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Never Laugh - 10/30/2008 3:01:11 AM   
AquarianMale53


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Status: offline 		Bob went to a doctor and asked him if he ever laughed at a patient.
 The Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over
 twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

 'Okay then,' Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
 the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger
 than the size of a AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor
 started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was
 able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
 
 'I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came
 over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen
 again. Now, what seems to be the problem?'
 
 'It's swollen,' Bob replied
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RE: Never Laugh - 10/30/2008 3:27:13 AM   
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RE: Never Laugh - 10/30/2008 3:55:23 AM   
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RE: Never Laugh - 10/30/2008 4:13:42 AM   
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RE: Never Laugh - 10/30/2008 6:58:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		Brilliant, just brilliant. 

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RE: Never Laugh - 10/30/2008 11:48:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ouch, that's a good one.

I had a lover a thousand ago that attended Randolph Macon Womans College in Lynchburg Va. Yep, home of J. Falwell. She went out with a locla guy one time that had a cock the size of her pinky when fully angry. When she reutnred to her dorm she told her room mate. Her roomie was so intrigued she had to go out with him and see for herself. She told a friend, who also had to see for herself..... Ad infinitum.

This fellow, for several years at least, slept with large numbers of the student body due to their own curiosities. Bully for him.

I don't know how long it went on for him but she was there 4 years and during that time he had dates pretty much whenever he wanted them.

Uncle Nasty

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RE: Never Laugh - 10/31/2008 4:53:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		goodness..once they saw it did they really have to do it??

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RE: Never Laugh - 10/31/2008 5:16:09 PM   
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RE: Never Laugh - 10/31/2008 6:15:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH. Made me laugh out loud

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RE: Never Laugh - 11/1/2008 8:09:53 PM   
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RE: Never Laugh - 11/1/2008 8:21:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		Persephonee...honey when a man is under equipted, he generally develops other talents to keep the lady happy..some of them become grand linguists others wonderful prestidigitators. Hard to consider him short changed, if you don't consider women a dime short.

Grinning

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RE: Never Laugh - 11/7/2008 5:01:25 AM   
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RE: Never Laugh - 11/7/2008 5:08:58 AM   
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'Doc can you give me a penis reduction so I can develop my 'other talents'

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RE: Never Laugh - 11/7/2008 6:13:34 AM   
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RE: Never Laugh - 11/7/2008 7:09:02 AM   
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Status: offline 		That poor, poor.... wife..... lol  But you guys are probably right... I'm sure he has a tongue muscle the size of my forearm! lol 

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RE: Never Laugh - 11/7/2008 10:05:54 AM   
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RE: Never Laugh - 11/25/2008 9:15:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		She said 'Who are you going to please with that?'

I said 'Me'

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RE: Never Laugh - 11/26/2008 6:02:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		He boinked her with his two inch winkie and kissed her goodbye with his eight inch tongue! 

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RE: Never Laugh - 11/29/2008 3:22:52 AM   
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RE: Never Laugh - 11/29/2008 7:15:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm reminded of gene simmons after reading several posts in this thread...

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