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disabled - 11/8/2008 8:26:47 AM   
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so an irish man is at the bar, the barkeep tells him that it is time to close up so the man stands up to leave then suddenly falls. Oh my he says i must of had way to much to drink. So he crawls home and sneaks into bed hoping his wife wont hear. The next morning when he wakes up his wife is cooking, and the irish man thinks " woo got out of one with the wife last night" She walks into the room " the bar keep called, You forgot your wheelchair last night.

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RE: disabled - 11/8/2008 8:57:08 AM   
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RE: disabled - 11/8/2008 10:55:29 AM   
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title missing - 11/8/2008 11:48:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		Doh that was stupid of me wasn't it. Epic fail

< Message edited by maskedsow -- 11/8/2008 11:49:59 AM >

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RE: title missing - 11/8/2008 12:12:54 PM   
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RE: title missing - 11/8/2008 3:12:33 PM   
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RE: title missing - 11/8/2008 9:11:18 PM   
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RE: title missing - 11/8/2008 9:32:10 PM   
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RE: title missing - 11/8/2008 9:46:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		Look on the bright side, even though you made a mistake putting a big hint in the title, I chuckled at your "Epic fail" reaction.  So you got a laugh out of me regardless.  That's all that really matters, after all.



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RE: title missing - 11/9/2008 8:25:31 AM   
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RE: title missing - 11/9/2008 9:19:12 AM   
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Epic Fail
I am so gonna start using that

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RE: title missing - 11/9/2008 9:20:06 AM   
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RE: title missing - 11/9/2008 9:40:45 AM   
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I've added it to my jokey links.
Thank you.
So Epic Fail is only new to me?
Nobody tells us anyfin.

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RE: title missing - 11/9/2008 9:42:07 AM   
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RE: title missing - 11/9/2008 10:01:48 AM   
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RE: title missing - 11/9/2008 10:53:27 AM   
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RE: title missing - 11/9/2008 11:22:11 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

All plans are cunning until...
Epic Fail
I am so gonna start using that


Axey...dont use the sound...cunning...and fail in the same space of time...subconscious clue that you might not be good at a certain activity that im too lady like to mention here....

pussy....erm...perse

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RE: title missing - 11/9/2008 6:05:01 PM   
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