thank the gods that I make armor for a living.  Her first husband will definately need it if the temper tantrums that I am treated to at this young age are any indication of the danger he will face the first time he pisses her off. LOL

The one that gets me is the other two are in no way my blood and still manage to be just like I was at that age... definately confuzzling.

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RE: Have You Ever Noticed?? - 10/24/2008 11:32:54 PM   
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RE: Have You Ever Noticed?? - 10/24/2008 11:35:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		Have you ever noticed that mothers curse children with clones, but fathers usually just sit back and laugh?  Is it that they know the inevitability of your spawn doing the same stupid ass crap that you did, or is it that they are just willing to sit back and watch the festivities without investing more energy than necessary?

I know my dad is, bastage that he is for laughing about it.

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RE: Have You Ever Noticed?? - 10/25/2008 12:30:36 AM   
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RE: Have You Ever Noticed?? - 10/25/2008 12:58:42 AM   
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RE: Have You Ever Noticed?? - 10/25/2008 1:25:14 AM   
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RE: Have You Ever Noticed?? - 10/25/2008 1:28:27 AM   
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have you ever noticed that people completely forget how to drive when it rains?


Tell me about it.  Was driving up to see the in-laws and what not a few months back and this semi flies past me.  Keep in mind, it was already raining hard enough that I couldn't hardly see the dividing line in the road, and suddenly there is this wall of steel and water next to me.

Took me almost an hour to convince my wife that sinking her fingernails in my arm is NOT the proper way of dealing with being startled suddenly.  Took longer for the welts and scabs to go away, though.

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RE: Have You Ever Noticed?? - 10/25/2008 4:57:08 AM   
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