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myotherself -> The real reason they've gone... (11/9/2008 2:47:49 PM)

So the other night I was chatting with someone online for several hours.  He mentioned he'd like to meet for coffee, but before I could reply to his message, his profile was deleted.  In the space of about 3 minutes this person disappeared into the ether.

Now I know that the reason this happened is probably because his wife/gf/mother came home and nearly caught him. 

But in my heart of hearts I can't truly believe this.  I believe that what REALLY happened is that he was sitting in his living room, chatting to me, when a freak asteroid smashed its way through the roof and killed him instantly, vapourising him and his computer instantaneously.  It has a ring of truth to it, I think.  Definitely more likely than the first option.  And it warms my heart to think that I made him happy in his last few hours of life, and when he reaches heaven and gets his harp the first thing he'll do is compose a song extolling the virtues of myotherself....*wipes tear from eye*

So my question is, have you got any totally believable and extremely likely reasons for why some online person disappeared from your life (and your monitor) without warning?






SavageFaerie -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/9/2008 2:50:28 PM)

I think you answered your own question. Either wife or g/f
Or a chick, or a fake. The fun stops when meeting is mentioned.

sounds to me like he got caught.



IAMChristine -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/9/2008 3:16:33 PM)

 i've had this happen a few times...a few years ago i talked with someone for 2 months and it was finally meeting time and poof he was gone, not a word from him about going...absolutely nothing.  poof. 

damned asteroids.



windchymes -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/9/2008 3:20:57 PM)

Be wary of people who live near the seashore.  Rogue waves have been known to crash up on the shore, zero in on their home and only their home and wash them out to sea, never to be heard from again.

In a few cases, though, their brother will find you and resume negotiations....because he wanted him to.



JessieMe -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/9/2008 7:02:57 PM)

I had something similar happen to me too...Only I believe it was because a lion got loose from the zoo and broke into the Man of my Dream's home and ate him alive. I read in the paper the next day about the lion getting out of his cage and attacking someone in their home so I just knew it had to be him. 



N4SDChastity -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/9/2008 9:36:01 PM)

Some internet virusiiiii have been known to mutate, grow legs, jump OFF the screen and kill user.  But it's very rare.  Still, I wear a condom whenever I get on the interwebz!  Of course, typing is much harder with one on, but I practice a LOT, late at night, when no one is looking.[8D]



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/9/2008 9:48:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: N4SDChastity

Some internet virusiiiii have been known to mutate, grow legs, jump OFF the screen and kill user.  But it's very rare.  Still, I wear a condom whenever I get on the interwebz!  Of course, typing is much harder with one on, but I practice a LOT, late at night, when no one is looking.[8D]


You owe me a new keyboard.  I just shot water alll over it laughing at that!



Daddysredhead -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/9/2008 9:51:49 PM)

Hi, N4SD!  Long time, no see!  [:)]



osocurious -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/9/2008 10:04:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

In a few cases, though, their brother will find you and resume negotiations....because he wanted him to.


LmaoOOOOooooo ... Ohhhh how TRUE!!! [:D]



suhlut -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/9/2008 10:20:13 PM)

[sm=alarm.gif] Warning! [sm=alarm.gif]
[sm=alarm.gif]We are being [sm=alarm.gif]
[sm=alarm.gif]invaded by aliens![sm=alarm.gif]
[sm=alien.gif][sm=alien.gif][sm=alien.gif]
 
Sorta the same idea... but..uhm..not exactly..
 
i once lost contact with a Phone sex Partner
[sm=onphone.gif]
When... i SWEAR.. he was KIDNAPPED  by Aliens!
Poor Guy.... it was RIGHT at that certain pinical moment..when i heard.. screamed in my ear...
 
AAAHHLLIIEEEHHH....!!!
 
and then the phone went dead.[sm=onphone.gif]
 
i thought back over what i heard, and it sure sounded like he was trying to scream about aliens..
 
so.. word to those whom love phone sex as much as i... be very very quiet n careful.. mm hmm! *nods[sm=alien.gif]



MadameMarque -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/9/2008 10:49:53 PM)

Be warned, those who dare approach me with intimate intentions.  It is a risky proposition.

The Gods and Goddesses seem to be in the business of picking and choosing those with whom I consort, and they are no-nonsense chaperones.  It has been proven, over time, that should I be in danger of making a poor choice, the "ill-fated" part of "ill-fated match" will apply to the object of my misguided interest.  Time and again, I have been on the precipice of meeting, or even just speaking by phone with, someone who seems a promising sort, when all manner of chance and mishap prevents it.

In short, should I try to date someone who is not Divinely Sanctioned, they will actually be plucked from current existence, no evidence remaining.  Who knows, to what time or place they are moved, or if even their history in this life stays behind, or has been erased, along with them.

It is not my fault.  I do my best to only pick the good ones.

But for the rest...I wish you would stay away.  It is for your own good, more than mine.



