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knees2you -> Was Jesus Gay? (12/15/2005 12:34:47 PM)
If Jesus behaved to today as he did then, he would most certainly be labeled gay. There are two other related questions, was his sexual preference male and did he have sex with males. These two are much harder to answer. I know that this is a little off the Beaten path.[&:] I Believe, from what I have read He was not. http://mindprod.com/religion/wasjesusgay.html quote: "You can see, but still be Blind." Sincerely, Ant[;)]

SirKenin -> RE: Was Jesus Gay? (12/15/2005 12:44:15 PM)
Sometimes you can come up with the strangest things. lol

imtempting -> RE: Was Jesus Gay? (12/15/2005 1:12:20 PM)
Your started a dangerous topic which I would not even dare to start...

sub4hire -> RE: Was Jesus Gay? (12/15/2005 1:33:40 PM)
quote: If Jesus behaved to today as he did then, he would most certainly be labeled gay. There are two other related questions, was his sexual preference male and did he have sex with males. These two are much harder to answer. Who cares if he was or not? Even if he were that only means as people in general we are even more of a disappointment to him by discriminating against gays.

Mercnbeth -> RE: Was Jesus Gay? (12/15/2005 1:58:13 PM)
quote: If Jesus behaved to today as he did then, he would most certainly be labeled gay. probably, but let's not forget the labels indigent homeless unemployed submissive mentally ill a "bad" influence a BIG credit risk unkempt fashion 'faux pas' blasphemer liar pussy survivalist criminal faith-healer messiah messenger and this slave's all time favorite: rabble-rouser!

darkinshadows -> RE: Was Jesus Gay? (12/15/2005 3:26:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth quote: If Jesus behaved to today as he did then, he would most certainly be labeled gay. probably, but let's not forget the labels indigent homeless unemployed submissive mentally ill a "bad" influence a BIG credit risk unkempt fashion 'faux pas' blasphemer liar pussy survivalist criminal faith-healer messiah messenger and this slave's all time favorite: rabble-rouser! Lets not forget - fraterniser of prostitues cannabis user carpenter sex symbol God political rebel guily of sedition healer prophet teacher brother son dissident bastard liberator sage baptist black breaker of laws anointed christ exorcist king Bodhisattva musician jew yeshua Isa Saint Issa smelly Lord Lamb sacrifice saviour enviromentalist [:D] Peace and Rapture

knees2you -> RE: Was Jesus Gay? (12/15/2005 5:18:21 PM)
Ok, my Belief is that He was not nor never will be. I just felt it Ironic that people would even have the audacity to even think about it, even write it. I have excepted Jesus, and if the Bible shows he wasn't then be it so.. Besides considering the Trinity, I know for sure He was not. quote: Sometimes you can come up with the strangest things. lol _____________________________ Hi. I don't care. Thanks. Considering some the Topics I've seen or read, I'm pretty mellow thank You.... Sincerely, Ant[:D]

mnottertail -> RE: Was Jesus Gay? (12/15/2005 5:26:49 PM)
LOL, Roedy thinks everybody is gay. LMAO, Ron

LaMalinche -> RE: Was Jesus Gay? (12/15/2005 5:59:33 PM)
picks up matches Hmmm. . . was the biblical Jesus gay? Or did he even exist? It is possible that the biblical Jesus is nothing more than an amaglimation of the many prophets and messiahs that were popular at the time. It is not like anything written about him was written DURING his life. Maybe Monty Python was right, and it was a guy named Brian. backing away slowly, still holding the matches

knees2you -> RE: Was Jesus Gay? (12/15/2005 9:23:56 PM)
quote: picks up matches Hmmm. . . was the biblical Jesus gay? Or did he even exist? It is possible that the biblical Jesus is nothing more than an amaglimation of the many prophets and messiahs that were popular at the time. quote: It is not like anything written about him was written DURING his life. Maybe Monty Python was right, and it was a guy named Brian. backing away slowly, still holding the matches[&:] Ah but some of the stuff Jesus was doing was written during His time. But that's ok You know what's right in the back of your mind. quote: "You can see, but Still be Blind." Sincerely, Ant[;)]

Krasnaya -> RE: Was Jesus Gay? (12/16/2005 3:26:22 AM)
Well I'm gay....and I was "made in God's own image"... So I guess God must be a flaming queen? It makes sense to me.

MstrssPassion -> RE: Was Jesus Gay? (12/16/2005 5:29:10 AM)
quote: Well I'm gay....and I was "made in God's own image"... So I guess God must be a flaming queen? It makes sense to me. _____________________________ My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share. ~Rita Mae Brown The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. ~William B. Yeats Amen to that!

HouseofBear -> RE: Was Jesus Gay? (12/16/2005 6:28:33 AM)
Possibly bisexual, he did enjoy the company of Mary Magdalene.

Mercnbeth -> RE: Was Jesus Gay? (12/16/2005 7:30:59 AM)
He definitely was a bi-sexual switch, a VERY heavy bottom, but also a mentally challenging top. But this thread merits re-telling of my favorite "lifestyle" joke... Why did Jesus die on the cross? He forgot his safe-word. Jeez, 3 days of 101 fever and my first post lends to the expectation of a lighting bolt.

candystripper -> RE: Was Jesus Gay? (12/16/2005 5:52:44 PM)
Jesus was a Dom; Mary Magdelene was His subbie. Doesn't anyone remember the scene where Mary Madgelene washes His feet with her tears and dries them with her hair? candystripper P.S. i think we tend to see Jesus as we wish Him to be; i mean, what are the odds He was blonde/blue? More likely He was partially African-American but for some reason this allegation tends to send people over the Moon.

FemDomHouTx -> RE: Was Jesus Gay? (12/17/2005 5:09:07 AM)
All I can say is.............Thank god I'm an atheist.

LadyJulieAnn -> RE: Was Jesus Gay? (12/17/2005 8:30:32 AM)
I don't know if he was gay, but this is kinda fun: http://www.jesusdressup.com/ Be well, Julie

LeatherBehr77 -> RE: Was Jesus Gay? (12/17/2005 2:42:16 PM)
Interesting question, and perhaps a rather questionable one to pose too. Lemme see, what to say about this all. Asking if Jesus was gay ranks right up there with the taboo question posed by Carl Jung in some of his essays about the human psyche. The question he posed was; "Did God create mankind or did Mankind create god?" And well, honestly the answer doesn't matter primarily because the question itself is one geared to provoke a "pissing match" rather than bring enlightenment or education with the vast majority of those asked.

HotLover -> RE: Was Jesus Gay? (12/17/2005 3:11:57 PM)
In the Bible, Jesus talked about Marrage being One Man & One Woman joined together & not man with man & woman with woman as well, just 1 Man & 1 Woman joined together & together the they form a Family, & they way he talked & lived, no he was not Gay.

darkinshadows -> RE: Was Jesus Gay? (12/17/2005 3:58:13 PM)
quote: More likely He was partially African-American but for some reason this allegation tends to send people over the Moon. Don't mean to be picky pinky... but america didnt exist as america then, let alone african american. He was most probably middle easten in origin, or possible african due to and the way the world existed in past history. But american - most definately not. He also was not a dominant in the same interpretation as we know of today. In fact, He would be described more as a submissive. He was a servant and a server. He was subservient. He also washed the feet of his disciples... God was the Dominant. Jesus the submissive. Holy Spirit switch. And angels are slaves. [;)] Peace and Love

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