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MadAxeman -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 5:04:26 AM)
And that innocent young lady grew up to be GreedyTop

GreedyTop -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 5:12:01 AM)
preeens

MadAxeman -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 5:40:11 AM)
How's your Willy today?

thornhappy -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 5:49:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss You can always stalk me. But I'm boring. Cornfields and cows.... sigh We've got cornfields just down the block, but not cows here. So I could stalk you in the cornfields, like snipe hunting! *introduced that in Philly once with another woman from Michigan. We looked at each other when folks said what is snipe hunting. wellllllll she says.... we ought to show rather than tell you, don't you think sunny? mm hmmmm.... Some things are better understood through experience. Ever heard of a 2-sided snipe hunt? You send one team out to listen for whistles and to make thudding noises, and the other team (from the other side of the woods) to listen for thudding and make whistling noises.

thornhappy -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 5:51:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman How's your Willy today? Greedy's got a willy? I coulda sworn she was a standard-issue woman, with tattoo upgrades. * stalks Greedy and MadAxeman from the cornfields *

MadAxeman -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 5:56:47 AM)
Read the joke from the previous page.

GreedyTop -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 6:06:44 AM)
snort

thornhappy -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 6:48:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman Read the joke from the previous page. I laughed heartily at that joke...I was taking it in another direction. * snogs the snorting one *

SilverMark -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 6:55:34 AM)
I only stalk women who understand my aversion to brown slacks!

sirsholly -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 6:56:48 AM)
[sm=afraid.gif]

CalifChick -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 8:52:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SilverMark I only stalk women who understand my aversion to brown slacks! Brown slacks should be burned. With napalm. Cali

Sundowner -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 8:55:15 AM)
stalks Greedy ('cos I see she's online) but clearly a completely different Greedy from the one MadAxeman has his eys on ("And that innocent young lady grew up to be GreedyTop" Hi kid [sm=wave.gif] quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop stalks theobserver ... and hands off theobserver, I'm stalking her but secretly, so neither she nor anyone else knows. And, interestingly, (if you laugh you're toast) stalking her for her mind.

Sundowner -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 8:58:12 AM)
... and stalks Cali too, 'cos, like Everest, she's mind-blowingly impressive and 'cos she's there.

GreedyTop -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 9:00:50 AM)
stalks SD cause I miss him so much (and hate him too!!!)

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 9:56:57 AM)
stalking the resident stalker

CalifChick -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 10:07:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner ... and stalks Cali too, 'cos, like Everest, she's mind-blowingly impressive and 'cos she's there. So, "breathing" is the new criteria? Reminds me of when CJ said I won the blow-job award (or whatever it was he said), by talent and default. Why oh whyyyyyyyyyyy do men have to negate the very nice compliment by putting "and..." after it???? Cali

Daddysredhead -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 10:20:17 AM)
sigh Better to stop while they're ahead... they just don't get it.

cjan -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 10:24:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner ... and stalks Cali too, 'cos, like Everest, she's mind-blowingly impressive and 'cos she's there. So, "breathing" is the new criteria? Reminds me of when CJ said I won the blow-job award (or whatever it was he said), by talent and default. Why oh whyyyyyyyyyyy do men have to negate the very nice compliment by putting "and..." after it???? Cali JFYI and the sake of clarity ( and, I hope, to make you feel better ). By "default", I meant that you were the only lady present whose oral talents,, for various reasons, I was able to sample and enjoy.. And... you were magnificent.

GreedyTop -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 10:28:22 AM)
nice save....

Daddysredhead -> RE: Stalker thread (11/9/2008 10:55:28 AM)
yeah... that safety net just popped out of no where, didn't it? LOL ps - sorry I didn't call you back last night, I was vacuuming and getting ready for my Daddy-time. gosh, why can't you live closer? I told Him you are a gal after my own slutty heart which made Him laugh so hard, esp. when He asked me what I meant and I told Him. ~insert knowing look at you here~ He smiled and said, "Nice!"

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