BlackPhx
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*Shakes her head and sighs* Oh foolish People..sweet foolish people you are letting this..this Sci and the cats fool you...the cats are not plotting against him, all of them are plotting against Greedy...years of her failure to provide them with Filet Mignon, Salmon Tartar and Lobster Stuffed with Shrimp have led the cats to plotting with this handsome man who is oh so willing to bribe them while she is at work to tie her down and torture her until she swears to provide the feast to which they feel they are entitled. Little did she know that he brought offerings of Salmon and Lobster to appease their wrath and turn them to allying with him. Soon he will be in control of her and the cats will instruct him on how to torment her best...chaining her to Florida and never letting her escape to the UK, where they will have to spend so much time in quarantine, caged among the peasant animals. The true victim to be is Greedy...and they shall rule her with an iron paw in a velvet glove. poenkitten (tossing Sci another pair of handcuffs)
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