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Rules for Women - 12/17/2005 1:03:10 AM

MTslave

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1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

3. Don't make us guess.

4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."

7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.

8. Dogs are better than cats.

9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.

11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

12. You have enough clothes.

13. You have too many shoes.

14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

15. Your brother is an idiot.

16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

18. Share the bathroom

19. Share the closet.

20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.

23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

24. Check your oil.

25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

29. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

30. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.

35. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

36. Don't make 50 rules when 36 will do.

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RE: Rules for Women - 12/18/2005 1:03:40 AM

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the only one I DON'T have a problem with is number 37

smiles and sunshine

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RE: Rules for Women - 12/18/2005 3:36:12 PM

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why are all our rules about interactions with men, whereas the men's are how they are in everyday life?

or things that we're doing wrong (not that i have that many shoes, but im sure some do) for that matter

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RE: Rules for Women - 12/19/2005 10:23:10 AM

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i agree petwolf....new title: Rules for women as written by men...the other one should have been : Man Rules, this is the way we are, we cant help it.....hehehehehe

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RE: Rules for Women - 12/21/2005 1:13:55 AM

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yeah! what the heck is that all about?

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RE: Rules for Women - 12/21/2005 2:37:21 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ThatLilBrat

the only one I DON'T have a problem with is number 37

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I agree. With no offense meant to the original poster... That list sucked.

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RE: Rules for Women - 12/22/2005 6:52:36 AM

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Third time I've seen this list, and third time I look at it and go....wait, those rules don't apply to me (esp. Sunday, I HATE WATCHING SPORTS)....

Ok, I feel better now.

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RE: Rules for Women - 1/9/2006 11:02:33 PM

sailorthor

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A few modifications, and I like the list very much:

quote:

ORIGINAL: MTslave

1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

3. Don't make us guess.

4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."

7. Get rid of your dog. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other dog.

8. Cats are better than dogs.

9. Sunday = Sailing. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time, even at Home Depot.

11. Anything you wear is fine. Really. The sexier the better.

12. You have too many clothes (on right now).

13. You have too many shoes.

14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

15. Your brother is an idiot.

16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't mean what you think they mean.

17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

18. Share the bathroom.

19. Share the closet.

20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.

23. Foreign films are best watched with subtitles.

24. Check your oil.

25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is admissible in an argument - and I'll probably bring it up. Make damn sure you remember what you said, cause I will.

26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. Except when we do, and that is what maps and gas stations are for.

27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. But we can provide some work out tips.

28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

29. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

30. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

31. Go ahead and dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.

35. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

36. Don't make 50 rules when 36 will do.