When my D type / s type isn't there i..........

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missturbation -> When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 9:59:28 AM)
cut my toe nails in bed. don't shave my legs every day. pick my nose. dance round my room to cheesy pop songs. eat in bed. pull faces at him whilst chatting in msn. pull faces at him whilst on the phone. have the dogs on my bed over night. don't wear makeup go bare foot more often than i wear heels. wear underwear. wear underwear that doesn't match. stay in my pj's all day. scratch my ass. What do you do when your D type / s type isn't there that you wouldn't dream of doing whilst they were there?

zakkan -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 10:10:47 AM)
[&o][&o][&o] You mean you are not allowed to scratch your ass????

missturbation -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 10:22:48 AM)
I have no idea. I wouldn't dream of doing it in front of him though [:D]

DesFIP -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 10:26:04 AM)
Steal all the pillows and fill up his side of the bed with books and magazines. Plus I eat in bed and to hell with him muttering about crumbs. I don't get crumbs in the bed. The fact that he can't eat without getting crumbs everywhere doesn't mean I'm similarly incompetent. I get them on the boobies and am careful to not wipe them off until I leave the bed. So there!

missturbation -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 10:29:53 AM)
Lol too right [:D]

zakkan -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 10:35:10 AM)
Maybe its because I have not found the person yet, but right now I can imagine doing some of those things just to see how she will react... You know, like, leave the toilet seat up.... [:D] For some reason that seems to piss off most women.

missturbation -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 10:36:53 AM)
It certainly does, however mine is super glued down so it can't even be lifted up never mind left up. Only problem is now i have to contend with pee all over the seat lol. Just kidding [;)]

zakkan -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 10:38:14 AM)
Hey that's another interesting thing to try.[:D] I just like to observe reactions...

LadyEllen -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 10:38:45 AM)
I've just checked. Thank goodness, my S Type is still there - looking just as great as usual though a bit dirty from the drive last week - so I will leave the rest of you, who presumably dont have such secure parking, to your discussion. If it hadnt been there, I'd likely have cried. E

missturbation -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 10:38:46 AM)
Yanno i forgot to mention a very important thing i do in bed when alone................................i fart [:'(]

LydiaSciKitten -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 11:22:14 AM)
I use my hairbrush as a microphone and jump up and down on the bed singing Depeche Mode's Policy of truth. I bite the polish off my nails. I do nasty things to my nipples. I spend 30 hours in the bath carefully scrubbing my thighs and applying cream on my face and and and...

everhope -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 11:39:30 AM)
i am not currently in a D/s or M/s dynamic, but i can say with certainty that i would not go all day without doing something with my hair....not eating all day......piling things up on the bed, staying on the computer all day. however...eventually, i would fart cuz that's just what happens sooner or later when you live with someone. may we all find our bliss.

NuevaVida -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 11:46:48 AM)
* Eat in bed * Smoke (usually in bed) * Play on my laptop (in bed) * Gab on the phone for hours (usually in bed) * Hmm, I see a trend...I stay in bed a lot when I'm not totally busy elsewhere :)

HotFaerieMama -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 12:32:06 PM)
well as He's not here yet.. i get do do all those things.. and get away with it...

MadAxeman -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 12:52:33 PM)
She certainly does. Without a woman's touch, or I have to say the need to impress, this place can get somewhat toxic. No flowers No fruit in the bowl No blue water in the loo More beer than food in the fridge Let housework build up until 'it's worth doing' Wear favourite baggy clothes Pick nose arse feet ears Total sport on TV News on No soap operas Cooking shows Home improvement shows How to look better shows I eat more curry Italian Chinese Chili Donuts Cheese, just cheese, not a cheesey concoction Cereal all day Beer all day Actually, it's not that bad

MadAxeman -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 12:53:58 PM)
And I can work a feckn toilet seat

MadAxeman -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 12:57:30 PM)
I can play games all day Do my in your face dance when I kill all the aliens More as they come to me

softness -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 1:27:28 PM)
smoke eat chocolate stay up past 8pm have the sofa to myself bully missturbation suck my thumb wear jeans wear flats wear pink without having the piss ripped out of me make a nuisance of myself online bully missturbation some more

novabunny -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 2:00:56 PM)
Not sure whether its wise to answer this question what if Himself reads it .... will prolly get told off for doing it lol... but seriously ... don't worry about chipped nail varnish, hairy legs... erm what else...pretty much same as above... although i don't smoke ... so don't do that :) x nova x

MadAxeman -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 2:06:33 PM)
You bully missturbation too? Cool.

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