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/9/2008 11:01:01 PM)

iPod People....seriously!  Internet Pod People.  Cyber ghouls that lurk in the World Wide Web, awaiting the chance to consume their unsuspecting victims.  After feeding, the iPod People wipe out all evidence of their victims existence. 



marie2 -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/9/2008 11:14:28 PM)

There was a guy from this site that I was talking to a couple of years ago.  He would call me every day, several times, and we would talk and talk and talk.  It was almost too much really.  He would call me from his car on the way to work, call me during lunch, call me at night.  Anyway, I did kind of like him, but I thought the constant attention he was giving me was a red flag and it seemed like he was too desperate to have this work out....like putting the cart before the horse before we have even met.  I started to get the feeling that he was a man on the rebound who just wanted to hook up and have someone to move on with. 

At any rate, I wanted to see it through, and after 2 weeks we made plans to meet.  I was all dressed up and spiffed out and went to the restaurant where we were scheduled to meet..it was inside of a hotel.  I waited in the lobby...and waited....and waited, and he never showed up.  It was the most humiliating experience of my life.  The hotel staff behind the desk saw me calling him from my cell over and over.  I thought maybe he had been in an accident or something.  No answer every 10 minutes.  I was so bummed out, and after about 45 minutes or so, I was pretty certain that I had been officially stood up.  When I got home I called his house and a female answered the phone. 

The kicker in all of this was when I was waiting for him in the lobby and I decided to step outside to have a smoke.  A guy who had been sitting at the bar inside the restaurant came outside a minute or two later and also lit up a cigarette.  He introduced himself to me, he was divorced, lived locally, was nice looking, and was a great conversationalist.  I told him that I was waiting on someone that I think was standing me up.  He finished smoking, and before he went back in he told me that if the guy doesn't show up I should come into the bar and he'd buy me a drink.  I considered it, but I felt so down mentally, that I just couldn't bare the thought of socializing.  At that moment I didn't see it as the silver lining that it could have been.  I really regret that I didn't take him up on the offer.  I left the hotel and went to the grocery store and bought a fucking cannoli cake instead. lmaooo.  Stupid bitch



MadameMarque -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/9/2008 11:41:31 PM)

Marie, unless by "dumb bitch," you mean the dumb bitch who stood you up, you edit that out, right now.  No way were you dumb to imagine the guy you'd been talking to, had the guts, the decency, and the good sense to live a life, be a gentleman, and take good luck by the horns, by making a date with you and then keeping it.

And if the second guy hanging around outside the hotel didn't grab your attention enough to change lanes that evening, but just enough so that you'd remember, there are decent options out there, then I would say, the Gods and Goddesses are chaperoning you, too.  They kept you from meeting some jerk, and gave you a little nudge that there's better, for you.



marie2 -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/9/2008 11:54:52 PM)

 I meant dumb bitch for not taking the invitation to have a drink with a really nice guy.  I was just so shot down by the whole thing.  What a blow it was to get stood up and be humiliated in front of the hotel staff etc.  I felt like such a sucker, all dressed up standing there by myself and waiting, looking out the doors, pacing back and forth, calling him etc.  Anyway, it was a couple of years ago and I got over it. 

You're right, someone or something was watching out for me and I probably dodged a bullet in the long run.  

Thanks for the kind words.  : )



ResidentSadist -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/10/2008 1:28:47 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself
.........I believe that what REALLY happened is that he was sitting in his living room, chatting to me, when a freak asteroid smashed its way through the roof and killed him instantly, vapourising him and his computer instantaneously.  It has a ring of truth to it, I think.  Definitely more likely than the first option.  And it warms my heart to think that I made him happy in his last few hours of life, and when he reaches heaven and gets his harp the first thing he'll do is compose a song extolling the virtues of myotherself....*wipes tear from eye*

I believe he was a serial killer and he was working several potential victims at once.  Fortunately for you, the other girl “opted in” 5 minutes before you did.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Mine don’t disappear, they just go annoy Lucivar instead. 



KMsAngel -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/10/2008 1:53:29 AM)

is that better or worse, rs? [:D]



shivermetimbers -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/10/2008 2:49:38 AM)

Did you ever see the movie Tron?  He's actually inside the computer now, and the cybersex is now a reality. I think you should hook up your cam and broadcast 24/7 doing naughty things to yourself, he could be in any PC!! I'd even say you should post here how everyone can receive the broadcast, in case he's stuck in our computer!  It's that sense of community, of helping a brother or sister out in their exploration of WIITWD, that will make your broadcast a uniting force, kind of like a Collar Me APB for this person.  We all must help in your time of need!!!  People, can we all help out myotherself in this endeavor? 



Dnomyar -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/10/2008 3:45:13 AM)

True story. I was meeting a woman from CM. She was comming across the parking lot to meet me. She had long flowing brunett hair and was wearing a tube top with no bra. Her breast were bouncing up and down and her hard nipples were showing thru it. She was wearing a mini skirt. She had great long legs. Before she got to me she just disapeared. Turns out someone had let the top off of a sewer hole. I got there and looked down. I clanced at my watch and saw that my lunch hour was just about over. I did not have time to take a journey to the center of the earth so I left. I kept waiting by my computer but never did hear from her again.



Lashra -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/10/2008 5:28:34 AM)

True story here. My male sub had this happen back when he was a Dom, had a online collared slave for two years. They were going to finally meet in person so they could start their lives together. Her "sister" came on line one evening to tell him she'd been killed in a car accident, he was heart broken. Three months later she logged on and told him she was married and trying to work it out with her hubby, but it did not work would he still take her as his. Unfortunately for him, he did[:-] They are divorced now.

~Lashra



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