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RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! - 11/7/2008 3:39:37 PM

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so true.. unless she has potent spit..

LOL

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RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! - 11/7/2008 3:54:53 PM

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yannow...i did have a baby in my relationship with a woman...perhaps it was the saliva and not that teeny widdle catheter they put up there....if so, i got bilked by the sperm bank.

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RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! - 11/7/2008 4:08:13 PM

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clamp off the drain tube after they have emptied their bladder with a hemostat.

Gwyn! Emptying one's bladder with a hemostat sounds like punishment enough!

*giggles*

(I knew what you meant... it just sounded funny.)

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RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! - 11/7/2008 4:11:04 PM

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yannow...i did have a baby in my relationship with a woman...perhaps it was the saliva and not that teeny widdle catheter they put up there....if so, i got bilked by the sperm bank.

that is so cool Persephonee! my partner is sooo excited about the baby.. but I did do it the old fashioned way..

feel free to chat me/us up on the otherside.

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RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! - 11/7/2008 4:26:30 PM

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Yooowitch Red. Though I have been known to use one on bits.. but not with the current 2.. I love them too much.. and you have to be waaay maso to want that.

One was borderline crazy with what they wanted.. but he is no longer with me.

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RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! - 11/7/2008 4:32:51 PM

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LMAO!!!

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RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! - 11/7/2008 4:37:07 PM

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I had a post all ready, It was sick, Perverted, Used various objects that can be purchased at any craft store. I ever thought to use Iodine in the Douche for the Dark Green Yellow Color. But then I though........ Why in the hell am I doing her Dom's Job?

So I deleted it and now offer the following.

Douche + Peanutbutter = Interesting Outcome

Douche + Chunky Peanutbutter = Painful Outcome

Douche + Chunky Peanutbutter + Peanut Allergy = ACTUAL TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL

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RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! - 11/7/2008 4:54:52 PM

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Actually, He has no problem in the creativity department. This was more to discover whether, or not I would actually post the topic, though He does plan to review to ideas and use them if they aren't permanently damaging. I do like peanut butter though, but the concept of a chunky peanut butter douching; well, it seems a bit messy, and would obviously require several other douchings in the aftermath.

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RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! - 11/7/2008 4:56:29 PM

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ACTUAL TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL

O course, that would add a touch of realism to the medical aspect of the scene.

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RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! - 11/7/2008 5:00:25 PM

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Actually, He has a fondness for urethral probes inserted into my urethra, and attached to the TENs unit He happens to be playing with in His hand at the time, but I do think I would like to keep Him ignorant of Your train of thought.

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RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! - 11/7/2008 5:02:09 PM

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Good thing W/we're both ACLS certified, and current.

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RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! - 11/7/2008 5:20:28 PM

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Commercial peanut butter has sugar in it, sugar in vagina means yeast infection.
Actually unless there's a need for it, douching is not recommended. It upsets the natural balance which allows you to be vulnerable to infection.
Plus once he's washed away all natural juices, sex is not going to be just painful, but possibly causing tears in the tender tissues. Which means you finish the day with real medical play at the ER.

Tell him to do some basic research on the care and feeding of pink bits before he tries stuff.

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RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! - 11/7/2008 6:00:50 PM

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Actually, He has a fondness for urethral probes inserted into my urethra, and attached to the TENs unit He happens to be playing with in His hand at the time, but I do think I would like to keep Him ignorant of Your train of thought.

What was his name again?

I am sure he might be interested in the info.. LOL

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RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! - 11/7/2008 7:43:09 PM

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Ummm, He's an ER physician, and I'm a nurse ...lmao When I say medical play I mean real medical play, and a lot of it is followed up by prophylactic antibiotics treatment if needed, especially where urethral play is involved. Sugar induction into the vaginal canal generally only causes a problem if there is an imbalance in the normal vaginal flora to begin with. Not that I encourage this, but occasional play of this sort probably doesn't cause a problem. Also, natural peanut butter contains no sugars unless you buy the no stir type. I'm into fitness and nutrition so I certainly don't have any JIF on my shelves.

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