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Don't Read This - 11/7/2008 5:55:00 AM   
MadAxeman


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Status: offline 		A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him the toothpick and the tramp goes off.
A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and off he goes.
There is a third knock at the door, and a third tramp. The landlord says
"Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."
"No, a straw," says the tramp.
The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, so he asks the tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.
To which the tramp replies
"Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone already".

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RE: Don't Read This - 11/7/2008 6:43:43 AM   
persephonee


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Axey you have officially made my list....and that is not a good thing.

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RE: Don't Read This - 11/7/2008 6:45:21 AM   
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RE: Don't Read This - 11/7/2008 6:49:31 AM   
persephonee


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RE: Don't Read This - 11/7/2008 7:00:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		HAHA!  I'mma have to share that one!!! lmao!!

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RE: Don't Read This - 11/7/2008 7:28:00 AM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		Yup,

Right up there with "What's Grosser than Gross" and "Dead Baby" Jokes.

You can have my Lunch now.

Steel

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RE: Don't Read This - 11/7/2008 7:35:02 AM   
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Poenkitten regretting breakfast...

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RE: Don't Read This - 11/7/2008 9:11:59 AM   
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RE: Don't Read This - 11/7/2008 9:49:49 AM   
CarrieO


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Status: offline 		This type of joke does nothing to cure my mental masocism.  When I see the word "don't" I always see "do" and end up with something like this!

That was disgustingly silly

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RE: Don't Read This - 11/7/2008 9:53:20 AM   
Barelily


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Status: offline 		Oh man just sick

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RE: Don't Read This - 11/7/2008 1:22:10 PM   
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suffer some misery,
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RE: Don't Read This - 11/7/2008 2:45:10 PM   
ChainGoddess


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Status: offline 		Eeeuugh, you are sick man!

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RE: Don't Read This - 11/7/2008 3:29:31 PM   
Gleegal67


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Status: offline 		Don't Read This...why do I see...Must Read This!

Damn my eyes!

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RE: Don't Read This - 11/7/2008 4:30:31 PM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		Gleegal67 just be glad there was no File Attached for you to click and view it like this one. (((((DON'T CLICK ME)))))

ENJOY

Steel

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RE: Don't Read This - 11/8/2008 3:00:39 AM   
persephonee


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Status: offline 		Dooooood.....manalive that was just fukkn wrong.....

*thinks she wants to recind her lackey status...but will give Steel another chance if he can take that mental image out of her head*

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